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    randilynisFINDILYNAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:04pm

    It’s been done countless times with D.A.R.E. tee-shirts.

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      punkrockprincessrandilynisFINDILYN
      5/25/16 2:06pm

      my first “real” boyfriend (we were like 14 - 16 while we were dating) used to wear DARE shirts while picking up from our weed guy. now he’s the hillary equivalent of a bernie bro. go figure.

      ETA - he’s also the one who worked for Anthony Weiner

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      Stig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.punkrockprincess
      5/25/16 2:07pm

      now he’s the hillary equivalent of a bernie bro.

      That’s not really a compliment...is it?

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    Potential SlayerAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:07pm

    National Domestic Violence Hotline

    1 (800) 799-7233

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      SipowitzPotential Slayer
      5/25/16 2:12pm

      bump

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    $kaycogAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:09pm

    She grabbed his wrist! Dayum!

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      Hoyo Afrika$kaycog
      5/25/16 2:13pm

      Right! God, violence against men just needs to stop! Misandry is a real problem! Heterophobia is a real problem too! Reverse bowel movements affect 456% of the human race.

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      Mary-Grace$kaycog
      5/25/16 2:21pm

      So many MRAs just orgasmed from the sheer prospect of being able to cite this story from today until the end of time.

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    videomockupsAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:06pm

    Does she write for Jezebel?

    Have you ever beat up your boyfriend because, uh, we have

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      Mental Icebergvideomockups
      5/25/16 2:10pm

      Lol, I clicked on that earlier...then realized it was years old. Wtf?

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaMental Iceberg
      5/25/16 2:22pm

      Not only that, they weren’t saying it was okay then, either. There is clear shame in the article, which was purely a discussion opener anyway.

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    Masshole JamesAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:06pm
    GIF
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      Hoyo AfrikaMasshole James
      5/25/16 2:12pm

      Do you reckon they got spoons on their wedding day? Do you think it's raining in Maine?

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      Masshole JamesHoyo Afrika
      5/25/16 2:14pm

      I’d respond in kind but I only know the “isn’t it ironic, don’t you think” part by heart, LOL!

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    No-Mi SkyeAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:03pm

    He also needs a restraining order. Not that they do anything, but still.

    Anyone who points or waves a gun at me isn’t seeing me again. Definitely not staying married to me. If you can do it once in anger, you can do it again. Or worse in drunken anger. So nope.

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      Hoyo AfrikaNo-Mi Skye
      5/25/16 2:12pm

      I don't understand affairs. Like girl, if you're gonna climb into or being climbed into by someone other than your main dick/puss/buss, just leave the main behind. If I was with someone, I'd rather they'd leave my ass than be out there sucking on his face and be the laughing stock of our social circle.

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      No-Mi SkyeHoyo Afrika
      5/25/16 3:53pm

      Agreed. I don’t get cheating. I’d rather just leave, or you just leave than cheat.

      But money (as his manager and wife, she would get a chunk), dependence (he clearly needs her to get through the days) and just straight shittiness (he’s a loser who cheats) probably kept him. As they do most people.

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    SipowitzAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:00pm

    This is only ironic because the booking ID sign in her mugshot is covering up the “Don’t” on her t-shirt.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSipowitz
      5/25/16 2:16pm

      Nevermind I need more coffee. This was hilarious once I finally read it properly!

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 2:06pm

    A $200 bail.

    Wow, looks like Maine takes gun violence really seriously.

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      Masshole JamesJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/25/16 2:15pm

      TBF, $200 in Maine is like $5000 anywhere else.

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      Stig-a-saw-us wrecks loves nuclear power.Masshole James
      5/25/16 3:33pm

      So they use Canadian funny money. Got it. Thanks!

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    DiedofEnnuiAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 1:57pm

    Chris Christie’s plan is working!

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      LutefiskatKvothe'sDiedofEnnui
      5/25/16 2:18pm

      Maine’s just taking a LePage out of Christie’s book.

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    Artist Formerly Known as SkymallAnna Merlan
    5/25/16 5:20pm

    George Jones, when he was married to Tammy Wynette, shot holes in the ceiling of their bedroom during a domestic fight.

    She also took away his keys to the Cadillac so he couldn’t get drunk in town. He outsmarted her by riding the lawnmower into town. Heh.

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      mekkiArtist Formerly Known as Skymall
      5/25/16 6:10pm

      Tammy Wynette, gunshot holes in the ceiling, Cadillacs, escaping by riding lawnmower, this story couldn’t get any more Southern if you dunked it in gravy and slapped it in between a biscuit.

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      Artist Formerly Known as Skymallmekki
      5/25/16 6:23pm

      That’s why they are the King and Queen of Country Music.

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