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    Quasar FunkGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:35pm

    Please don’t write “Chris Christie” and “pair of briefs” in the same paragraph while I’m trying to eat lunch.

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      festivusaziliQuasar Funk
      6/14/16 1:39pm
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      Ed SpockQuasar Funk
      6/14/16 1:39pm

      Whatever you do don’t think of that with “If you want my body and you think I’m sexy” going through your head.

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    Ed SpockGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:32pm

    Lawyers Say Chris Christie Ate Cell Phone, Text Messages and Emails to Cover Up Involvement in Bridgegate

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      Sparky PolastryEd Spock
      6/14/16 1:34pm

      ‘The allegations were made in a pair of briefs filed with the court late Monday night in federal court in New Jersey’

      Could you please incorporate underwear into your headline? Thx

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysSparky Polastry
      6/14/16 1:55pm

      It turns out the allegations were just a series of large shits Gov. Sammiches took when it dawned on him that he is going to Federal Fuck-You-In-The-Ass-Prison by the end of the year.

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    Quint the GreyerGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:33pm

    “Destroyed” the phone...

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      reggieinatlQuint the Greyer
      6/14/16 1:37pm

      I guess that’s how he got all of that cell-ulite.

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    toothpetardGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:35pm

    Veep material, at least.

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      Ed Spocktoothpetard
      6/14/16 1:40pm

      In the finest tradition of Spiro Agnew.

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      Masshole Jamestoothpetard
      6/14/16 1:46pm

      C’mon! You know he’s not gonna pick Chrissie as his VP. And Christie knows it too but he’s hoping to make Trumpie president so he can get a pardon. I mean, why else is the governor of New Jersey picking up Trump’s McDonald’s order? Nobody likes being a bitch that much.

      Of course, we both know nobody really respects a prison bitch like Christie so Trump will double-cross him and not give him a pardon. Poor Christie...when that happens, he’s really gonna eat his feelings.

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    Green Bastard! Parts Unknown!Gabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:36pm

    (pictured half of Trump’s Cabinet)

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      PopeScoobyGreen Bastard! Parts Unknown!
      6/14/16 1:42pm

      this is half of Cristies cabinet.

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      Vox PopulistPopeScooby
      6/14/16 2:35pm

      That’s half of his “do not touch, unless in dire need” emergency supply, not half of his cabinet.

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    HaighaGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 2:04pm

    And just in case you missed it, Trump intern and part-time Governor of NJ Chris Christie said we should take the retaliation for the Orlando massacre overseas. As a resident of New Jersey, I can only hope that Chris is going to ship himself off to Syria to lead the fight.

    http://www.nj.com/politics/index…

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      Vox PopulistHaigha
      6/14/16 2:34pm

      Dropping Christie from 10.000 feet has about the same kinetic impact on the surface target as a Daisy Cutter, so why not?

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    EvanrudeJohnsonGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:35pm

    Between Christie and Tommy Brady, Trump has a lock on that East Coast, douche bagger who destroys his cell phone voting block.

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      Vox PopulistEvanrudeJohnson
      6/14/16 2:32pm

      Too bad you can’t deflate the bag of hot air that is Trump like you can with a football. Brady would be the man to do it, and do it quietly.

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    HooLettheDogsOutGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:51pm

    I went to law school with Bill Baroni. He referred to himself as “the Mayor” (as in “the Mayor of the Law School”). That tells you pretty much all you need to know about him.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionHooLettheDogsOut
      6/14/16 3:37pm

      Says a fellow anonymously launching an ad hominem attack on the internet!

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      HooLettheDogsOutSkipping along to our shared destruction
      6/15/16 5:31pm

      That would be a pretty random thing for me to make up, but whatevah.

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    Jujymonkey3Gabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:36pm

    The allegations were made in a pair of briefs filed with the court late Monday night in federal court in New Jersey. Among them: Chris Christie “lost” a cell phone he used during the bridge closure, deleted text messages sent during that time, and failed to turn over emails that defense attorneys eventually found through other methods.

    Coincidentally, this news caused Chris Christie to fill his briefs. Oopsie!!

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      LumpenstiltskinJujymonkey3
      6/14/16 1:49pm

      Not the falling-out-of-the-chair-gif!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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    Collapsed ConversationGabrielle Bluestone
    6/14/16 1:39pm

    For all you NJ citrizens who’ve had to suffer under Christie’s governorship - this is a special day. Enjoy.


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