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    wafflesfriendsworkEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 10:59am

    “You’re just funny, there’s so many different sides of you,” Jojo responded, calling him “mysterious.” She doubled down Tuesday, writing in her blog about the episode that “Chad is a complex guy with complex emotions.”

    Jojo honey no. No. No.

    If a guy called me “naggy” he’d be gone—unless it’s part of an existing relationship where we joke like that and it’s understood.

    I love Wells, he’s cute and funny. Way more my type than some of the meatheads she’s got. I’m not so into the macho challenges, like “I need to know you could save my life from a fucking burning building”

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      I'm Fart and I'm Smunnywafflesfriendswork
      5/31/16 11:03am

      Agreed, except I would test if they could save my dog’s life from a burning building. I'll be fine but he better get my baby.

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      JustHoodI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      5/31/16 11:09am

      Oh I like that. Or if Jo Jo had a cat, she could have been like “get my cat out of a tree, like firemen do.” And watching a bunch of full grown men trying to coax an angry cat from a tree would be some good fucking TV.

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    SipowitzEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:00am

    luxury real estate... Oklahoma

    Should be red flag #1 that the dude is full of shit.

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      the dudeSipowitz
      5/31/16 11:01am

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oklahoma and luxury do not belong in the same universe.

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      Vox Populistthe dude
      5/31/16 11:11am

      Why not? He sells garden sheds. Those are considered luxury in Oklahoma.

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    veronica lodge superfanEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 12:53pm

    i’m so conflicted about chad because like, he is SUCH a chad, but i also definitely agree with what he’s saying (that it’s super weird to be ~in love~ with someone you met in a group home 24 hours ago) but also, you’re participating in it, chad, and you’re being a real dick while you do it!

    idk i just love ali and want to french him. hope we get more of him next week!!!

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      quesoquesoquesoveronica lodge superfan
      5/31/16 1:00pm

      i love ali... except for those incisors!!

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      veronica lodge superfanquesoquesoqueso
      5/31/16 1:29pm

      omg but he’s so cute regardless!!! i would attach a pic from his inta but my work computer blocks it, but there is a precious one of him skateboarding with his dog. luvvvvv

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    Pleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the MomentEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:00am

    I wonder if I could afford luxury real estate in Oklahoma.

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      Masshole JamesPleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the Moment
      5/31/16 11:03am

      Do you have ten grand to spend on a house?

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      That's Not That Much CheesePleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the Moment
      5/31/16 11:11am

      Do you mind wild tarantulas? Oklahoma’s got em! (One of many reasons I would never want to live in Oklahoma)

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    Masshole JamesEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:02am

    How much do you guys wanna bet that Chad has a tattoo of Ayn Rand on his penis?

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      SipowitzMasshole James
      5/31/16 11:04am

      Could probably only fit her initials on it.

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      Tejón FaceMasshole James
      5/31/16 11:12am

      Yes.

      Other options: a tattoo of a gun on his penis.

      A tattoo of his own face on his penis.

      A tattoo of his penis on his penis.

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    LucilleTwoStepEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:13am

    Since I watched Unreal I just feel like I can’t trust ANY of this... not that I really thought I could before, but this shit with Chad is just so lame. I do not think JoJo actually likes him, and how clear was it that she was directed to wait until the end to give him the rose?

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      wafflesfriendsworkLucilleTwoStep
      5/31/16 11:21am

      And when she said his name when she gave him the rose she sounded not too thrilled? Maybe it was me projecting my hatred.

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      LucilleTwoStepwafflesfriendswork
      5/31/16 11:23am

      If she’s got any brains at all she’ll realize he’s a man-boy rageaholic. I see a producer all over this decision!

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    DaisyLadyEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:18am

    Say what you will about the complete douchification of Chad, but him saying being attacked by all the guys was like being attacked by Care Bears was laugh out loud hilarious. I am going to enjoy disliking him but that was awesome.

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      SourSghettiDaisyLady
      5/31/16 11:26am

      He was HIGHLY entertaining last night. I don’t want him to go anywhere.

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      anniesapplesDaisyLady
      5/31/16 11:56am

      OMG. I can’t wait until Chad returns to Paradise to rehab his image

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    McScuseMeBitchEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:07am

    So...is it possible that Chad is an actor? I mean, his name is literally Chad and he acts like such a textbook Chad...

    Not that guys can’t really be this dicky because Lord knows they can, but he seems like a little too perfect of a villain.

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      $7CoffeeMcScuseMeBitch
      5/31/16 11:23am

      He’s probably not a professional actor but he’s most definitely acting. People know that when they become the villain they get more screen time and stay around longer.

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      gracenonoMcScuseMeBitch
      5/31/16 12:11pm

      I actually wonder if his real name is Chad or if the producers saw him and were like, “what’s your name? Joe? Nah, you’re Chad now.”

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    exileonmystreetEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 11:04am

    How do these guys live with themselves after being on TV, showing how hyped up they were about that JoJo song?

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      EileenOnSundayNightsAfterAllInTheFamilyOnCBSexileonmystreet
      5/31/16 11:33am

      If they get far enough in this, they live with the fees clubs will pay them to show up and the attention of needy women who think they were being real on the show.

      At worst, they get to be number one stud in their town’s nightlife for a while.

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      Marx and Sparksexileonmystreet
      5/31/16 12:36pm

      My favourite thing about the song (have only watched the above clip so far, can’t wait to watch the episode!) is all of them doing the frat bro “chyeah!” at the end of each lyric. “Jo jo jo jo jo jo. Chyeah!”

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    anniesapplesEllie Shechet
    5/31/16 12:07pm

    Comments from Mr. Apples on this week’s episode “all about Chad”:

    -who is that guy who is eating all of the time?

    -that food doesn’t even look that good

    -that hungry guy just stuck his finger in the face of the marine and told him to f-off? That was a mistake, even though he is Napoleon he can probably break him in half

    Mr. Apples claims to not care about the Bachelor. I disagree

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      Mal7931anniesapples
      5/31/16 12:24pm

      Haha! Closet Bachelorette lover. My mister unabashedly scrambles for the best spot on the couch to watch. He loves it and texts with my mom back and forth during it, hahaha.

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      Marx and SparksMal7931
      5/31/16 12:34pm

      That’s adorable. My mom would be horrified to hear about my newfound Bachelorette habit.

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