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    foilpantsAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:06pm

    I am a Trump supporter, and I am not violent, racist or musical.

    I am also a Gawker reader. Even though I know you guys misrepresent the truth and are in the tank for Clinton.

    Go figure.

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      DoobyOnefoilpants
      5/26/16 4:12pm

      So you’re a fucking moron. Got it.

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      Hollow_Logfoilpants
      5/26/16 4:16pm

      my condolences on the inevitable loss of fingers due to fireworks mishaps this summer.

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    EL34Ashley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:35pm

    Okay, I watched ‘em all, more or less. 16 and 6 are the clear winners, Ashley! Not even close.

    Oh, and in other news:

    GIF
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      everythingisinentropyEL34
      5/26/16 5:02pm

      Number 6 with a bullet!

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      DirktaniusEL34
      5/26/16 5:18pm

      It’s worth checking out all of the videos by number 6. Here is an example:

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    BurningSpearAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:07pm

    They all sound better in the original German.

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      XrdsAlumBurningSpear
      5/26/16 5:08pm

      Get on board the train!

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      TheDramaLlammaXrdsAlum
      5/26/16 5:33pm

      I want to hug both of these comments.

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    festivusaziliAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:02pm

    I may not agree with what these songs say, but I will gladly fight Peter Thiel to the death to protect my chosen place to mock them.

    What I’m saying is, let’s murder Peter Thiel.

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      Lindafestivusazili
      5/26/16 4:06pm

      I’m down with everything except murder.

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      festivusaziliLinda
      5/26/16 4:07pm

      Dark. I’m not in favor of torture, but you do you.

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    Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:06pm

    Anyone who got through this deserves a proper palate-cleanser.

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      XrdsAlumJerry-Netherland
      5/26/16 4:15pm

      My antidote to the toxic waste train:

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      Jerry-NetherlandXrdsAlum
      5/26/16 4:23pm

      Potato potahto, we’re both on the Love Train.

      I prefer a world with a Supremes soundtrack, but you be you.

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    KyuzoAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:04pm

    Let’s just cut the shit. ashleyfeinberg.com already.

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      Kyle GrisKyuzo
      5/26/16 4:48pm

      Motion seconded.

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      Arsene WengerKyuzo
      5/27/16 2:43pm

      She has succeeded caity weaver as the primary reason to visit gawker, no doubt.

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    Sid and FinancyAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:05pm

    Will hang a big ‘ol sign says “Keep out all you terrorists”

    We’ll let ‘em know Ms. Liberty’s still standing tall

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      Gamblor JDSid and Financy
      5/26/16 6:32pm
      Will hang a big ‘ol sign says “Keep out all you terrorists”

      Of course! It seems so obvious now. Hope you’re taking notes, Homeland Security.

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    SargusaAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 7:18pm

    “I got a fuckin’ geetar

    I like to pump my kin

    When we done killing Mexicans

    We gone kill ‘em all agin

    Ma boy Don Trump

    Don’t take no shit

    From educated folk

    When he done beatin’ Hillary

    He gone give her a pity poke

    TRUMP TRAAAAAAIN”

    solo goes here while the crowd goes fucking berserk.

    Damn, this shit just writes itself.

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      HellishHarlotSargusa
      5/26/16 9:29pm

      It’s so good you should be ashamed of yourself!

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      RobotPantsSargusa
      5/27/16 2:11am

      You already wrote better lyrics than any this sad bunch.

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    ChozoRuinsAshley Feinberg
    5/26/16 4:10pm

    Ashley, if I believed in God, I would say you are doing His work.

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      BIMming ItAshley Feinberg
      5/26/16 4:55pm

      I spit-take at the “break the chains” line... it’s incredible watching a majority group try to claim victimhood, while simultaneously telling people to stop being sensitive pussies.

      My second favorite part was the many, MANY, references to the giant wall that Mexico will pay for.... which Trump has already denied (and basically walked all the way back to: We’re just gonna keep doing what we’ve been doing).

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        Tyrant BigglesBIMming It
        5/26/16 6:23pm

        That wall is now going to be ten feet taller, you know, just because Mexico’s king or whatever disrespected The Donald.

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        HellishHarlotBIMming It
        5/26/16 9:01pm
        GIF
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