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NomNom83Aimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:35pm
That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

How badly do you think those 8 judges needed a drink after parsing the arguments in this case?

Jesus Christ, those poor girls.
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  Dr. SechmethNomNom83
  6/09/16 4:39pm
  Having been a juror in a brutal assault case: Very, very badly.
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  HerRoyalRednessNomNom83
  6/09/16 4:45pm
  Also, he was convicted of 12 charges and only gets 18 years in jail for abusing those poor children??????
  
  Frankly, that INFURIATES me.
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GELLA - LLAPAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:32pm

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  AntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJWGELLA - LLAP
  6/09/16 4:36pm
  I just watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago— it’s a goddamn masterpiece.
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  HerRoyalRednessGELLA - LLAP
  6/09/16 4:43pm
  
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CineCraftAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:30pm
On a related note, here’s the most fucked up thing I’ve read in a long while. I’m reading Governor Bradford’s diary of the first twenty years of life in the Plymouth colony, and late in the book he relates one episode in which a teenage boy was caught sodomizing a farm animal. He eventually confessed to relations with a number of animals, ranging from chickens to a cow, all of the animals being subsequently slaughtered while he was force to watch, before their carcasses were buried. He was then executed by hanging.

Meanwhile, a man convicted of rape around the same time was sentenced to be whipped. He did not receive a harsher sentence because his victim was the only witness to the crime, and the law required at least two.

Happy Thursday everyone!
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  courtCineCraft
  6/09/16 4:44pm
  Oh thank god I am drunk.
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  justlikeacoldcourt
  6/09/16 4:51pm
  i’m jealous this is horrifying
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JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:29pm

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  6/09/16 4:31pm
  
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  HerRoyalRednessJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  6/09/16 4:42pm
  
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Lana del GrayAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:27pm
“He was charged with bestiality after forcing the girls to put peanut butter on their genitals so the family dog could lick it off.”

Oh for FUCK’S sake. I wish I could unsee that.
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  DrWhoSoccerStarLana del Gray
  6/09/16 4:41pm
  I clicked on this article thinking it was going to be something semi-amusing. Then I saw that and all hopes of amusement were thrown out the window, onto the road, and repeatedly run over.
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  HerRoyalRednessLana del Gray
  6/09/16 4:47pm
  Whatever you do, don’t look up the different classification levels of child sex abuse in the UK. I wish I could erase that shit from my brain.
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AnnaAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:37pm
“That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.”

I always wondered about these laws. Outside the context of abuse, things like this peanut butter trick are pretty dang sick and creepy and gross, but I can’t imagine it actually does any harm to the dog. I mean, we even have farmers and zoo vets jacking animals off for their sperm – they’re actually sexually engaging these animals, and no one raises any ethical questions. I think the penetration standard makes sense, since that’s when it gets distressing and painful for the animal.

What has my life come to that I bothered writing this out? I hope you guys are super appreciative of my helpful insights into this crucial political matter.
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  AntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJWAnna
  6/09/16 4:39pm
  I appreciate you and your comment, Anna. I do wish I could unsee that part about the peanut butter though.
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  AnnaAntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJW
  6/09/16 4:48pm
  Aww! I appreciate you, too, and I especially appreciate the clever expansion of your screen name, which was clever to begin with. ;)
  
  The peanut butter thing is actually A (presumably largely urban-mythical) Thing, apparently; I distinctly remember when Boo got a service dog on OITNB and... well, yeah. Notably, it was played for laughs, and it was in no way suggested that Boo might have been mistreating the dog by... feeding him peanut butter. *ahem*
  
  I feel dignified.
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Brian, The Life ofAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:51pm
What’s with the Santa suit?

Also: Good news, Newfies!
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  SleepyCatBrian, The Life of
  6/09/16 5:26pm
  ...Not sure if joking, but, that is the uniform of our Supreme Court justices.
  
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  CatAssSleepyCat
  6/09/16 5:55pm
  I DID NOT KNOW THIS!! But like, even in the summer? With the fur trim?
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thatsjustmyhairAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:37pm
Nope. Goodbye everyone.

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  HerRoyalRednessthatsjustmyhair
  6/09/16 4:44pm
  
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  horseasaurusrexthatsjustmyhair
  6/09/16 6:03pm
  that’s this from? she looks like a cross between Kaley Cuoco and young Goldie Hawn.
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WhiskeyprayerAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:40pm
http://www.kvue.com/mb/news/local/...

Today’s reason to not go on a killing spree: Bullet the “housebroken” Bison advertised on Craigslist has found a new home with people who will be building her a house of her very own. (They are also working on setting up a therapy ranch for people with PTSD.)
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  sybannWhiskeyprayer
  6/09/16 4:45pm
  Thank you. *HUG*
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  Whiskeyprayersybann
  6/09/16 5:11pm
  
  May the world get less terrible, or may they offer group rates at their ranch.
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Ms.ChanandlerBongAimée Lutkin
6/09/16 4:33pm
Despite my negative and cynical nature, people still manage to surprise me with their depravity. Those poor girls.
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  HerRoyalRednessMs.ChanandlerBong
  6/09/16 4:42pm
  God, I hope they’re getting the help they need and are in a good, safe environment.
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  BurntttMs.ChanandlerBong
  6/09/16 5:05pm
  It’s a constant race to the bottom for the Worst Thing, and any time I spectate I feel terrible for days.
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