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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:35pm

    You get rid of Super Delegates and you end up with a candidate like Trump.

    I’m sure Republicans are incredibly jealous the Dems let party leaders have a voice in their party nominee.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaHarvestMoon
      6/07/16 7:39pm

      Also the people ARE speaking. The candidate with the most superdelegates also has the most popular votes. So where’s the beef?

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      TheBestUEverHadHarvestMoon
      6/07/16 7:40pm

      If they’d use supers or something similar to screw over Trump not only would it guarantee a loss in November, but a possibly permanent fracture in the party. Yeah, nominating Trump is bad, but screwing him over if he got the most votes would have done way more damage.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kara Brown
    6/07/16 7:40pm

    I VOTED GUYS! ME AND 5 SENIOR CITIZENS! IT WAS GREAT! 5 STARS.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/07/16 7:45pm

      It is so much fun that you’re so excited about it!

      I stood behind a guy who reeked of garlic. He and his grown-up son found out they were at the wrong polling place.

      Then I came home and ate a caprese sandwich with pesto. Now I reek of garlic! I should go find that old dude and hang out with him this evening. We’re the only people who’d be able to stand each other right now.

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      VanessarefusestowritedownburnerkeyOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/07/16 7:50pm

      What did you wear?!!!

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    SqarrKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:49pm

    “I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE”

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSqarr
      6/07/16 7:56pm

      The Real Dr. Rockso!

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      deerlady83Sqarr
      6/07/16 7:58pm

      I had what he had. They are so good. The powered sugar and pastry thing I can't remember is amazing.

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:35pm

    @Bette

    They hire babysitters.

    Source: Me, a full time babysitter over the summer.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/07/16 7:39pm

      I wanna know why Bette specified this summer. Is it somehow different from all other summers? Did every community camp get closed across the nation or something?

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/07/16 7:41pm

      Maybe she really just didn’t know that parents have figured out how to deal with their kids during the summers.

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    DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:42pm

    Felicity Huffman: Let’s be real. Voting today was the most important thing I’m going to do until November.

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      Snacky_OnassisDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/07/16 7:45pm

      True, her sunglasses game is on point tho.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSnacky_Onassis
      6/07/16 7:49pm

      Her everything game is on point! Felicity just gets better- and better-looking with maturity. Unfair but fun to watch!

      Such an incredible actress, too. I love her.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:38pm

    “I voted Bish!”

    Gosh Miley, what other empowering statements go you have to offer during a historic election? Hillary needs to twerk more?

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      Hoyo AfrikaJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/07/16 7:43pm

      I see she's still trying hard as hell to be black. Just stop Miley. Do what you do best, country-pop.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/07/16 7:46pm
      GIF

      Hillary twerks plenty. This is also the second time I have used this gif today and I have no shame.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:35pm

    “Put that away and talk to me” Kendall says on a media platform that people read, ostensibly using the very device she is subtweeting. Meta.

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      i care about your bonerAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/07/16 7:41pm

      Oh, I just assumed she was talking about... something else.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarki care about your boner
      6/07/16 7:46pm

      Well, if she was talking about something else, then that’s actually relatable.

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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:38pm

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      deerlady83imaginaryfriend
      6/07/16 7:58pm

      How is Tim Curry?

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      GregSamsaimaginaryfriend
      6/07/16 8:41pm

      Last I heard, he’s “okay,” in that he’s cast in the FOX remake as the narrator. So he’s at least not confined to a bed or something.

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    WhiskeyprayerKara Brown
    6/07/16 8:16pm


    “Vimes had once discussed the Ephebian idea of ‘democracy’ with Carrot, and had been rather interested in the idea that everyone had a vote until he found out that while he, Vimes, would have a vote, there was no way in the rules that anyone could prevent Nobby Nobbs from having one as well. Vimes could see the flaw there straight away.


    Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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      WhiskeyprayerWhiskeyprayer
      6/07/16 8:18pm


      Ah, ravages of age, why could you not have destroyed Trump’s brain and left Terry Prachett's intact?

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      PoodletimeWhiskeyprayer
      6/07/16 10:36pm

      For all we know, the Trump part has already happened, and he just hasn’t stopped moving yet. But seconded on the Alzheimer’s hatred! Anytime I slide temporarily back into the comfortable delusion that there is any order to the universe, I remember that Terry Pratchett is dead, and Dick Cheney is still alive.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/07/16 7:46pm

    Are you a dog from a push-faced breed, Ms. Cyrus? No? Not a shih tzu or a pekingese or a French bulldog? Then put your tongue away.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarusholmeruffian
      6/07/16 7:55pm

      Maybe Kendall was talking to Miley?

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      rusholmeruffianDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/07/16 8:10pm

      All I know is that my shih tzu is capable of conducting a much more interesting conversation than either of those two.

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