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    Mrs. FingerbottomBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:32am

    No hate on Angie or the work she does for women’s rights, but as a Normal currently suffering through a PhD I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at this.

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      junwelloMrs. Fingerbottom
      5/24/16 9:46am

      Hopefully/probably she’s not taking away a pre-existing job. I think it was probably something like this: she rose from her mountaintop throne and sent a messenger eagle to London bearing the news of her interest in a professorship, and lo, the Director of the School knelt in obeisance.

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      FluterDalejunwello
      5/24/16 9:50am

      As a normie with a PhD that’s been gathering dust for about five years, Ima need to borrow that eagle.

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:30am

    How do you follow up a name like King, really?

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      GELLA - LLAPSnacky_Onassis
      5/24/16 9:32am

      Star Lord

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      randilynisFINDILYNSnacky_Onassis
      5/24/16 9:32am

      “But look at [G-d]”

      There’s your answer?

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    SipowitzBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:38am

    I wonder if Chyna and Rob are going to have a boy, it means there will be another male Kardashian heir to the House and Kris Jenner will drive a dagger through Rob’s heart at the baby’s name day.

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob KSipowitz
      5/24/16 9:58am

      I hope this happens so that KUWTK’s transformation into Game of Thrones becomes complete.

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      Das, evil rabbit and obnoxious (half)germanSipowitz
      5/24/16 10:08am

      I’m a terrible person but I SO hope that Robert Kardashian III enters the world soon, if only to see Kris & Ko. freak out about the fact that he’ll be the one carrying the family name...

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    Bobby FingerBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:39am

    No one asked for this, but here’s a desktop background version.

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      FluterDaleBobby Finger
      5/24/16 9:49am

      No one asked for it yet, Bobby. No one asked for it yet.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaBobby Finger
      5/24/16 4:46pm

      I think it’s kind of sweet that she did this, if over-earnest as is so often the case with Anne.

      But I prefer her original sentiment and wish she’d stuck to it. Helena Bonham Carter IS better than any Kardashian, in every way.

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    SodburgerBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:38am

    It never occurred to me I was pitting anyone against each other.

    You literally said “Don’t be this person, be this person.” That is a clear cut example of “pitting someone against another.”

    GIF
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      Ms.ChanandlerBongSodburger
      5/24/16 10:09am

      This GIF never gets old.

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      mollymlf05Sodburger
      5/24/16 10:12am

      awww Kim’s old face! #memories

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    fo'realsBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:57am
    GIF

    Anne Hathaway is so goddamn annoying.

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob Kfo'reals
      5/24/16 10:00am

      To me, she’s one of those people who seems genuinely nice and well-meaning, but is so insecure that she comes across as needy and overcompensating, and therefore annoys everyone. I just wanna be like, “Girl, you’re beautiful, smart, and pretty talented! RELAX already! Be chill!”

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      The Real JanelleCharlotte29 aka Rob K
      5/24/16 10:05am

      This description reminded me of a guy I dated for about a month. None of his ‘friends’ liked him because he tried so very hard to be well-liked - he didn’t seem to have any interests/ideas/jokes other than those of his friends. We talked a couple times about it and he was like “well I’m worthless”. I tried helping but after a while he got really annoying for other reasons and we broke up and some two months later he called me a slut over e-mail, so that’s that.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:36am

    Kelly seems to always make big showy gesture that only complicate things and take away from the idea there there are good guys and bad guys.

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      lyingliarwholiesrandilynisFINDILYN
      5/24/16 9:52am

      That’s a very astute assessment. I just came here to call her an asshole.

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      randilynisFINDILYNlyingliarwholies
      5/24/16 9:54am

      Yours is good.

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    No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
    5/24/16 10:34am

    “In a world of Kardashians, be a Helena Bonham Carter.”

    How else would this have been interpreted Anne?

    It never occurred to me I was pitting anyone against each other. Not my style.

    Girl that whole sentence was written with the intent to highlight one woman against an entire group of other women. That was the intent, how can you say it never occurred to you?

    Your intent was to praise HBC, by taking a dump on a group of women you consider to be lesser.

    Fake ass apology.

    The Kardashian hate is so played out.

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      ambitiousNo-Mi Skye
      5/24/16 10:46am

      And, if memory serves, HBC comes from a long line of Ladies and Baronesses(eses) and high-ranking diplomats and whatnot.

      So, there’s another itchy layer to that very obvious read. In a world of dusty, dusky strivers, be born to something (or at least act like it), girls.

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      Oh Donnaaaaaaa! Donna Strunk!!!No-Mi Skye
      5/24/16 11:53am

      I think she passed praise and took the exit straight to brown nose town. It's one of the many reasons I will never really like her. Yeah she's probably nice but I subtract points for humble brags, condescension, and being a grown ass woman acting like a high school theatre kid.

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    GuanoLadBobby Finger
    5/24/16 9:56am

    If those were my only two options, then sure, but I wouldn’t generally recommend anyone be Helena Bonham Carter either. I say be Emma Thompson, or Susan Sarandon, or possibly Charlize Theron.

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      wafflesfriendsworkGuanoLad
      5/24/16 10:07am

      Always be Emma Thompson

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      AdeleTwafflesfriendswork
      5/24/16 10:42am

      I would get my hair cut short if it would always look like that. But it just would not. LOOK at how perfectly styled it is, and thick.

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    Sandra DeeBobby Finger
    5/24/16 10:30am

    As a child of the 80s this is all I can think of when somebody post on those pictures.

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      JJTwatSandra Dee
      5/24/16 4:49pm

      Outstanding

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSandra Dee
      5/24/16 4:51pm

      Feed me, Seymour!

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