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    OddsVonDabsAshley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:01am

    I am fascinated by the idea that Trump actually eats McDonald’s. I’ve seen photos of it, but I assumed that it was a photo op where they whisked it away and brought out whatever the fuck he actually eats just prepared by his private chef.

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      Quasar FunkOddsVonDabs
      6/13/16 10:08am

      I mean, he’s basically a 13-year old boy in every other aspect of his life, he might as well eat like one, too.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4OddsVonDabs
      6/13/16 10:11am

      Like a comedian said, Trump is what a hobo envisions a rich person to be like.

      “So this guy walks up to the counter and order TWO Big Macs... TWO! Just like that! Didn’t even flinch. And get this...he’s got change coming... He just leaves it. $1.16 and he just walks away....”

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    SoapBoxcarWillieAshley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:36am

    Isn’t Chris Christie still the Governor of New Jersey? I know he found this new cool friend that might let him be Attorney General if he acts as the guy’s slave for a while, but do your fucking job!

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      CharitybSoapBoxcarWillie
      6/13/16 10:45am

      That’s the really fucked up part. People like Sarah Palin and Jeffrey Lord don’t have separate full time jobs so it is not weird to see them flitting around behind Trump. Christie is in charge of an entire state, like for real, and even Trump has repeatedly remarked that Christie spends too much time away from home.

      http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-b…

      http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-tr…

      That has to be mortifying. Trump doesn’t even pretend to want him around. At this point Christie probably doesn’t know which one is worse — going back to New Jersey to face questions about why he is gone all the time or going to Trump and being the Curley to Trump’s Moe.

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      facwSoapBoxcarWillie
      6/13/16 10:53am

      I feel like anything that distracts Christie’s attention may be a net plus for New Jersey.

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    tornadoslackssAshley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:01am

    Well that photo looks like Donald has him by the nuts so there's that.

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      curioustornadoslackss
      6/13/16 10:05am

      To me, it looks like Trump just gave him an open hand slap and Christie is about to gratefully thank him for it.

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      Vox Populisttornadoslackss
      6/13/16 10:06am

      Gene Hackman style, to be precise.

      “Get this in your head shitkicker. No more cookies until election day!”

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    TimF101Ashley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:03am

    Is it too much to hope that someone records Christie’s sad puppy face when Trump announces some other doofus for Vice President?

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      IhpsdmTimF101
      6/13/16 10:10am

      At least then he can get back to what he loves doing most: destroying the state of New Jersey.

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      TimF101Ihpsdm
      6/13/16 10:22am

      WHY DO YOU HATE NEW JERSEY

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    Gamblor JDAshley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:04am

    /Christie walking through the McDonald’s parking lot with two double quarter pounders and two large fries.

    //Sees Trump staffer

    Oh hey you, just, uh, picking up lunch for Trump and myself. Yeah, that’s it.

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      You serious Clark?Gamblor JD
      6/13/16 11:53am

      “We would liiiike...”

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    Vox PopulistAshley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:02am

    Chris Christie Is Donald Trump’s Unpaid Intern

    Naturally, this gives him free access to the mess hall at Trump tower.

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      eoghan01Vox Populist
      6/13/16 10:04am

      I hear the taco bowls there are excellent.

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      Vox Populisteoghan01
      6/13/16 10:12am

      I can see them both playing Taco battleshits in the restroom.

      Trump will win, of course. He’s naturally full of shit.

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    Mount_PrionAshley Feinberg
    6/13/16 10:04am

    Christie’s earning credits at Trump University.

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      APissedAntAshley Feinberg
      6/13/16 10:27am

      So am I the only one that found the most disturbing part to be McDonald’s?

      You own your own plane, multiple buildings, employ dozens of chefs- some specifically designated to only cook for yourself and your guests- and you fucking eat McDonald’s?

      I’m not even talking about it being unhealthy- I’m talking about it being tasteless garbage. We poors eat it because we need something fast and cheap- but if fast is your only concern, can’t you afford to have real food with actual taste delivered? Can’t you make Christie go wait at a restaurant for your to-go order?

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        ArmchairSophistAPissedAnt
        6/13/16 6:05pm

        Trump apparently has a lifelong habit of binge-eating cheeseburgers during times of stress. Word has it in the midst of his early ‘90s near-bankruptcy crisis he’d lock himself in his suite and order up 2-3 huge (yuge?) bacon cheeseburgers and scarf them down alone. Something tells me Trump just needed his fix, and fast.

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      iamitmanAshley Feinberg
      6/13/16 10:03am

      He is not unpaid. Trump just has Jersey residents footing the bill for yet another one of his White Elephants.

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        EvenBaggierTrousers4iamitman
        6/13/16 10:12am

        what you did there is seen by all. LOL.

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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAshley Feinberg
      6/13/16 10:07am

      In his alone time, Christie likes to pretend he’s Robin to Trump’s Batman. It would be bad enough if he would just quietly fantasize about it, but he insists on wearing a replica of Ward's old mid 60s outfit, dressing a cardboard Trump cutout in West's old duds and actually acting out scenes he wrote all himself while he was standing at the podiums during the debates.

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