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    GELLA - LLAPLauren Evans
    6/15/16 8:08pm

    Taylor majorly upgraded to a luxury model

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkGELLA - LLAP
      6/15/16 8:09pm

      Discussion point: Is moving from Elizabeth Olsen to Taylor Swift a lateral move?

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      Cocopop!Adrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/15/16 8:12pm

      He also seems to have upgraded. Well done, kids!

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    frostsmycookiesLauren Evans
    6/15/16 8:59pm

    This is how you know Blake Lively was a mean girl in high school. Because she thinks up shit like “meaty eyelids.”

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      Lannister Handjobfrostsmycookies
      6/15/16 9:19pm

      Her poor daughter is going to need so much therapy for back-handed compliments and open-faced insults. Hope Ryan can balance it out.

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      KristenfromMAfrostsmycookies
      6/15/16 9:35pm

      I want to punch her. Hard.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkLauren Evans
    6/15/16 8:03pm

    Wait is this from the interview where she brings home the restaurant’s honey butter?

    Today has been an excellent day.

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      comeonpoppetAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/15/16 8:07pm

      Your joy in today’s gossip is pretty damn infectious.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkcomeonpoppet
      6/15/16 8:13pm
      GIF
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    FIGJAMLauren Evans
    6/15/16 9:05pm

    I can’t help but wonder if Ryan Reynolds regrets leaving my future ex-wife, Scarlet Johansson, for Blake Lively. She just doesn’t seem to be playing with a full deck.

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      Lana del GrayFIGJAM
      6/15/16 9:59pm

      my brain just exploded at that expression of yours. Never heard that one before.

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      FIGJAMLana del Gray
      6/16/16 2:42am

      “future ex-wife” or “playing with a full deck”?

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    spektraVDGLauren Evans
    6/15/16 8:33pm

    Now all I can think about are tiny adorable tree frogs wearing outfits. Hell.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaspektraVDG
      6/15/16 9:21pm

      The reality might not be so cute?

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      spektraVDGDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/15/16 9:24pm

      ...Who hurt you? ;-)

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    thatsjustmyhairLauren Evans
    6/15/16 8:11pm

    Namely, “she has my clammy hands!” Lively, 28, wails. “And my heavy eyelids, my meaty eyelids.”

    Damn... I think I may be Blake Lively’s daughter.... NO ONE TOLD ME >:|

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      yousayclamato, joethatsjustmyhair
      6/15/16 8:54pm

      If only meaty eyelids were a delicacy, we could immediately harvest Blake Lively's and make soup with them.

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      DanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1thatsjustmyhair
      6/15/16 9:54pm

      My older son unfortunately inherited his father’s clammy hands and my heavy eyelids. Could I get him adopted by the Reynolds-Livelys?

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    No-Mi SkyeLauren Evans
    6/15/16 9:04pm

    Now this is a Taylor Swift that I’m familiar with. Messy break ups and timely new boyfriends. Get it girl. You only live once and you’re young and rich.

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      bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandLauren Evans
      6/15/16 9:03pm

      My god, that might be the most resplendent pregnancy photo ever. May I hope to look 1/100th as good if I ever pop out a tiny human. That DRESS!!!

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        DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinabootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
        6/15/16 9:23pm

        Blake wears pregnancy EXTREMELY well, doesn’t she? And her tailor is a magician.

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        vraimentbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
        6/15/16 11:07pm

        I hope to look 1/100th that good literally at some point in my life, I hope.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaLauren Evans
      6/15/16 8:19pm

      I WILL SPANK NICK JONAS

      GIF
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        My Dog Is A PirateCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
        6/15/16 9:07pm

        GET IN LINE, SISTER.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Lauren Evans
      6/15/16 8:13pm

      Wait, who are we spanking? Can I choose another person to spank? IS NICK JONAS GOING TO SPANK ME?!

      I only read the word spank, tbh.

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        InQuesoEmergencyOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
        6/15/16 8:20pm
        GIF
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        StillCopperboomOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
        6/15/16 10:04pm

        A person this excited about spanking, regardless of context, recipient, or deliverer, is a true aficionado of spanking. It’s always nice to see another person’s passion!

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