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    Low Information BoaterHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 9:57am

    I thought yogis got all their nutrition from picnic baskets.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Low Information Boater
      6/14/16 9:59am

      You ass. +1

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      Low Information BoaterEvenBaggierTrousers4
      6/14/16 9:59am

      I can tell who all the old people are by seeing who stars this comment.

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    KumichoHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 9:56am

    That’s ridiculous. Yoga should stick to studios and craft beer bars, where it belongs.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Kumicho
      6/14/16 9:58am

      And plazas in the middle of a bustling downtown area with cars honking and people yelling and where you can get into a REAL meditative state.

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      eats books and leavesKumicho
      6/14/16 9:58am

      wait, i can do yoga and have beer at the same time?

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 10:02am

    In Phoenix, a Fry’s Food Stores, part of a chain owned by Kroger Co., features a culinary school and a lounge with leather couches perched next to a wine bar. A Kroger store in Hilton Head Island, S.C., offers a cigar section to complement its wine cellar that stocks $600 bottles.

    Whole Foods Market Inc. has a putting green outside its Augusta, Ga., location and a spa offering peppermint foot scrubs and facial waxing in a Boston store.

    And people wonder why we need The Purge.

    Vote Trump 2016

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      Heywood U CuddlemeSean Brody
      6/14/16 10:35am

      I like my store because at the back there are two coolers and a a few shopping carts with random stuff that are about to expire, so you can get them for next to nothing. I’ve composed many ecclectic meals from those coolers. No culinary school though, but I think my priorities might be different than those of people who expect their store to have a spa and wine bar

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      Sean BrodyHeywood U Cuddleme
      6/14/16 10:38am

      I like my store because at the back there are two coolers and a a few shopping carts with random stuff that are about to expire, so you can get them for next to nothing. I’ve composed many ecclectic meals from those coolers. No culinary school though, but I think my priorities might be different than those of people who expect their store to have a spa and wine bar

      Whole Foods?
      My sister lovingly calls that cooler “The rot rack”

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 9:59am

    Whole Foods Market Inc. has ... a spa offering peppermint foot scrubs and facial waxing in a Boston store.

    Market Basket offers more of an authentic Thunderdome experience.

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      PsonicPsunspotSean Brody
      6/14/16 10:13am

      Shop Rite offers “Murder Mondays.”

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      Angie GSean Brody
      6/14/16 10:18am

      Once, not that long ago, I got so stressed at a Market basket I cried a little in aisle nine.

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    Misteaks were madeHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 10:48am

    This proves once again that Wegman’s is the king of grocery stores.

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      therealdealjohnnyscarecrowMisteaks were made
      6/14/16 11:01am

      You know, we’re really going to make people hate us because of this comment on every grocery-related article.

      Oh well, I’ll drink my WPOP, dip my chicken in Country Sweet, and cook up a Zweigles white hot to feel real love.

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      MadPiglet loves West HamMisteaks were made
      6/14/16 1:52pm

      Wegmans is my church and I preach the gospel every chance I get.

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    EvenBaggierTrousers4Hamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 9:57am

    Whatever. When they start giving in-store colonics, wake me...

    No, wait, don’t....

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      NefertittiesEvenBaggierTrousers4
      6/14/16 10:13am

      Careful—the downward dog is a ruse!

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      rewodEvenBaggierTrousers4
      6/14/16 10:27am

      Smart decision...You’re more relaxed when you sleep through those.

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    stahp. just stahpHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 9:54am

    You can’t post garbage like this dude, you’re going to be looking for a new job soon. God damn you’re just like my kids. Never listening; doing stupid shit to ruin your life.

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      EvanrudeJohnsonstahp. just stahp
      6/14/16 10:10am

      I hear you, this post is like when rock stars are under contract to give their record company one last album before they switch to a new record company.

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      MajorBurnEvanrudeJohnson
      6/14/16 10:27am

      Still think he’s tomato.

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    StenchofaburnerHamilton Nolan
    6/14/16 9:58am

    I bet you wouldn’t be so exasperated if it was supermarket disco.

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      Chalupa_JackHamilton Nolan
      6/14/16 9:56am

      Chronic exasperation is really becoming a problem for me.

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        Quasar FunkChalupa_Jack
        6/14/16 10:28am

        Contact a medical professional if your exasperation lasts for more than four hours.

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      XrdsAlumHamilton Nolan
      6/14/16 9:59am

      As long as they’re not blocking the aisles, I have other things besides attention-hungry rich suburban soccer moms to get exasperated about.

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        DumpsterbabyXrdsAlum
        6/14/16 10:16am

        The deceased comedian Patrice O'Neil observed that as a male ages, a percentage of the constant horniness that bedevils their youth transforms into what he calls "creepiness." Mr. O'Neill opined that he could sit in the mall and watch ladies try on shoes all afternoon, with a creepy smile on his face. I do believe that I could loiter for some time in a yoga grocery store to observe the contortions of the suburban soccer moms in their yoga pants.

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