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    JenisaurusRexKate Dries
    6/07/16 11:13am

    I can’t bring myself to watch this show because it makes me uncomfortable to watch so much weird ass tension, but goddamn, I think I’m missing out this season because this clown is entertaining.

    He might be the Chadiest Chad that ever Chadded.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJenisaurusRex
      6/07/16 11:15am

      He might be Chad enough to wipe Dangling Chad from our consciousness.

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      Haute MessJenisaurusRex
      6/07/16 11:34am

      I have never ever watched any of the Batchelor/Bachelorette shows and then out of the blue my D&D playing 20yo daughter decided she wanted to watch it*. And it’s an amazing train wreck. But this is what happens after the Jane the Virgin, OUaT, and Quantico season finales. Am I supposed to go outside or something now?

      * Not judging anyone’s choice of reality TV viewing. Recovering Toddlers and Tiaras fan here.

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    Kate DriesKate Dries
    6/07/16 12:17pm

    And here’s an unrelated one from poor, poor Canadian Daniel:

    Producer: What’s your favorite bodily fluid? Daniel: Poo is pretty funny.

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      cjbindsKate Dries
      6/07/16 12:22pm

      The entire thing with the moth had me in stitches.

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      anniesapplesKate Dries
      6/07/16 1:15pm

      OMG. that was a classic moment, thanks for putting it out there. I loved that he KNEW he was being trolled and was like... how can I conceivably answer this question? All bodily fluids are kinda gross.

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    CHIEF QUEEFKate Dries
    6/07/16 11:46am

    Chad is everything. CHad is perfection. Chad must never leave this show. They should change its title to “The Chadchelorette.” A psychotic troll who resembles a soap opera villain and eats ungodly amounts of raw hams and yams? Is the reason reality TV was invented. #chad2016neverforget

    GIF
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      opheeliaCHIEF QUEEF
      6/07/16 11:54am

      The veins in his arms deserve their own show.

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      CHIEF QUEEFopheelia
      6/07/16 11:57am

      His vascularity is as fascinating yet disturbing as his table manners. #chad

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    JessMarianoKate Dries
    6/07/16 10:58am

    Producers: “We take violence very seriously. As in we seriously want someone to get fucked up by Chad.”

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      anniesapplesJessMariano
      6/07/16 11:12am

      I loved Chris Harrison’s weak reply to Evan’s tattling: “sometimes in a house full of guys this happens” translated: “I’m going to pass the buck and let shit go down so I can continue to make bank (and pay alimony) with my glorified game show host job”

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      randilynisFINDILYNJessMariano
      6/07/16 11:15am
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    DieselDamselKate Dries
    6/07/16 10:57am
    • I’m going to cut everyone here’s legs off and arms off and there’s going to be torsos and I’m going to throw them in the pool and I’m going to fuck up this entire damn thing. Chad Patrick Bateman

    FTFY

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      Tomas El TiburonDieselDamsel
      6/07/16 11:01am

      I don’t know, it’s a pretty funny quote. I can totally see Will Ferrell shouting this in a movie that underperforms at the box office but spawns millions of quotes to use in everyday conversation

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      rollsniderollTomas El Tiburon
      6/07/16 11:15am
      GIF

      True! Sounds like something out of my favorite guilty pleasure, Step Brothers.

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    SipowitzKate Dries
    6/07/16 11:03am

    CHAD

    CLAD

    CLAM

    CRAM

    CRAY

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      Betty shooting birdsSipowitz
      6/07/16 11:06am

      Still not the worst.

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      GELLA - LLAPSipowitz
      6/07/16 11:13am

      Walking STD?

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    anniesapplesKate Dries
    6/07/16 11:03am

    Breaking news: CHAD departed from eating only meat this week. Was seen in conversation re: evil dictators and US conservative politicians eating a raw sweet potato

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      OliviaBensonsBadgeanniesapples
      6/07/16 11:12am

      He was trying so hard not to giggle as he ate. He’s totally in on this joke.

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      anniesapplesOliviaBensonsBadge
      6/07/16 11:16am

      I caught that too, it was hilarious :)

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    Betty shooting birdsKate Dries
    6/07/16 10:58am

    I liked the Canadian guy’s hierarchy of evil: Hitler>Mussolini>Trump>Bush. Oh and that Chad had lettuce hanging out of his mouth!

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      anniesapplesBetty shooting birds
      6/07/16 11:02am

      It was amazing— it wasn’t ‘Be good’ it was ‘just try to be less evil’

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      PerraviejaBetty shooting birds
      6/07/16 11:11am

      The lettuce had me in stitches. Obviously the raw yam was way more insane, but then he switched to the lettuce and I DIED. So absurd.

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    GELLA - LLAPKate Dries
    6/07/16 11:09am

    I’m not impressed, it’s a parade of losers. -Chad

    Trump suporter?

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      anniesapplesGELLA - LLAP
      6/07/16 11:14am

      CHAD IS TRUMP!! (according to Vulture, also an excellent recap)

      http://www.vulture.com/2016/05/bachel…

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      CHIEF QUEEFanniesapples
      6/07/16 12:58pm

      Chad is not Trump. Chad’s apoplectic rants occasionally make sense.

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    sybannKate Dries
    6/07/16 10:57am

    He is so gone tonight. They just drug it out for views. Can we talk about UNReal?

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      Betty shooting birdssybann
      6/07/16 11:01am

      I think one bitchy producer is enough, it was good that they didn’t keep Rachel in that role forever.

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      Hobbylobbyistsybann
      6/07/16 11:01am

      Yes please. Thoughts on the first episode?

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