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IPlaytheFoxClover Hope
6/14/16 2:12pm
Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club glasses (oh sorry Target eye center!) paired with harsh black liner and 90's brows, to the fact that they think getting arrested is a joke. They’re at the Gathering of the Juggalos until they have their backyard barn wedding and then they’re “Jaydyn’s Mom” I have had to serve this brand of stupid bitch since I was a hollow eyed section 8 teenager (they OWN their trailers, they’re BETTER than you) They are the absolute 100% worst.

Edit: Oh fucking white hot hell. One of them has a goddamned Ohio state shape wrist tattoo. BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE DOES.
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  goddessoftransitoryIPlaytheFox
  6/14/16 2:46pm
  If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.
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  IPlaytheFoxgoddessoftransitory
  6/14/16 3:03pm
  “It Was Never Not the 90's. (subtitle) A Tale of Ohio”
  
  On the upside when one of those bitches tried to physically pull me out of a (Mcdonalds!) drive through window my small stature and the relative height of the window meant she couldn’t tip me over enough to get me out the window. It did not help her that I was hammering on her wherever I could swing with a partial roll of quarters in my fist, and the ex con grill bro was anchoring me by the belt (while our manager called the cops). I believe the phrase used was “BRING IT INSIDE BITCH, BRING IT!”
  
  Then I would have needed another roll or two of change and a sock. Sadly being of Poor White Trash descent it would not have been my first improvised weapon based fight. Upside: every style choice I made was a direct opposite reaction to Ohio Style - dyed dark, fringe and Anna Wintour bob, leaving my brows thick, big statement glasses, etc. Thanks for showing me how not to be gals.
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AzuraBronwynClover Hope
6/14/16 11:14am
Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.
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  eats books and leavesAzuraBronwyn
  6/14/16 11:21am
  So true.
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  jmh42AzuraBronwyn
  6/14/16 11:22am
  I agree entirely with your intent, and obviously assaulting a fast food worker is reprehensible behavior. Being proud of it is just... I don’t have words.
  
  Unrelated to this horrible incident, though, I’d like to point out that McDonalds generally treats its employees surprisingly well for a fast food joint. The pay’s above minimum wage and the benefits aren’t bad either, or so I’m told.
  
  https://www.glassdoor.com/Hourly-Pay/McD...
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LostInSpaceCampClover Hope
6/14/16 11:19am
All Beckys. Every one a Becky.
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  JoanMillerTwoSuitsLostInSpaceCamp
  6/14/16 11:25am
  Beckys? I don’t know...
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  DerDuhsvilleJoanMillerTwoSuits
  6/14/16 11:27am
  Agree, maybe Rachet Becky? They seem more like Chrystals or Ambers, or Brandis (obv spelled with an i).
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BusPassTrollop curls up and diesClover Hope
6/14/16 11:49am
On Facebook one of the women claims that the assault was in response to the McDonald’s employee using a racial slur towards her mixed race child.
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  VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
  6/14/16 12:01pm
  
  GIF
  
  Ok yes MAYBE! it’s possible that is what went down.But, I am just finding it very unlikely that in this economy, in a state like Ohio that John Kasich has ruined economically due to being more concerned with uterus control, that a McDonalds worker would risk her job like that. It sounds like she wants to shift the public opinion against the women she beat the shit out of.
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  BusPassTrollop curls up and diesVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
  6/14/16 12:12pm
  That’s quite possible. Everything is possible!
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NomNom83Clover Hope
6/14/16 11:28am
Am I having a stroke or are the height charts behind them bizarre? The left side is “centimeters”? What?

I have a feeling the shit-eating grins will be wiped off when they’re in front of a judge instead of a camera.
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  MsMymlanNomNom83
  6/14/16 11:31am
  The left side starts at the heigt of 1,4 meter. The woman on the right for example is 1,59m tall.
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  ThatFatScatCatNomNom83
  6/14/16 11:35am
  Is that... unusual? I know we don’t really use the metric system, but it’s still the globally dominant form of measurement.
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Space_RockerClover Hope
6/14/16 11:21am
What the hell are these women so happy about? “DERP DERP, I just assaulted someone and got my kids in on the action because I felt entitled to not have to wait 37 goddamn seconds for my shitty fast food!”

These women are probably pretty troubled. Ugh. Everything makes me sad today.
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  JoanMillerTwoSuitsSpace_Rocker
  6/14/16 11:24am
  Not just I assulted a woman in front of my kids, but I let my kids join in. That, for me, is the extra yikes here.
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  Space_RockerJoanMillerTwoSuits
  6/14/16 11:28am
  Yeah, just saw that and edited to reflect. It’s so disturbing.
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Snacky_OnassisClover Hope
6/14/16 11:24am
you guys, it’s supposed to be the buckeye state, not the black eye state.
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  NadaSnacky_Onassis
  6/14/16 11:40am
  I’m from the Buckeye State... something about Ohio makes people either want desperately to leave (re: most # of astronauts from single state, srsly) or it beats you down in the soul department, and you get craziness like this. 6 months per year of gray, slushy, craptastic weather will do that. Heck, OSU is the Uni that figured out Seasonal Affective Disorder was a thing, probably not by coinkydink.
  Also, Ohio has its own version of English.
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  Snacky_OnassisNada
  6/14/16 11:43am
  I’m also from Ohio...I get it.
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deerlady83Clover Hope
6/14/16 11:32am

GIF

After reading so many Behind Closed Ovens, I find that I really don’t like customers who abuse food service workers.
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  Stig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.deerlady83
  6/14/16 11:48am
  RIP BCO...
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  BoxTurtledeerlady83
  6/15/16 1:24am
  Long ago I did some time at Wendy's. I think everyone needs just a little time in food service, to get some perspective.
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madscientistClover Hope
6/14/16 11:20am
I’m actually impressed by them. Like, I didn’t realize people could be psychopathic in such ‘small’ ways.
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  NomNom83madscientist
  6/14/16 11:23am
  Never underestimate a sociopath’s lack of empathy or leadership.
  
  #themoreyouknow
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  RedVioletmadscientist
  6/14/16 12:15pm
  We can’t all be serial killers. These are busy moms.
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Unabashed AppliantologistClover Hope
6/14/16 11:40am
Beating the crap out of someone for getting your food to you slowly sounds like a great way to not get better service, like anywhere.
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  goddessoftransitoryUnabashed Appliantologist
  6/14/16 2:46pm
  Including prison.
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  cowsharkyUnabashed Appliantologist
  6/17/16 5:36pm
  Their food in the future will be full of so much saliva it will be like they’re always ordering soup.
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