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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:36pm

    Honestly, nothing against Jaden Smith. I’m sure he’s a great kid, but I just want to slap the shit out of him and straighten his clothes like ALL THE TIME.

    I am embracing my oldness.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/15/16 7:37pm

      I’m not so sure he’s a great kid and he takes the worst selfies.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/15/16 7:40pm

      I don’t know him so I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

      But yeah, his selfies are fucking terrible.

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    PerraviejaKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:37pm

    Fuck you, Paris. I’m not googling your name to find out what you are talking about. Either the good people of Jezebel explain it to me or I will just shrug and go back to watching the Marvel fans self-destruct on account of Tiddles.

    ETA: I have been informed that Hiddleswift is the portmanteau that is trending on the Twitter.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaPerravieja
      6/15/16 7:40pm

      I did Google her name (I am always curious whether or not she’s ever going to publicly ask who her bio-dad is), and I found nothing to explain this.

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      PerraviejaDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/15/16 7:44pm

      OH MY GOD. Reading fail. I stopped reading at Paris, and assumed it was Paris Hilton.

      [Insert *shame* gif]

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kara Brown
    6/15/16 7:43pm

    Someone should open up a pizza shop that only serves day old left over cold slices!

    i am sobbing because this is all i’ve ever wanted. Of course I am a raccoon so, ya know.

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      PerraviejaOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/15/16 7:50pm

      I want this store because I have never had cold pizza. I eat the whole thing as soon as I get my mitts on it, so there aren’t any leftovers to go cold...

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaPerravieja
      6/15/16 7:51pm

      Order two, you amateur!

      :-)

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    collodioncrustedKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:45pm

    Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)

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      Muscatocollodioncrusted
      6/15/16 7:48pm

      Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)

      Come on, Eileen...

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinacollodioncrusted
      6/15/16 7:49pm

      You were so cute! I would have been so jealous you could get your hair that big.

      What’s up with the towel?

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    bourgeoismiddlemanKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:41pm

    JFC Courtney Stodden.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinabourgeoismiddleman
      6/15/16 7:44pm

      I mean... she’s trying to demonstrate caring, so I can’t hate that, but...

      Maybe just not this way.

      Reminds me how young she really is.

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      DBDooDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/15/16 7:49pm

      I thought the first photo was kind of touching, but by the second I was thinking, “No, this is not a photo op.” Showing your support is one thing, but creating an entire photo shoot around a tragedy? No.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:34pm

    Can’t tell if I feel worse for everyone involved in 50 Shades for being involved in 50 Shades or having to spend time with Rita Ora.

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      SisqocertifiedAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/15/16 7:35pm

      who?

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      useless ruckusAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/15/16 7:42pm

      You leave my dime-store Rhianna alone!

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    BruceBrochyKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:38pm

    My son doesn’t like cold pizza and it makes me wonder where I went wrong as a parent.

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      thatsjustmyhairBruceBrochy
      6/15/16 7:45pm

      have a do-over kid!

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      QuintBruceBrochy
      6/15/16 7:50pm

      You're looking at it all wrong. You don't have to share the leftover pie with your kid. Win.

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    the girl with the most cakeKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:42pm

    The Courtney Stodden stuff reminds me of a FB friend who thought that painting her nails rainbow colors and then posting the pictures to facebook was a good way to honor the victims in Orlando. She’s straight.

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      benjaminalloverthe girl with the most cake
      6/15/16 7:44pm

      Good grief Charley Brown. That’s ridic

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      Pumpkin Andy is Orangethe girl with the most cake
      6/15/16 7:52pm

      Who is Courtney Stodden plz

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    alter_egoKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:58pm

    I don’t know who you are Lamorne Morris, but I like you.

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      comeonpoppetalter_ego
      6/15/16 8:05pm
      GIF
      GIF

      The absolute best part of New Girl.

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      alter_egocomeonpoppet
      6/15/16 8:08pm

      oh oh my god! I really do love him! I just didn’t know the actor’s name. I guess I just kind of assumed he was actually named Winston, despite there being no reason to believe that.

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    useless ruckusKara Brown
    6/15/16 7:44pm

    No Courtney. No.

    GIF
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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinauseless ruckus
      6/15/16 7:48pm

      This gif is PERFECT for the situation. One must be gentle with her, for she means no harm, but firm, for this is not okay.

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