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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:07pm

    UM...Amber Heard is filing for divorce from Johnny Depp.

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.people...

    I mean, we all knew this was going to happen but it still made me all:

    GIF
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      MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto JesusCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      5/25/16 8:11pm

      Came here to say the same thing. The D-Listed story on it is glorious.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      5/25/16 8:12pm

      Huh, I would’ve given them a few years, though. This is fast.

      Maybe she’s pissed about the whole Australia thing. Yeah, he got in some trouble too, but not as much. He kinda threw her under the bus there.

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    candy_pantsMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:11pm

    That toilet is way too clean. It looks like a showroom toilet. Or am I just revealing too much about my life?

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinacandy_pants
      5/25/16 8:16pm

      It does have a brand-new look. Maybe it is? I keep mine downright compulsively clean, but after a few years of ownership, they still don’t quite look like that anymore. They’re just not as perfectly even. Little things discolor the porcelain over time, even on the outside.

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      iseedeaddalekscandy_pants
      5/25/16 8:17pm

      It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

      ETA: I just want to say I’m not a gross person who doesn’t clean their bathroom. My toilet is perfectly clean to sit on, I just don’t want to hug it and stick my face on it.

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    mocenaMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:08pm

    If I were a show runner, I would be thinking up a role for Emilia Clarke in literally anything I could come up with. She’s worth her weight in gold for how she charms people whilst doing press.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinamocena
      5/25/16 8:10pm

      She is so delightful!

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      iseedeaddaleksDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      5/25/16 8:16pm

      She was surprisingly funny and charming on Colbert the other night as well.

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    MagicEyesMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:06pm

    Suggested baby names for the tiniest Stodden:

    Bourtney (if it’s a boy)

    Gourtney (if it’s a girl)

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      Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionMagicEyes
      5/25/16 8:43pm

      Stealing Bourtney for my next boy cat.

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      brighterMagicEyes
      5/25/16 10:14pm

      my nephew used to call his cousin britney “burtney”.

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    dunkinbronutsMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:43pm

    Heather Dubrow totally harassed this person over instagram. It’s so...weird. Like there must be better ways to deal with this.

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      stroderealtydunkinbronuts
      5/25/16 8:44pm

      Such a bizarre story all around. So did this lady really take their money?? I need to google this.

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      daliladunkinbronuts
      5/25/16 9:48pm

      This is... unhinged. At best.

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:09pm

    Idk why but I ship Rihanna and Leo so hard.

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      AnnaKareenaI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      5/25/16 8:24pm

      I gotta be honest, I don’t why you do either.

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      jazmaniandevilI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      5/25/16 8:32pm

      I would only accept it if he a) throws himself at her feet and b) is 100% upfront about how crazy lucky/unworthy he is.

      Then OK sure why not, dating Leo could have some fun times I guess (vomit).

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereMadeleine Davies
    5/25/16 8:18pm
    • Would you have sex with Terry Dubrow?
    • I think I probably would.

    Maddie, would you rather have sex with Terry or his brother Kevin Dubrow, the late lead singer of Quiet Riot?

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/25/16 8:20pm

      Shit, this is a creepy af question.

      Withdrawn.

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    AssFault on the Highway to HellMadeleine Davies
    5/26/16 1:23pm

    Courtney,

    If we can see the contouring, you’re not doing it right!

    Blend, dear, blend.

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      goddessoftransitoryMadeleine Davies
      5/26/16 12:08am

      That roughness started at the conception. No, the wedding. No, the proposal.

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        IHateGoatsPartDeuxMadeleine Davies
        5/26/16 10:24am

        If I was single? Yeah, probably. He is def. interesting.

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