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    benjaminalloverBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:17pm

    The biggest issue that I have with it is that it seems to be discriminatory against elderly individuals and disabled individuals who are unable to utilize an online presence such as Facebook,”

    Ya, that’s not really the main issue.

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      maximaculpabenjaminallover
      5/31/16 4:20pm

      Yeah, I think I’m going to take the opinion of a lawyer that specializes in tenant’s rights over your own.

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      c_lamottebenjaminallover
      5/31/16 4:20pm

      I just scrolled down to say “they’re unilaterally amending existing contracts and this guy wants to bitch about discrimination?”

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    #NotAllYzermanBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:10pm

    Before it gets twisted out of context, and in defense of the person who commented, “sperm,” s/he was talking about semen.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)#NotAllYzerman
      5/31/16 4:13pm
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      OMG!PONIES!#NotAllYzerman
      5/31/16 4:13pm

      Admittedly, it’s an improvement over “first.”

      But not by much.

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    Justice Rains From My ButtBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:20pm

    Now I’m no lawyer, but that doesn’t sound enforceable.

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      Open SoreJustice Rains From My Butt
      5/31/16 4:25pm

      I agree. They should throw the addendum out and then sue the landlord for breach of contract if he tries to boot them.

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      Justice Rains From My ButtOpen Sore
      5/31/16 4:29pm

      You have to go to court to get an eviction. The judge would laugh this landlord out of court.

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    HaighaBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:39pm

    The fact that more and more businesses seem to feel it’s reasonable to put “non-disparagement” clauses of various kinds. SaaS and software companies have started slipping them in, sometimes under the guise of an overly broad confidentiality clause, and we’re seeing them in other industries as well.

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      Kyle GrisHaigha
      5/31/16 5:54pm

      I read an article about a dentist’s office conditioning treatment on the patient signing a copyright assignment agreement for any future reviews of the dentist’s office to the dentist. Then the dentist sues the reviewer for copyright infringement.

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      det-devil-ailsHaigha
      5/31/16 7:17pm

      But tenants don’t work for the apartment complex.

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    Gawquera de Tokers TownBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:09pm

    The landlord has to take you to court to actually enforce this (via eviction and/or recovery of damages). This shit isn’t enforceable.

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      OddsVonDabsGawquera de Tokers Town
      5/31/16 4:15pm

      True. Also, I like how the main concern of the tenant in the article was being make to “like” something that he wasn’t friends with or whatever the fuck. As opposed to getting potentially fucked by his landlord.

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      BlackMarketChimpGawquera de Tokers Town
      5/31/16 4:16pm

      I mean, if they were to sign it then it could be. It would become a condition of the lease.

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    dothedewBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:21pm

    “I am forbidden from using a computer or accessing Facebook as a condition to my conviction as a sex offender. Can I be exempt from this requirement?”

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      illuminatus1313dothedew
      5/31/16 4:25pm

      Or can I come over and use your computer.

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      Non-Smoking Lifeboatsdothedew
      5/31/16 4:29pm

      yeah “I use VK”

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    GregoireBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:11pm

    elderly individuals and disabled individuals who are unable to utilize an online presence such as Facebook,

    There are millions of elderly and (mentally) disabled individuals on Facebook. In fact, Facebook is 75% comprised of crazy aunts.

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      Book AkiGregoire
      5/31/16 7:01pm

      u seen how mad old people get when it’s down or Farmville is not working? It’s a notion that it’s a basic need that this lawyer is buying into.

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      matt.maraGregoire
      5/31/16 9:05pm

      I have a second cousin and an aunt that can help prove your theory.

      (I found out that the second cousin is, like, super racist and not only unfriended her but blocked her completely. The aunt...uhh...not listed among my friends. She’s a Trump supporter.)

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    LindaBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:36pm

    You don’t amend a lease without both parties agreeing to it. Take it from someone who works in commercial real estate leasing for a living. Or from anyone with a triple digit IQ.

    That’s why pages of leases are initialed by both parties, and then the lease is signed by landlord and tenant and dated.

    And you can’t evict someone for not belonging to a social network. WTFing Fuck.

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      Gamebuff3Linda
      6/01/16 7:40am

      Or from anyone with a triple digit IQ.

      Keep in mind this is Utah.

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      LindaGamebuff3
      6/01/16 9:05am

      You know I don’t feel it’s appropriate to cast aspersions on an entire state.

      One of these days, wherever you live is going to be called a bunch of dumbasses, too.

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    skefflesBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:42pm

    Presumably the genius who came up with this idea used to be a privacy lawyer for Barbara Streisand?

    How could they not see this would go horribly wrong?

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      Special Agent Fiddle Faddleskeffles
      5/31/16 5:34pm

      Sperm.

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      Book AkiSpecial Agent Fiddle Faddle
      5/31/16 7:01pm

      Home

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    mostyoulostonacointossBrendan O'Connor
    5/31/16 4:25pm

    Plus people stroll around in the hallways in their underwear.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokemostyoulostonacointoss
      5/31/16 4:26pm

      Can you please post a Not Safe For Temple warning before you post nudity?

      Thanks.

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      Gawquera de Tokers Town╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      5/31/16 4:33pm

      Don’t be a Moroni!

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