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    jordanbakerJia Tolentino
    6/09/16 11:54am

    Right, but did he tell you what he wants, what he really, really wants?

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      Snacky_Onassisjordanbaker
      6/09/16 11:55am

      really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

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      retrogirljordanbaker
      6/09/16 11:55am

      I mean, chicken, probably.

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    goddessoftransitoryJia Tolentino
    6/09/16 12:13pm

    Aw, poor birdie. I’m going to show this to my husband, who has had a vendetta against all gulls since he was four and one stole his sandwich from his chubby little hands during a beach picnic.

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      jordanbakergoddessoftransitory
      6/09/16 1:04pm

      SOLIDARITY WITH YOUR HUSBAND. A Seagull stole my chicken drumstick out of my hand at seagull when I was three, and I’ve hated birds ever since. They attack children, and they eat their own kind!

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      ANDOVA BEGARINgoddessoftransitory
      6/09/16 1:14pm

      I won’t tell you what happened when my wife fell asleep on the beach with her mouth open ... because, obviously, I no longer need to.

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    EmilyPosterchildJia Tolentino
    6/09/16 11:55am

    I hate all seagulls, except this seagull. This is the only good seagull.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyEmilyPosterchild
      6/09/16 12:05pm

      The seagull in this gif is my hero.

      GIF
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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/09/16 12:30pm

      bwahahahahahah!!!!!!

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyJia Tolentino
    6/09/16 12:02pm

    I think we are on to something here. Could Trump’s horribly applied orange makeup just be the result of him perpetually falling into bins of chicken tikka masala?

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      KeevaSI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/09/16 12:06pm

      Only because Indians really love the Donald. /sarc.

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      SmedleyButlerI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/09/16 12:11pm

      But it doesn’t explain his smell.

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    imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Jia Tolentino
    6/09/16 11:55am

    well. he looks delicious.

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      randilynisFINDILYNimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      6/09/16 12:01pm

      Pre-seasoned.

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      Masshole JamesimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      6/09/16 12:08pm
      GIF
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    MimiladyJia Tolentino
    6/09/16 11:55am

    I find the orange really bring out his creepy dino eyes

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      Pleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the MomentJia Tolentino
      6/09/16 12:14pm

      ...everything turns away
      Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may
      Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
      But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone
      As it had to on the gull feet

      disappearing into the orange

      Tikka, and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen

      Something amazing, a gull falling into the spice...

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        R. damascenaPleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the Moment
        6/09/16 2:27pm

        I am honored to use my power to lift things from the grey on this comment.

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        goddessoftransitoryPleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the Moment
        6/09/16 2:34pm
        GIF
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      ShokesnowhasaprofilepictureJia Tolentino
      6/09/16 12:34pm

      I used to love going for dinner at the local Indian restaurant back home but the craziest thing was walking up the next morning and my armpits reeking of the chicken tikka masala!

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        I made a pigeonratShokesnowhasaprofilepicture
        6/09/16 12:49pm

        Not just your armpits, all of you probably smelled. I used work with a guy who'd sweat whatever he ate the night before. I had to avoid him when I was pregnant and had a heightened sense of smell. I know ginger is supposed to help with nausea, but not when someone reeks of it

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        VonQuesoI made a pigeonrat
        6/09/16 1:27pm

        I probably perpetually smell of garlic and jalapenos.

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      courtJia Tolentino
      6/09/16 12:00pm
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        Dr. Kimberly ShawJia Tolentino
        6/09/16 1:14pm

        Why “faux-Indian”?

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          willsomeonethinkofthechitlinsDr. Kimberly Shaw
          6/09/16 4:11pm

          Because chicken tikka masala was developed by Indians in Britain to suit British bland palates. Indian food here is also almost always made by Bangladeshis or Pakistanis.

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          House Milkshaker of Daftbollockswillsomeonethinkofthechitlins
          6/09/16 5:13pm

          “chicken tikka” is one of my favourite things to say in an industrial Scouse accent. Like “prosecco”. So much throat sounds.

          It is the original Glasgow fusion dish and I am sure you have heard of the tikka pizza supper. Like with that ORANGE Galloway cheddar on it. Beige and orange food!

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