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    schuretteBobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:47pm

    100% believe Leo is shit in bed. When in his life did he ever have to even fucking try?

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      Space_Rockerschurette
      6/15/16 2:52pm

      Yeah... the Coachella or Bonnaroo or whatever dancing footage tipped me off to that. I don’t want him gyrating anywhere near me... Jack Dawson or not.

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      Mental Icebergschurette
      6/15/16 2:53pm

      He gives me a Jerry Garcia vibe. “I’ll lay back while you suck my cock and/or fuck me while I mentally strum guitar notes”.

      Not that being a rider is always a bad thing, but...you know sometimes you need a little TLC, too ;)

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    EmRyBobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:50pm

    Tom Cruise is leaving Scientology because he’s “so smitten” with an actress named Annabelle Wallis, his 31-year-old costar in the upcoming reboot of The Mummy.

    I am more concerned with the fact that they are doing a reboot of The Mummy. With Tom Cruise.

    Why? Just, why?

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      DrWhoSoccerStarEmRy
      6/15/16 2:52pm

      Jake Johnson is in it so I’m gonna give them a pass.

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      JoeoftheEmpireEmRy
      6/15/16 2:53pm

      This! There is absolutely no need to reboot The Mummy thank you very much. No reboot could possibly be as good. Especially a reboot with Tom Cruise in it.

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    bluesbelleBobby Finger
    6/15/16 3:06pm

    How old does Jen need to be before the tabloids will stop making her pregnant? She has been pregnant more than Fuckface Duggar.

    She looks like she has middle aged woman stomach to me. And I wish my middle aged body looked half as good as hers does “preggo.”

    Has she ever even said she wanted kids?

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      olivianewtonjohnbluesbelle
      6/15/16 3:21pm

      I think I’ve read that she’s said she wanted kids. Personally, she does look pregnant in these pics. Compared to what her midsection usually looks like, anyway. Plus, she’s been in NYC the last few weeks wearing ponchos and such...in 80 degree weather.

      Meh. If she wants to be pregnant, I hope she is. If she’s not into that, I hope she isn’t.

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      Jolly Old St Nicotinebluesbelle
      6/15/16 3:23pm

      Although this one is poorly timed because she confirmed today that she actually is pregnant.

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    BusPassTrollop curls up and diesBobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:47pm

    I scrolled down while simultaneously digging in my nose only to see a whole page devoted to celebrities who were also digging in their noses. Stars REALLY ARE just like us.

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      acmeindustriesBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      6/15/16 2:53pm

      But did you inspect it like Khloe? That’s my fave thing I’ve ever seen in one of these magazines.

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      MsMymlanBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      6/15/16 3:20pm

      Not just celebrities.

      The Queen Picking Her Nose: Seven Pictures Of Queen Elizabeth Digging For Gold

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    FleanardoDiCaprioBobby Finger
    6/15/16 3:08pm

    True story: my 70-year-old father (well, he was a couple of years younger at the time) saw MGMT in concert and hated them. When he told me, I was so flabbergasted I couldn’t speak for a second, and then I said “WHY did you see MGMT?” Turns out they were playing and he was bored, so he went to check them out. I mean, points for trying something new, Dad, but you should’ve done a little research first.

    Although my number one “WTF Dad?” moment remains the time he called me out of the blue and asked “Is 2xist a popular gay underwear brand?” I said I didn’t know and asked why, and he said “Because I kept seeing them at the Pride parade.” I took a second to digest this information, and then asked him why he was at the Pride parade. “I like parades!” Okay, then!

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      HerRoyalRednessFleanardoDiCaprio
      6/15/16 3:15pm

      I think your dad sounds like a blast to hang out with!

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      DanniellaBeeFleanardoDiCaprio
      6/15/16 3:19pm

      You Dad sounds cool as fuck.

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    skydemonBobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:49pm

    Of course Leo is bad in bed. Did anyone ever have any doubt? I mean, since he was a teenager, he has had tons of young models clamoring to take a ride, he doesn’t have to extend effort and never will. He’ll be Jack Nicholson’s age, and still pull it out, crook his finger, say “climb on, honey” and some 22 year old hottie will do just that.

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      paultoesskydemon
      6/15/16 2:54pm
      GIF
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      HerRoyalRednessskydemon
      6/15/16 3:28pm

      The mental image that gave me...

      GIF
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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:51pm

    The friend claims that while Leo and the woman were engaging in sexual intercourse, Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.” This was the same unverified story I’d heard so many months ago, but with additional details like simultaneous vaping and the fact that the headphones were “noise-canceling.” Oh! Oh. There’s one other thing. The most important thing, actually. This friend revealed the detail I had been dying for since first hearing this rumor: what was Leo listening to?

    This isn’t unusual, Bobby. Many stage actors wear an earpiece when they’re not well prepared. Someone was probably giving Leo directions

    Voice: “In. Now, out. In again. Moan. Say: oh baby, you like that? In. out. In. Out. “

    annnnd....scene!

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      Jan74JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/15/16 3:16pm

      I love you.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJan74
      6/15/16 3:22pm

      <3

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    un vélo solitaireBobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:53pm
    GIF

    “Finally! Jen’s pregnant at 47”

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      HerRoyalRednessun vélo solitaire
      6/15/16 3:15pm
      GIF

      I don’t really think it is, but I really like posting Chris Evans gifs.

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      Jolly Old St NicotineHerRoyalRedness
      6/15/16 3:24pm

      I think she actually confirmed this today so......it may be happening~

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    paultoesBobby Finger
    6/15/16 3:01pm

    Leo eating pussy:

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      lizzaypaultoes
      6/15/16 3:02pm

      Jesus, he kind of looks like Jack Nicholson there.

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      SwashFucklerpaultoes
      6/15/16 3:21pm

      As if he would even bother with a cursory lick.

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    imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Bobby Finger
    6/15/16 2:52pm

    I bet that baby arrived later in the afternoon. Happy pooping everyone.

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      GoGoGadgetBurnerimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      6/15/16 3:10pm
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      VtDkDudeGoGoGadgetBurner
      6/15/16 3:20pm

      This is me right now! I had two slices and they are currently destroying my digestive system. My guts are rolling like a Tina Turner song.

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