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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkBobby Finger
    6/06/16 9:52am

    Tbh, the most interesting thing about this Dirt Bag for me is that Demi Lovato has a file of notes entitled “Poems” on her iPhone. Which is where she then filed a public statement about her breakup. Interesting.

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      No-Mi SkyeAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/06/16 11:49am

      Would have looked worse if she’d written it in her fiction folder.

      Where I assume Taylor and Calvin composed theirs.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    6/06/16 9:51am

    Someone should mention something to Mohamed about that Midwestern housewife haircut he’s sporting.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/06/16 9:55am

      Not as bad as the “Can I speak to the manager” haircut.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/06/16 9:56am

      Shit...he has Bethenny’s pilfered “The Countess” hair style too.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Bobby Finger
    6/06/16 9:50am

    Zayn Malik has REALLY good eyebrows. Mmm, how old is he again? How perverted should I feel for ogling him?

    But seriously...eyebrowsssss.

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      SodburgerOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/06/16 9:57am

      He’s old enough, go ahead and swoon. I sure am.

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      JenisaurusRexOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/06/16 10:05am

      Meh, he’s over 18, so I think it’s fair game ;)

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    StillCopperboomBobby Finger
    6/06/16 9:56am

    Am I the only one who has always thought “better as friends” = “no sexual chemistry?” Which I get probably doesn't make sense for these two, but still.

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      DevonnaStillCopperboom
      6/06/16 10:11am

      I think Demi just got too old for him.

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      cynicalmamaStillCopperboom
      6/06/16 10:16am

      According to every BI I have ever read (and I should be ashamed by the actual number, ha ha), Demi has long preferred women and was only with Wilmer for as long as she was because her handlers feared that without him as beard, her career would take a dive.

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    SodburgerBobby Finger
    6/06/16 9:56am

    Kylie doesn’t want her older sister’s rebound cock, she’d much rather have her brother’s baby momma’s baby daddy’s cock back anyway thank you very much.

    Ladies. There is plenty of cock out there for you, you do not need to keep recycling the same couple of cocks. I will find you a new shiny cock that is not attached to a terribly coiffed rapscallion, I promise.

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      fo'realsBobby Finger
      6/06/16 10:30am
      GIF

      I don’t understand why celebrity couples have to send out memos about their breakups, and da fuck? on Iphone notes? Really?

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        AgreeToAgreefo'reals
        6/06/16 10:37am

        I think it is a way to stop the rabid speculation and ongoing questions. Just get it out there and get it over with. It doesn’t come off as super self-centered though.

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        Malenky Lizardsfo'reals
        6/06/16 11:09am

        As AgreeToAgree says, there are going to be questions and speculation. So they address it. The notes thing? That’s because twitter is the most effective way to get it out and their character limit makes anything complicated difficult. So they tweet a picture of their notes. Voila

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      randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
      6/06/16 9:49am
      Kylie was hacked, doesn’t ACTUALLY want Bieber’s “cock.”

      Doesn’t mean she doesn’t?

      ***semantic satiation warning for the word “doesn’t”

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        GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
        6/06/16 9:52am

        i don’t think she was hacked, she needs more attention to push out more lipgloss and wigs

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        randilynisFINDILYNGELLA - LLAP
        6/06/16 9:54am

        The links were right there...

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      UrbanAchieverBobby Finger
      6/06/16 10:31am

      I guess we’ve reached some kind of equality when, after a break-up with a famous female singer, a male DJ goes to dinner with an openly gay singer-songwriter (and several other people) and the commentors on People assume that the men are on a rebound date? Or is it that any man who hangs out with an openly gay man gets labelled as gay?

      GIF
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        NomNom83UrbanAchiever
        6/06/16 11:19am

        I think those are one and the same theory.

        FWIW, Frank Ocean seems pretty nice, right? If they are dating, good for them!

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        UrbanAchieverNomNom83
        6/06/16 12:10pm

        Frank Ocean is terrific, but I think he could do better.

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      jordanbakerBobby Finger
      6/06/16 10:10am

      Demi Lovato is what, 24? She probably aged out of Wilmer’s interest.

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        No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
        6/06/16 11:52am

        There’s been a recent surge in celeb twitter’s being hacked. Now’s the time for everyone to go on that ranting spree they’ve always wanted to, saying all the vile things you’ve been holding back.

        Just tweet “I’ve been hacked!” right after.

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