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    ideasleepfuriouslyBobby Finger
    6/03/16 5:57pm

    But who will play Julia Roberts’ part? My vote is for Steve Buscemi.

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      Bobby Fingerideasleepfuriously
      6/03/16 5:57pm

      Denzel!

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      ideasleepfuriouslyBobby Finger
      6/03/16 5:59pm

      D’oh, missed that.

      I still stand by my choice.

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    three08, dog fancierBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:01pm

    can we have salma hayek as the smoking, sultry confidence artist? maybe kerry washington as the straight-laced, tightly-wound accountant who’s got the details on the score and has some kind of terrible secret that’s driving her to crime to come up with the money?

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      Bobby Fingerthree08, dog fancier
      6/03/16 6:06pm

      I think Salma could be a GREAT villain. Did you see Savages? Dreadful movie, but she’s fantastic in it. So satisfyingly vicious.

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      Ph Dad wants an ally cookiethree08, dog fancier
      6/03/16 6:56pm

      Wasn’t she already in Oceans Twelve? I apologize for reminding people that it exists.

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    bolognesepleaseBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:45pm

    My casting: Gabourey Sidibe... but she already did that other really bad heist movie. Kate McKinnon but she’s already ruining man-movies but WHO CARES SHE CAN BE OUR MISANDRY LADY REBOOT QUEEN. Gillian Anderson because why not! OMG what about Tatiana Maslany? She NEEDS to be in more movies and she can play literally any character. Nasim Pedrad as the take no shit mean character. Emma Watson as the person on the inside. Gina Rodriguez as a street thug character could be a fun switch from JtV. Mila Kunis as the Matt Damon character. Can Rihanna be in this? Ellen Page as the computer nerd one (I really don’t remember the original, but I am sure there’s a computer geek for hacking mainframes). Nicole Beharie as the one with military experience/fighting stuff.

    ALso, Julie Roberts will reprise her role because why do there have to be any men at all?

    OH GEEZ I AM SO EXCITED. RUIN ALL THE BOY MOVIESSSSSS WITH VAGINASSSSS.

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      Ph Dad wants an ally cookiebologneseplease
      6/03/16 7:02pm

      Gillian Anderson could be the egotistical, Denzel-stealing casino owner

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      bolognesepleasePh Dad wants an ally cookie
      6/03/16 7:05pm

      SHE LOOKS AMAZING IN SUITS AND IS GOOD AT ROUGHING PEOPLE UP AND THIS IS PERFECT.

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    weebleswobbleBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:00pm

    BUT MY CHILDHOOD!!!

    (anyone who says something like that in earnest better have been born in 1960 when the original original came out)

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      LutefiskatKvothe'sweebleswobble
      6/03/16 6:10pm

      My tweenhood memories are destroyed! This film has absolutely ruined the most awkward time in my life!

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      collodioncrustedweebleswobble
      6/03/16 6:21pm

      I wasn’t born until 1976. However, when other kids were watching cartoons I was watching AMC via a big ol’ satellite dish in the yard when it was actually chockablock with classic movies. The original Ocean’s Eleven was a favorite of mine and formed a foundation for a lifetime love of heist movies (along with To Catch a Thief and How to Steal a Million.)

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    CaptOtterBobby Finger
    6/03/16 5:56pm

    If it’s good, it’ll be second good Ocean’s movie.

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      ideasleepfuriouslyCaptOtter
      6/03/16 6:00pm

      I’ll counter with ‘first'.

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      chasgoose1CaptOtter
      6/03/16 6:29pm

      I honestly think the Ocean’s sequels are underrated. Yes, the storylines aren’t nearly as tight as the first one, but its still just so fun to watch Soderbergh have a BLAST directing them.

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    DeliriumBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:04pm

    Can I have Helen Mirren in there somewhere? I love her.

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      iseedeaddaleksDelirium
      6/03/16 6:10pm

      She said on Graham Norton a while back that she would love to be in a Fast and Furious movie because it seemed like fun. I think we found our getaway driver!

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      Hank ScorpioDelirium
      6/03/16 6:17pm

      The Saul Bloom analogue would be good.

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    kemperboydBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:07pm

    I will watch it in the cinema but I really wish they’d just make us some original films with all female casts that aren’t “Mother’s Day”.

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      Ashkemperboyd
      6/03/16 6:22pm

      Ghostbusters? Because we all know how well that went down...

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      Sunshine for the masseskemperboyd
      6/03/16 9:57pm

      Seriously are they going to remake every move as an all girls movie? Porky’s, Stand by Me, Revenge of the Nerds, any movie with tons of explosives? Can women get an original movie that showcases their talents without it inevitably being compared to the all male version? For that matter can Hollywood have a somewhat original idea?

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:10pm

    I love the Diane Ladd decision. Maybe cast Laura Dern?

    I would be ok with Gena Rowlands, too.

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      collodioncrustedrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/03/16 6:25pm

      I nominate Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Toni Colette, Miranda Hart, Catherine Tate, Uzo Aduba....

      I may already be too emotionally invested in this project.

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      randilynisFINDILYNcollodioncrusted
      6/03/16 6:47pm

      I like how your mind works, though.

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    atomicnumberBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:33pm

    I hereby officially nominate Gina Torres for a role. Any role. Because Gina Torres.

    GIF
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      atomicnumberatomicnumber
      6/03/16 6:36pm

      Also Angelica Ross! This could be the breakout role that takes her to the next level!

      GIF
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      RamonaQuimbyatomicnumber
      6/03/16 6:51pm

      DAMN this gif is so badass.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    6/03/16 6:13pm

    Are the neckbeards going to have a pee-pants TanTrump that this movie will ruin their childhood memories too?

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      PhaudraigJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/03/16 6:22pm

      Depends. I think most of the tantrum-havers are around my age, and most people my age have only seen the remake trilogy, which was shit. It’s not like they can do much worse than those ones.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes herePhaudraig
      6/03/16 6:30pm

      I liked the first one and was indifferent to meh on the others. But be fair the original Rat-Pack version is pretty shitty as well.

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