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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:48am

    Why does Emma Roberts’s coffee say “B.A.”?

    Basic As?

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/03/16 9:51am

      Basic Ass.

      Personally I would have gone with BAF (Basic As Fuck), but whatevs.

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      FridayFridayrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/03/16 9:51am

      Bad attitude? Blonde, Annoying?

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    Janelle Monáe's Android LoverBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:43am

    So have PR relationships always been this common... or have I just been so naive?

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyJanelle Monáe's Android Lover
      6/03/16 9:47am

      I have a feeling they have always been this common, but they aren’t doing them as well. Or they are harder to pull off convincingly with social media.

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      PerraviejaJanelle Monáe's Android Lover
      6/03/16 9:49am

      PR relationships are a time-honored Hollywood tradition. The studio system may be dead, but PR relationships will survive the nuclear holocaust.

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:47am

    “She broke up with him this week,” the source said. “She gave a bulls - - t excuse about her career. He was ring shopping.”

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      BlondeGoddessGELLA - LLAP
      6/03/16 10:57am

      I think I would have waited till after the ring shopping. Call me basic, but I’ve always wanted a Tiffany’s engagement ring.

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      KristenfromMABlondeGoddess
      6/03/16 11:53am

      The Lucida is fabulous.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:43am

    Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/03/16 10:20am

      I was very excited to see it

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      MargieBonzdarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      6/03/16 12:16pm

      Me too! And now I must listen to it.

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:44am

    “already deleted his Gigi folder”

    Huh? Do people keep folders of their SO?

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      puttputtbuttI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/03/16 9:46am

      I mean I don’t keep it my PI does, I just have access to it.

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      pinkbunnyI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/03/16 9:46am

      Only androids

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    wafflesfriendsworkBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:49am

    Is it not weird to ask a member of your entourage to take a makeout pic of you and your bf on vacation???? I would feel weird???

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      puttputtbuttwafflesfriendswork
      6/03/16 9:55am

      I ask clearly lonely, heartbroken strangers to do it. Total power move.

      *does 20 push ups*

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      Hntrss13 Version 2.0wafflesfriendswork
      6/03/16 9:58am

      Agreed. I think it’s weird to have an entourage while on vacation in any case, but that’s just me. Last time I traveled my entourage consisted of an iPhone charger and holey boots.

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    AlannaofTrebondBobby Finger
    6/03/16 10:28am

    So Taylor made Gigi breakup with Zayn because she was done with Adam Wiles, right? Good, we all agree!

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      CatAssAlannaofTrebond
      6/03/16 11:44am

      “Come along now, Gigi. That’s a good girl...”

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      IAmBrettAlannaofTrebond
      6/03/16 1:08pm

      Misery loves company.

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    Martini of Male Tears for BreakfastBobby Finger
    6/03/16 10:01am

    Zayn always seemed like the sort to panic that a girlfriend would make him seem uncool.

    Because armour arms over a suit make you look totally cool. Also, girls smell.

    He’s actually three eight year olds in a trench coat, isn’t he?

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      wafflesfriendsworkMartini of Male Tears for Breakfast
      6/03/16 10:13am
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      Otromonowafflesfriendswork
      6/03/16 10:17am

      Vincent Adultman isn't like the other men I have dated.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    6/03/16 9:45am
    Hadid, we’re told, has abandoned the 1D OS entirely and was seen canoodling with Asimo at The Ivy on Thursday.

    I asked that you never stop bobbying and it looks like you heard me. ;)

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      DalismoustacheBobby Finger
      6/03/16 10:06am

      Have nothing to contribute here except that it took me a minute to get the ‘folder’ joke.

      Annnnnddd I really want to go back to New Orleans. Such a great city.

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        spotofluffDalismoustache
        6/03/16 10:09am

        It seems many did not get it

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        SuckMyLeft1Dalismoustache
        6/03/16 10:15am

        Ok I didn’t get it. Please explain. I suspect it’s bc he’s a machine or computer or something like that and their relationship was prob fake? HELP

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