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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    5/24/16 1:50pm

    I’d bet that Teresa spells “debt” as “det”.

    Any takers?

    Also, what the hell kinda good Eye-Talian name is “Siggy Flicker”? Sounds like some horrible sex tip the Melissa cooked up in her unfortunate book about a happy marriage.

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      randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/24/16 2:04pm

      According to Treesa she ain’t even 1/16 Italian.

      Going to guess she’s MOT.

      Also, ingredientses.

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      McNoJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/24/16 2:07pm

      Dawders.

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    PhyllisNeflerKara Brown
    5/24/16 1:49pm

    Dolores Catania and Siggy Flicker sound like the newest cast members on The Sun Also Sets.

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      randilynisFINDILYNPhyllisNefler
      5/24/16 1:53pm

      Siggy Flicker sounds like an alias you use when you book a smoking room.

      I can almost guarantee that Siggy Flicker smoked Parliment Lights.

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      Hoyo AfrikarandilynisFINDILYN
      5/24/16 2:21pm

      I actually know Siggy from The Wendy Williams Show. She's usually on the Hot Topic panel.

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    Major Lazer Power BlazerKara Brown
    5/24/16 2:20pm
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      NomNom83Major Lazer Power Blazer
      5/24/16 2:30pm

      Did Antonio write that card? I’m not getting any penmanship awards, but at least I don’t mix cursive and print.

      (I can’t believe how bitchy I sound about a card. *hangs head in shame, hits “publish” anyway*)

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      Gin In My TeacupNomNom83
      5/27/16 2:31am

      Haha I always mix print and cursive :)

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    Major Lazer Power BlazerKara Brown
    5/24/16 2:18pm

    cant wait!!!! hope to god we dont have any tre vs mel because im so tired of that.

    was there a post about the OC trailer? bc that shit is already iconic. i watched that dune buggy flip over 15 times

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      NomNom83Major Lazer Power Blazer
      5/24/16 2:28pm

      The OC trailer is out?!

      Oh, man, they are going to seriously milk the dune buggy flip. I guess Vicki getting a neck brace and being rushed to the hospital is just the natural evolution of her propensity for falling/being physically injured. And Tamra was driving, yeah?

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      intenseBeigeMajor Lazer Power Blazer
      5/24/16 3:17pm

      I was so thrilled to see the first film on Vicki and Tamra’s brush with death last night during Southern Charm. Which - side note - Whitney’s totally going to murder someone in that LA house of his, right?

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    McScuseMeBitchKara Brown
    5/24/16 1:53pm

    Did Tersea get a new face while she was in the slammer or what?

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      NomNom83McScuseMeBitch
      5/24/16 2:00pm

      She looks the same to me. Another year older, but pretty much the same. Melissa looks different to me, but I think it might just be the amount of makeup/contouring (her forehead seems to be shaded, which I’m not critiquing, just observing).

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerMcScuseMeBitch
      5/24/16 2:19pm

      she kind of did. a year without fillers or botox can change everything!

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    PaleMareKara Brown
    5/24/16 2:01pm

    Historically, Jersey has been my least favorite. I really hope we are spared the horror that is Jacqueline’s daughter Ashley. I just can’t even with her and her stupid face.

    I am pumped that the RHoOC is set to start back up in June! They kept all the ladies from last year and added one more. Can’t wait.

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerPaleMare
      5/24/16 2:20pm

      oh ashlee (SHE LEGALLY CHANGED IT TO THAT SPELLING) is def back. shes engaged and pregnant.

      NJ is either great or terrible with no in between

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      PaleMareMajor Lazer Power Blazer
      5/24/16 2:24pm

      Haha, too funny. I recently read that she was proposed to and then a few weeks later was like ‘welp im pregnant!!’. Oh I wonder why he proposed...hmmm..

      I both do and don’t want to see that wedding trainwreck.

      Also, who is going to pay for the wedding? Last time I checked ‘Black Water’ is not really a thing anymore, so I doubt step-dad will front the bills.

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    yaboymarvoKara Brown
    5/24/16 1:41pm

    Why the fuck is this a show. Like what do these cackling crows even do besides bitch and drink mimosas?

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      ilovesbaboyaboymarvo
      5/24/16 1:51pm

      Replace....

      - “show” with “thing,”

      - “cackling cows” with “cretinous cavemen,” and

      - “bitch and drink mimosas” with “do drugs and beat their wives”

      ... and you have my perspective on professional sports. To each their own!

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      NomNom83yaboymarvo
      5/24/16 1:55pm

      They’re soap operas. But with better scripts and Twitter.

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    Mental IcebergKara Brown
    5/24/16 1:51pm
    GIF
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      NomNom83Mental Iceberg
      5/24/16 1:57pm

      *sigh*

      Oh, god, this season it will be. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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      thatsslightlyravenMental Iceberg
      5/24/16 2:05pm

      False #TeamMilania

      GIF
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    slowtraincomingKara Brown
    5/24/16 3:39pm

    It’s hard to describe how much I want Rosie to be an official housewife. I’d like to argue that it’s about LBGTQ visibility and equity and shit, but I just love her.

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      doit2julia!slowtraincoming
      5/24/16 8:09pm

      I think I’d most love to see a lesbian housewife on the NY cast. The city’s got no shortage of power lesbian couples, so it would be the most natural fit of all the current locales. And also, it’s cast is most likely to shove their feet in their mouths as they try to prove how hip and open-minded they are.

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      slowtraincomingdoit2julia!
      5/24/16 10:19pm

      Could Rosie move across the bridge? Then we all win.

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    MorganESAKara Brown
    5/24/16 1:56pm

    Peak Real Housewives is whenever there’s an emotional moment in an incredibly incongruous location, so I’m looking forward to Teresa breaking down over her husband’s pending deportation in what appears to be a gondola lift.

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      NomNom83MorganESA
      5/24/16 2:33pm

      Hmmm, I feel like peak Real Housewives was fisticuffs at a baptism reception.

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