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    BurlyqLawyerKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:41am

    I was really hoping Chad would pull out the romance on the two on one. Alex would’ve been so mad to get sent home by Chad and it would’ve been glorious.

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      anniesapplesBurlyqLawyer
      6/08/16 11:51am

      I can’t decide if Alex is actually the biggest shit disturber of all... He had a part in setting up Evan to go after Chad, and then when the time was right, laid out the threat to Jojo’s favorite, Jordan, to clinch the deal on Chad going home. I think he might be Napoleon.

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      Wulframanniesapples
      6/08/16 12:03pm

      Is it going to end with “Not tonight, Jojo”?

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    SkepticalChefKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:25am

    I generally give this show a TON of leeway, including with the increasingly ridiculous Chad stuff. But I find it deplorable that they had Roethlisberger on this ep. Regardless of whether or not the allegations against him are true, don't have him on your show, ABC.

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      PerraviejaSkepticalChef
      6/08/16 12:12pm

      Yup. When I saw who was on this episode, I stopped watching with a quickness. It means I missed the two-on-one date with Alex, but whatever. I have no time for Rapistberger.

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      SheeshTheseNamesSkepticalChef
      6/08/16 12:21pm

      He’s been accused multiple times, so the chances that the allegations aren’t true are pretty low.

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    DonnaDraperKate Dries
    6/08/16 12:27pm

    Alex definitely got that rose by default last night. And then got to feel like the big hero he always wanted to be. Seriously, she looked like she would rather be kissing one of the trees.

    Also, EVAN NEEDS TO GO. He annoys the fuck out of me.

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      Sunshine is my Spirit AnimalDonnaDraper
      6/08/16 12:30pm

      My mom thinks Evan and Daniel are gay

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      turd burglarSunshine is my Spirit Animal
      6/08/16 1:13pm

      I’m 95% certain Daniel is gay. Evan just seems to have weird mannerisms, but you never know.

      A guy who recaps the show had this to say about Daniel after episode one and I LOL’d forever:

      [Daniel] says “if he was a gay dude he’d be in paradise” and we all realize that Daniel is gay and doesn’t know how to talk about it and now it’s just sad and I want him to come out because he’d be so much cooler if he was gay because gay people are awesome

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    DaisyLadyKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:42am

    Much like what happened in last season’s UnReal, I am convinced that someone switched out Chad’s anti-psychotic meds with Skittles.

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      AMCDaisyLady
      6/08/16 11:54am

      My hope for the next season of UnREAL is that they have a bachelorette inside of a bachelor, and one of the suitors is possibly a serial killer.

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      DaisyLadyAMC
      6/08/16 11:57am

      10 out of 10 would watch.

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    SipowitzKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:22am

    I told you all...

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      GELLA - LLAPSipowitz
      6/08/16 11:26am

      Sipowitz one more time, why are not on that show??????

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      SipowitzGELLA - LLAP
      6/08/16 11:30am

      Because unlike Chad, who is all talk, I would actually murder all my competitors and take my claimed wife, JoJo of House ABC, to hopefully bear an heir for my name.

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    VinKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:33am

    Someone please end this awful franchise.

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      jordanbakerVin
      6/08/16 11:38am

      The Bachelorette or the Steelers?

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      EileenOnSundayNightsAfterAllInTheFamilyOnCBSVin
      6/08/16 11:39am

      Basic bitches LOVE this franchise.

      It ain’t going anywhere.

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    nothing_newKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:29am

    Did anyone else notice after JoJo sends Chad home when she was canoodling with Alex she told him she loved that he was willing to fight for her? I was very confused about her arbitrary line drawing in regards to fighting. Chad made some damn good TV, and he will be missed now that we are left with a house full of bozos.

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      JewLawJDnothing_new
      6/08/16 12:09pm

      I think she has trouble sending Chad home since she says she loves the bad boys.

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      Sunshine is my Spirit AnimalJewLawJD
      6/08/16 12:33pm

      And because he's hot. But he also reminds me of one of my old students who was manipulative as fuck

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    R2D2ESQKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:43am

    I never watched any of the Bachelor/Bachelorette until this season and I’m shocked to find out how boring it is.

    It goes on for two hours, and most of that time is effectively just a preview for the 10 minutes where something actually happens. How did this become popular? Why is it still a thing? Who am I even asking?

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      wafflesfriendsworkR2D2ESQ
      6/08/16 11:54am

      fwiw the first 1:50 are pretty good to watch and make fun of while you’re getting wine drunk

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      Country Mac's Ocular PatdownR2D2ESQ
      6/08/16 12:09pm

      That describes all reality tv (except the length). It’s formulaic. Preview the episode, cut to commercial break, recap the preview, small amount of new content, tease the upcoming new content, cut to commercial, recap the old content, small amount of new content, tease the upcoming new content, cut to commercial, recap the episode, tease next episode, and fin.

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    AMCKate Dries
    6/08/16 11:56am

    I predict that three years from now, we’ll be seeing Chad’s face on Jezebel under the headline “Former Bachelorette Contestant is Prime Suspect in Girlfriend’s Disappearance”.

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      CHIEF QUEEFAMC
      6/08/16 1:26pm

      Yeah he definitely has a bit of a “Megan Wants a Millionaire” vibe to him, eh? At first I couldn’t tell whether he was a producer plant or a legit crazy person, and now I’m leaning toward both.

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      Pumpkin Andy is OrangeAMC
      6/08/16 7:56pm

      That’s total Lifetime Movie. Would watch.

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    Pumpkin Andy is OrangeKate Dries
    6/08/16 7:38pm

    Last night’s two on one date was a cold, damp hike, and then awkward blanket sitting. Chris Soules’ two on one was awkward blanket sitting somewhere in the Badlands. They’re the worst.

    Also, I was bullied hard in high school and abhor bullies, but I found Chad’s craziness a little endearing. Having just watched the first season of UnReal (fantastic), I think the producers were hyper producing all of this, and on top of that he was definitely hamming it up a bit. Chopping off people’s arms and legs and throwing their torsos in the pool COME ON MAN.

    Also what the fuck is it with that guy with the nosebleeds. I haven’t known someone who “got nosebleeds” since grade school.

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