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    Rando CalrissianEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:28pm

    I have the theme song.

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      Mental IcebergRando Calrissian
      5/24/16 4:34pm

      I love you.

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      WillTheyorWon'tThey?Rando Calrissian
      5/24/16 4:34pm

      Ahem. Wrong version.

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    CarlySparklesEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:18pm

    does he eat normal food because i would 100% drive out there, pick him up, and go to a diner and just talk to him about life.

    to be fair, i’d do that with just about anybody that wouldn’t try to kill me.

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      DarthPumpkinCarlySparkles
      5/24/16 4:26pm

      He looks like a Soylent guy to me.

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      Atomic BuffaloCarlySparkles
      5/24/16 4:28pm

      I agree, except that he also needs to practice good hygiene and use deodorant. Can’t assume that with Shia.

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    SipowitzEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:29pm

    Haha Colorado you’re stuck with him now!

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      SipowitzSipowitz
      5/24/16 4:31pm

      I’ll give 10 bucks for someone to follow him with a stereo playing this:

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      GELLA - LLAPSipowitz
      5/24/16 4:41pm

      stuck with you?

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    DarthPumpkinEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:25pm

    “Hop in the back, Shia! I’ve got nonstop Even Stevens reruns playing on the screen. No, there is no escape.”

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyDarthPumpkin
      5/24/16 4:36pm

      *locks all the car doors*

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      KK4BamaDarthPumpkin
      5/24/16 4:40pm

      I wonder if Ren hates him in real life...

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    BedeeEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:35pm

    He’s in Cheyenne, Wyo as we speak. As am I. Should I leave work and go find him?

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      HappyBerryBedee
      5/24/16 4:49pm

      Some of my friends just put pictures of them with him in downtown Cheyenne (I grew up there). I was coming here to see if there was a mention of him in Tweet Beat or something like that so I could bring that fact up.

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      BedeeHappyBerry
      5/24/16 5:11pm

      Yeah there’s this super yummy juice shop downtown and the employees just posted a picture with him. Very exciting Tuesday for us Wyomingites! We don’t get them thar talkin’ picture stars here often. Ha ha!

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    DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:22pm

    Nah he can walk. I’d be afraid he’d accuse me of something.

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      Rando CalrissianDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      5/24/16 4:30pm

      Pick him up with a brown paper bag on your head. He won’t know who you are.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaRando Calrissian
      5/24/16 5:06pm

      Hmm. Okay, I like this. Now I just need one that will also fit the car!

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    thetallblonde loves twinjaEllie Shechet
    5/24/16 4:29pm
    “What’s trippy is, it’s the most expansive and most intimate thing we’ve done,” LaBeouf told Vice.
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      randilynisFINDILYNEllie Shechet
      5/24/16 5:05pm

      I thought it was just a long running joke about “Where’s the beef?”

      I figured it would end, years from now, with him buried next to Clara Peller.

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        Pleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the MomentrandilynisFINDILYN
        5/24/16 5:16pm

        Maybe he can meet Wendy the Snapple Lady along he way!

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        NewPhoneWhoDis(SantaClausa)randilynisFINDILYN
        5/24/16 5:45pm

        “Where’s the LeBeouf?”

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      rollsniderollEllie Shechet
      5/24/16 4:27pm

      I just don’t even have the energy to find a gif to illustrate how bad of an idea this is — for both motorist and hitchhiker.

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        Susan4608Ellie Shechet
        5/24/16 4:24pm

        I don’t he understands Art.

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          randilynisFINDILYNSusan4608
          5/24/16 5:02pm

          But really, who does?

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