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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerHamilton Nolan
    5/25/16 9:08am

    I just....don’t understand. I just fucking don’t, okay? No, don't even fucking try to explain it, because it won't help. It'd be like trying to explain the color blue or whatthefuckever. Just....just....goddamn it! What is it with all the fucking pretension all the fucking time?!

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      DidYouReallyRespondToMyComment?IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      5/25/16 9:22am

      450-495 nm, 606-668 THz, 2.50-2.75 eV.

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      TheDogIsStillBarkingIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      5/25/16 9:23am

      It lets the rest of us know we can’t afford to shop there.

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    HangnailsHamilton Nolan
    5/25/16 9:06am

    I don’t understand what’s happening here but I still wanna punch some people.

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      ideasleepfuriouslyHangnails
      5/25/16 9:09am

      It’s a picture of a man touching himself in the shower, because apparently there aren’t enough real-live masturbators on the subway.

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      CleverUsernameideasleepfuriously
      5/25/16 9:13am

      That dude’s left arm is totally in the wrong position for that.

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    Sean BrodyHamilton Nolan
    5/25/16 9:08am

    https://twitter.com/ryanftwendel

    The X on the heart is an inspired piece of lol-ness.

    Fartwendel

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      DolemiteSean Brody
      5/25/16 9:14am

      I understand not wanting to give up the lucky swim trunks from high school, but sometimes you just outgrow clothes.

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      ArturoSean Brody
      5/25/16 9:32am

      That’s not even where the heart is! Motherfucker needs to go back to 9th grade biology class and learn some goddamned anatomy!

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    sour duckHamilton Nolan
    5/25/16 9:01am

    What would the reverse of this be? A guy sitting at a starbucks looking at his student debt?

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      Collapsed Conversationsour duck
      5/25/16 9:27am

      I think you’re onto something. I think that the reverse might be a woman, perhaps a single mom, wondering about how to make ends meet- and who is definitely not shopping at Pirch. Probably not Hannah Kloepfer. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/21/nyr…

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      sour duckCollapsed Conversation
      5/25/16 9:43am

      I actually had no idea what Pirch was.

      There is a $157,000 range and a $3,995 outdoor grill, but customers would not know just by looking

      Wut???

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    cuntybawsHamilton Nolan
    5/25/16 9:01am

    Is that you???

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      BurnyWilliamscuntybaws
      5/25/16 9:04am

      Must not be much of a store ...

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      Mike Antoncuntybaws
      5/25/16 9:06am

      Ham?

      No.

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    DidYouReallyRespondToMyComment?Hamilton Nolan
    5/25/16 9:07am

    DO YOU LIKE MY TATTOO? IT’S TRIBAL.

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneHamilton Nolan
      5/25/16 9:05am

      Can we give ourselves back to England?

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        Ed SpockReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
        5/25/16 9:54am

        I’d be for it if it included giving the Queen unilateral power to have people beheaded for besmirching the crown.

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        ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneEd Spock
        5/25/16 10:08am

        I’m all for it, as long as the queen is Helen Mirren. As I’ve said before, she’s the only monarch I plan to bend my knee for.

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      benjaminalloverHamilton Nolan
      5/25/16 9:08am

      Jokes on him; I put a bouillion cube in that shower head. He’s gonna get a face full of salty beef flavor.

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        ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesbenjaminallover
        5/25/16 9:15am

        And thus you’ve answered the decades old question of where, exactly, the beef is.

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        MRob the Math Snobbenjaminallover
        5/25/16 9:44am

        I have some friends from college who played that prank on a roommate. He kept wondering why it smelled like chicken soup. An alternative: Kool-Aid in the shower head.

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      Sid and FinancyHamilton Nolan
      5/25/16 9:09am

      Is that THE Ryan Fartweasel?

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        XrdsAlumHamilton Nolan
        5/25/16 9:07am

        Don’t be upset, Nolan. It’s a very flattering picture of you, even if Terry Richardson took it by “surprising” you in the shower.

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