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    Sorely VexedKelly Stout
    6/06/16 6:53pm

    I got Dr. Akinyemi Olabode Agbede. A common sense candidate for a common sense America. Not at all mad. Not in the slightest. Wibble.

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      BigmouthSorely Vexed
      6/06/16 7:34pm

      Me, too! Let us rescue America together!

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      Sorely VexedBigmouth
      6/06/16 7:37pm

      He’s certainly got the cunning necessary for the cut-and-thrust world of politics. Notice how he says America “will be saved,” not that he’ll be the one doing it. Voting for him will apparently save the country, but not necessarily due to any actions on his part.

      I think he’ll make a difference.

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    bassguitarheroKelly Stout
    6/06/16 6:41pm

    It is really depressing how many of my friends aren’t going to vote tomorrow. I mean, I’m no fan of any of the candidates but you should still fucking vote. Propositions and local races are going to have a much bigger affect on your daily life anyways.

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      useless ruckusbassguitarhero
      6/06/16 7:36pm

      you don’t vote, you can’t complain

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      Eager Ophiuchusbassguitarhero
      6/06/16 7:49pm

      Boo! Get new friends! The ballots in California have lots of items on them! (My county had 7: one new law, and 6 races.)

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    ThePriceofEggsinMaltaKelly Stout
    6/06/16 10:17pm

    I tried to pick the most batshit insane responses to every question, and I ended up with Massie Munroe.

    I wanted to know more about my newfound candidate, so I went to her website, where I read all about Remote Neural Monitoring Mind Control by means of satellite and GWEN Tower targeting among other platforms combined with COINTELPRO operations.

    (Ok, that is a lie. I did not read all about that, I skimmed the unholy wall of text that is her website, noting the particularly hilarious blurbs that caught my eye, until I came across the aforementioned phrase, which was too good not to copy/paste.)

    Anyway, I’m pretty sure I’m on a government list somewhere for having visited her site, because now I know all about MK ULTRA and weather modification systems. But it was all worth it, because now I can honestly say that there is someone in America running for public office that is crazier than Donald Trump. I mean, it’s really close, but she’s definitely got him beat.

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      MarcabExpatKelly Stout
      6/06/16 6:43pm

      All of a sudden I feel unaccountably better about being in Florida.

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        ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesMarcabExpat
        6/06/16 6:56pm

        Florida sucks today. It’s all tropical storms this and cut out of work early with zero notice to pick up your kids from school that. Real bummer today.

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        Cam/ronMarcabExpat
        6/06/16 7:19pm

        Nah, the Democratic Establishment’s picks usually win major elections here in CA. Although I’m still bummed that Schwarzenegger defeated Larry Flynt for governor.

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      Cam/ronKelly Stout
      6/06/16 6:55pm

      Well, Starchild did demonstrate what government “transparency”means at the recent Libertarian Party convention.

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        MultiphasicKelly Stout
        6/06/16 7:03pm

        I voted for the one who looks every inch like Casey Wilson on cocaine but I think that’s just Loretta Sanchez.

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          IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerKelly Stout
          6/07/16 9:16am

          The good news is I got Massie Monroe!

          The bad news is I got....Massie........uh..............Monroe.

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            Misteaks were madeKelly Stout
            6/06/16 6:58pm

            I suggest one that will do CA some good since Feinstein continues to embarrass her home state with her severe ignorance of how technology actually works considering where she is from.

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              Joann PrinzivalliKelly Stout
              6/07/16 2:01pm

              One of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, “Nun of the Above,” has been a perennial candidate in San Francisco municipal elections.

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                BaconScotchKelly Stout
                6/06/16 8:52pm

                Italy would like your crazy version of your democracy back. Please and thank you.

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