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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kara Brown
    6/09/16 7:27pm

    Ben Schwartz understands my life. His slogan is way better than mine which is just ‘Dasani, it only tastes like garbage water!’

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      MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto JesusOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/09/16 7:36pm

      Dasani is definitely garbage water. People always look at me like I’m crazy when I say that though :(

      I'm so glad SeaTac sells SmartWater at all their stores.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto Jesus
      6/09/16 7:58pm

      YEP! Like I know it is a super privileged thing to be like, OH THAT BOTTLED WATER? GROSS, IT TASTES BAD BRING ME ANOTHER BRAND!

      Butttttt, Dasani is so gross. And so is arrowhead (this might be a regional water I'm not sure) they are just so terrible. Aquafina for life.

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:27pm

    Is there any kind of rule on how much time has to pass before it’s a throwback? I’m thinking “last month” isn’t it.

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      jinnirandilynisFINDILYN
      6/09/16 7:29pm

      Do you remember the time you wrote:

      Is there any kind of rule on how much time has to pass before it’s a throwback? I’m thinking “last month” isn’t it.

      Just today, I was feeling so nostalgic!

      Time passes so quickly. Heavens, I wish I could feel that young, again.

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      randilynisFINDILYNjinni
      6/09/16 7:31pm

      There are also plenty of other days I’d like to throw back.

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    32_FootstepsKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:28pm

    *Reads Hillary’s tweet*

    We’re gonna need a bigger tub of popcorn.

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      deerlady8332_Footsteps
      6/09/16 7:32pm
      GIF

      I’ll share.

      (Maybe.)

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      StillCopperboom32_Footsteps
      6/09/16 7:36pm

      This seems as good a time as any to encourage people to reread the best BCO story of all time: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/horrendous-res...

      Ah, popcorn lady. Did you know it’s not free if you give it to me?

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:33pm

    I know they're not a couple, but I want Bill Nye and NDT to adopt me.

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      AnglKatCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/09/16 7:43pm

      They’re so amazing! NDT is so passionate about science and humanity in general that it can move me to tears, and Bill Nye is absolutely hilarious. I would kill to meet them.

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      VelduangaAnglKat
      6/09/16 8:02pm

      Are you in the U.S.? NdGT tours all over for various talks, and he always does long Q&As at the ends of them. It’s the closest you can get to meeting him short of running into him in the street. Bill Nye used to do talks as well, but I’m not sure what happened.

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:28pm
    Gigi Hadid ✔@GiGiHadid
    haha some of you get yourselves so worked up. Focus your time and energy on your own life

    So, ignore you?

    How well would that work out for you?

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/09/16 7:51pm

      even if we do, she is like Kardashains or Spaceballs, never go away

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaGELLA - LLAP
      6/09/16 7:58pm

      But Spaceballs is funny and delightful!

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    GELLA - LLAPKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:54pm

    I love Bette Midler

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaGELLA - LLAP
      6/09/16 7:55pm

      Me too.

      And

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      GELLA - LLAPDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/09/16 8:03pm

      She is always right

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:28pm

    Per Ben Schwartz: coca-Cola was behind 9/11. There is no reason for a bottle of water to cost $8.00

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/09/16 7:32pm

      I really doubt @thisisRobThomas is a ‘Bad Ass MC’ as stated in his Twitter profile.

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      CanuckistanislausJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/09/16 7:54pm

      Per Ben Schwartz: coca-Cola was behind 9/11.

      Nah — phosphoric acid can’t melt steel beams.

      (... crickets, tumbleweeds...)

      Geez. Tough thread.

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    Madge SmurtzKara Brown
    6/09/16 7:46pm

    But the clapback though. Damn, Reince, you lil freak.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaMadge Smurtz
      6/09/16 7:53pm
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      CanuckistanislausMadge Smurtz
      6/09/16 7:58pm

      Another thing: what’s with the oddball names of these senior Republicans? Reince Priebus, Newt Gingrich, Grover Norquist.... Are they really aliens, like Ford Prefect?*

      *Who of course skimped a bit on his preliminary research, and thought that name would be nicely inconspicuous.

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    EmmyKara Brown
    6/09/16 8:07pm

    Totally not related but do you think it was appropriate for my classmate to allude to 9/11 on her grad cap? Just makes me feel iffy for some reason

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      SpaceVomickEmmy
      6/09/16 10:08pm

      Mother of God.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneEmmy
      6/10/16 10:17am

      no your feelings are legit! I cringe at most references to 9/11, because pretty much all of them aren’t genuine. Basically Jon Stewart is the only one out there I can think of right now that I am okay with mentioning 9/11 (due to his hard work for first responders)

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    Missypoo50Kara Brown
    6/09/16 7:29pm

    I have such a science boner for Bill Nye!

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      Snacky_OnassisMissypoo50
      6/09/16 7:52pm

      I find his confidence and goofiness so attractive.

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      No1CurrAboutYourBonerMissypoo50
      6/10/16 11:19am
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      God, I love him.

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