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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:33pm

    DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!

    Game. Set. Match.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/02/16 7:35pm
      GIF
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      rslwnJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/02/16 7:37pm

      #lifegoals

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    BusPassTrollop curls up and diesKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:36pm

    Got-DAYUM Britney looks good. I wish I had the self control to not eat every pizza in sight but alas, I do not.

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      InCaseYouDidn'tKnowTheyCallMeTheJackalBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      6/02/16 7:41pm

      You can sit right here next to me. Crushed red pepper OK?

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      acmeindustriesBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      6/02/16 7:42pm

      But does her face look kind of different than it used to?

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:35pm

    @Emmy Rossum you can thank the Hays Code for that!

    (Which really is an interesting part of film history and I kind of can’t believe an actress wouldn’t know about its existence.)

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/02/16 7:38pm

      People on a bed had to keep one foot on the floor at all times in a scene as well.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/02/16 7:40pm

      She probably knows about it, but it is still funny to comment on how weird kisses are in old movies.

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:46pm

    I am really pissed off at that Heidi tweet. I currently can’t afford a breast reduction and the amount that is required to be removed by insurance would essentially be a mastectomy on me. But so great that Heidi can get one for the large fake breasts she chose to get! I’ll just be over here with my chronic back pain and grooves in my shoulders...

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      LeliluI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/02/16 8:02pm

      Can you write a letter to the insurance company? Or have you Doctor do it? I went through six weeks of physical therapy and had the therapist write a letter saying my pain wouldn't improve without it.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyLelilu
      6/02/16 8:05pm

      It’s not that I can’t get it, it’s that I would have to lose around 10 pounds to be covered for the amount the doctor recommends to remove. And all my doctors keep telling me I should not lose any more weight or else my BMI will be below normal or something.

      So I either lose an unhealthy amount of weight or I don’t get the breast reduction.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:46pm

    Is Ryan Reynolds trying to drive from Van to SF? LA to SLC? This is a long drive for a Canadian with nothing in his head.

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      Rihanna is the one truerusholmeruffian
      6/02/16 8:03pm

      Van to SF is a lotttttttt longer than 12 hours. It’s about 8 hours from SF to the northern border of California.

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      rusholmeruffianRihanna is the one true
      6/02/16 8:12pm

      It is that long, isn’t it. For some reason I remember Berkeley to Eugene being 9-10 hours but maybe it was more like 11-12. Obviously it’s gonna be another 6+ hours from Eugene to the Canadian border.

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    GoGoGadgetBurnerKara Brown
    6/02/16 9:54pm

    Hey, Jemima? I know that sucks, been there, too broke to buy another pair.

    Endometriosis sucks- I’m having back labor while feeling like something’s getting ripped out of me and going through a tampon every 2-3 hours ON THE FOURTH DAY, ruining all but 2 pairs of pants but can’t afford new ones-

    And I broke my sunglasses. So empathy/side-eye?

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      GoGoGadgetBurnerGoGoGadgetBurner
      6/02/16 11:45pm

      Too late to delete, but sorry for the rant. I hurt and I’m tired.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaGoGoGadgetBurner
      6/03/16 12:22am

      I’m sorry you hurt and you’re tired.

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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:34pm

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaimaginaryfriend
      6/03/16 12:19am

      I am in love with this illustration.

      But, Finns... guys, that wasn’t snow.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:45pm

    Your first Botox shot Kendra?

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      GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/02/16 7:59pm

      CORRECT, lmao.

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      Betty shooting birdsCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/02/16 8:11pm

      Season 2 of Kroll Show is on On Demand now! Not that I watched six episodes yesterday or anything.

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    Stephanie WernerKara Brown
    6/02/16 8:36pm

    Tell me more about babycakes. Are we talking shredded and fried baby patties, like hashbrowns, or is this more of a bundt cake situation?

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      MargieBonzStephanie Werner
      6/02/16 9:11pm

      I seriously needed that insane guffaw that just happened. It's been a bad day. Thank you.

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      DieselDamselStephanie Werner
      6/03/16 10:03am

      This is all you need to know about Baby Cakes:

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    6/02/16 7:34pm

    @Jenny Slate:

    I’ve heard that pregnancy can really mess with your taste buds.

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      FranklyrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/02/16 7:46pm

      Oooh, girl!

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeenerandilynisFINDILYN
      6/03/16 10:16am

      awwwww shittttttt!!!

      you are the best at things

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