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    Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:48am

    I mean, the Hiddleston/Swift make out pics were staged, we all agree on that right? The question now is if a wealthy, successful and worldly business woman staged pictures to piss off a douchey, name-appropriating ex-boyfriend. Because that’s pretty hilarious if it’s the case.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      6/16/16 9:54am

      Eh, I think there were more reasons than that. But it was definitely a nice added bonus.

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      Flying SquidKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      6/16/16 10:01am

      Does anyone really believe Tom Hiddleson is straight?

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:43am

    Met Gala-May 2nd

    Calvin and Taylor break up-June 2nd

    Pictures hit internet-June 15th

    Yeah, “pissed and betrayed” seems likely.

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      GELLA - LLAPAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/16/16 9:45am

      grown man can’t behave and wants all the attention, prolong his 5 seconds of fame.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkGELLA - LLAP
      6/16/16 9:47am

      Aren’t unsolicited dick pics the second stage of relationship grief or something?

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    Cherith CutestoryBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:59am

    Ha, the breakup narrative was so flattering to him. He loved her but he just wasn’t in love with her, you know? She was desperately in love with him and wanted to get married but he so wasn’t feeling that. So, much respect! She’s probably just not a very sexual person.

    Then those staged photos come out and he looks like an idiot.

    Taylor Swift is a genius.

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      FridayFridayCherith Cutestory
      6/16/16 10:17am

      It’s so delicious, isn’t it?

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      Heywood U CuddlemeCherith Cutestory
      6/16/16 10:19am

      I wonder what Hiddleton has to gain from this?

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    MsMenstruationBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:44am

    Taylor really applies “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else” approach to life, and I like that. Go get em’ girl!

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      schuretteMsMenstruation
      6/16/16 9:50am

      Yup. And why shouldn't she?!

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      stephkat716schurette
      6/16/16 10:01am

      Exactly! I noticed a lot of “wow she gets around” comments on facebook about this.

      She’s 26, beautiful and rich. I’d get the hell around too! Good for her!

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    comeonpoppetBobby Finger
    6/16/16 10:17am

    Riddle me this, commentariat:

    How is it possible to find three people simultaneously mind-numbingly boring, infuriating and laughable all while deliciously enjoying the stupidity of their fake relationships?

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      Perraviejacomeonpoppet
      6/16/16 10:25am

      YES. This is the enigma I am struggling with. I’m just here for the trainwreck, I guess?

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      comeonpoppetPerravieja
      6/16/16 10:30am

      Those pictures yesterday were a gift from heaven, honestly. AxeBodyDouche throwing a temper tantrum complete with tabloid-obtained dick pics is just icing on the cake.

      We all needed this.

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    AudballBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:40am

    Wasn’t he, like, not in love with her and they broke up together?

    I don't feel sorry for him.

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      Akat101Audball
      6/16/16 9:44am

      Especially not if he's sending dick pics to random women. Cry me a fucking river, dude.

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      babadookieAudball
      6/16/16 9:46am

      I don’t either. It sounds like she laid out exactly what she wanted in a relationship (marriage, babies, picket fence) and after 15 months he still wasn’t on board. She jumped ship and was rescued by the HMS Hiddles.

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    No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:49am

    Oh no, you mean to say the carefully orchestrated breakup of a carefully curated relationship may get nasty? No.

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      Jenny from the ArrondissementNo-Mi Skye
      6/16/16 10:17am

      exactly. we’re all talking about this “scandal” sarcastically, right?

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      Heywood U CuddlemeNo-Mi Skye
      6/16/16 10:18am

      I’ve heard/read the word “curated” more in the past couple of months than in all of my almost 40 years combined. 100x more. When did it become the trend word du jour, and who decides these thing?

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    NomNom83Bobby Finger
    6/16/16 10:03am

    I believe nothing about the Swift-Harris story. They broke up, she moved on*... that’s kinda how it goes. And did everyone forget about his infamous rub-and-tug scandal? A d—- pic is just a slow Wednesday.

    * Those photos were so staged. One or both definitely wanted the world to know. Shades of Seacrest-Hatcher.

    Jake, I will be grabbing my usual salad in the main building cafeteria between 11:30-12:00 today, I’ll save you a seat!

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      HerRoyalRednessNomNom83
      6/16/16 10:09am

      Wow, I totally forgot about those Seacrest-Hatcher pics. I think the only thing more awkward than that was the Kaley Cuckoo-Henry Cavill grocery shopping photos.

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      NomNom83HerRoyalRedness
      6/16/16 10:15am

      At least hitting up the grocery story, you knock something off of your “To-Do” list.

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    SipowitzBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:52am

    Nobody expects the Hiddleston rebound!

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      picassoSipowitz
      6/16/16 11:25am

      I have only a very foggy notion of who Taylor Swift is, but she can notch the Hiddles as the *rebound guy*?!

      AND make her ex look like an ass in one fell swoop at the same time?

      Well, well, well.... All the kudos, Taylor (whoever you are.)

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planepicasso
      6/16/16 2:00pm

      this comment is a lie.

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    SodburgerBobby Finger
    6/16/16 9:50am

    I eat out alone all the time. Jake Gyllenhaal has never hit on me. Drunk old men - yes, plenty.

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      HerRoyalRednessSodburger
      6/16/16 10:12am

      I would actually leave my house to go out to eat if that meant Jake would hit on me.

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      FiveLiters1Sodburger
      6/16/16 10:23am

      I was a police officer in his movie “Southpaw”. He didn’t hit on me,but he did tell me at one point that my shoes (black Bruno Magli’s) were “too expensive to be a cop’s shoe” when we were on set. Good eye,that one.

      (and I had to google “burrata”...OMG that sounds sooo good!)

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