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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Jia Tolentino
    5/25/16 4:52pm

    Excellent song, excellent brawl.

    Until you remember Turkey and all they have done to the Kurds.

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      LPSheaOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      5/25/16 4:56pm

      Especially considering this law is intended to allow Edrogan to now purge any dissenters from power. One step closer to ethnic cleansing. RIP secular democracy.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.LPShea
      5/25/16 5:42pm

      Wont be the last time someone tried to purge the Kurds! BECAUSE EVERYONE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

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    thebrunomarsvoltaJia Tolentino
    5/25/16 5:30pm

    “I Don’t Wanna Hear It” or “Seeing Red” would have worked much better here. But any Minor Threat song is a good one.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.thebrunomarsvolta
      5/25/16 5:54pm

      Do you prefer Minor Threat or Fugazi? INQUIRING MINDS.

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      ARP2Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      5/25/16 9:04pm

      If we’re doing DC hardcore, its gotta be I against I or Banned in DC by Bad Brains

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    jinniJia Tolentino
    5/25/16 4:54pm

    Those older guys are limber, though.

    Trying to imagine Newt Gingrich or Donald Trump jumping over a desk to come to the rescue of one of his pols. Biden, maybe.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.jinni
      5/25/16 5:44pm

      Holy shit I could totally see Biden in a pit.

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      The Glengarry LeadsOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      5/25/16 9:30pm

      Not just in a pit; I could definitely envision Biden in a bar fight, especially with his shoot-from-the-lip personality. Could see him coming out on top. too.

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    Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionJia Tolentino
    5/25/16 4:44pm

    No fun video of our recent Canadian parliamentary brawl? It was one for the ages!

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      BeesInTheWhatNowLadyheatherlee 2016 Edition
      5/25/16 4:46pm

      What happened? Oh, you mean that MP lady that got “elbowed” and the PM spent the next week or so apologizing? Brutal stuff!

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      dontcallmemimiLadyheatherlee 2016 Edition
      5/25/16 4:47pm

      Set to the soothing vocals of Gordon Lightfoot, obviously.

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    SipowitzJia Tolentino
    5/25/16 4:44pm

    fuck it, too late in the day for me to start this

    *headbangs*

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnySipowitz
      5/25/16 4:51pm

      I don’t think you are giving America enough credit here. Of course we have already had violent brawls in Congress!

      ETA: Well damn, now you changed your comment so mine seems out of nowhere. Still, everyone enjoy reading about the caning of Charles Sumner.

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      ArrestedDevelopmentQuoteSipowitz
      5/25/16 5:12pm

      +1 whiplash

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    paultoesJia Tolentino
    5/25/16 4:48pm

    It reminds of this footage from a recent Trump rally.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJia Tolentino
      5/25/16 4:47pm

      Cut to sometime between July 18 and 21st 2016 and I bet there is a similar clip originating from Cleveland, OH.

      I suggest using “Yakkety Sax” on that one.

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        Juan StoppableJia Tolentino
        5/25/16 4:56pm

        At least we’ll have this to fondly look back on after Erdogan purges the HDP and institutes one-party rule.

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          Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Juan Stoppable
          5/25/16 5:51pm

          We can watch this and say

          ‘Hey, aren’t those Kurds? The ‘people’ that were ethnically cleansed? Man they really love being in the pit. No, not the pit the Turkish government dumped them in, you know, the mosh pit? Oh hahaha, it is set to minor threat. Good times.’

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        MalcolmSexJia Tolentino
        5/25/16 5:27pm

        The only difference between this and a Black Flag reunion show is that these guys are juuuust a bit younger. And poorer.

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          Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.MalcolmSex
          5/25/16 5:55pm

          And they aren’t wearing little black shorts. I am looking at your Henry.

          Although, I don;t know if he wears them anymore. He should, them thighs, yoooow.

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        Artist Formerly Known as SkymallJia Tolentino
        5/25/16 5:14pm

        Reminds me of the food fight in the dorm cafeteria freshman year.

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