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    jinniMariah Smith
    5/23/16 5:44pm

    Is it terrible that I am just scrolling for the pictures? I really do find them all so beautiful. Sincerely. (#preparedfortheonslaught)

    ETA: I succumbed. Worth the read for “deodorant flavors.”

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      MalMalMalMaljinni
      5/23/16 5:53pm

      They often are a bit overdone for my particular fancy, but they are really, REALLY pretty people.

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      I'm Fart and I'm Smunnyjinni
      5/23/16 6:19pm

      That’s what do, except not because they are beautiful (they are for the most part), but because it is a fun little game to guess what the fuck is happening just by the picture.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkMariah Smith
    5/23/16 7:11pm

    Dude, missing American grocery stores is a real thing. There is literally nothing better than going grocery shopping at a giant Meijer’s/Kroger’s/Whole Foods/whathaveyou as soon as you arrive back in the US. Tesco Metro just is not the same.

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      yeayeaokayAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      5/23/16 7:15pm

      Missing American grocery stores is a thing, and I live in Canada.

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      Rihanna is the one trueAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      5/23/16 9:14pm

      so true. also american breakfast. other countries just dont do breakfast/brunch like we do.

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    Milton Greene's KidneyMariah Smith
    5/23/16 6:11pm

    My main take away is that Kylie's make up doesn't translate well to TV.

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      wwaxworkMilton Greene's Kidney
      5/23/16 6:22pm

      Or still photography. She always looks like she’s 45 year old woman trying to look like a teenager & wearing way too much makeup for someone so young. I say this as a 45 year old woman that regularly tries to look like a teenager.

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      cvrodMilton Greene's Kidney
      5/23/16 6:51pm

      Yeah no it does not. It does translate well for photos, at least it seems to from her instagrams. And I think that’s all she cares about. Does she look good on an iphone camera? Because, really, who needs to look good in reality? *sarcasm*

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    freudianblip*GREY_PRIDE!Mariah Smith
    5/23/16 6:47pm

    I know the Kardashians through DirtBag (never watched the show). Seeing them all together like this, I marvel that they all have the exact same face. Pretty, but uncanny and kind of disturbing in groups. Now I finally grasp that it’s possible to aspire to that with the help of surgery and makeup on top of a genetically similar canvas, but HOLY FUCK... Doppelganger fatigue.

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      SaraSfreudianblip*GREY_PRIDE!
      5/24/16 1:53am

      Why do people still think others are impressed they’ve “never seen the show”? Get off of articles like this, then. I don’t watch the Bachelorette so have no inclination to find out which d-bag she’s dating this week..

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      freudianblip*GREY_PRIDE!SaraS
      5/24/16 1:08pm

      I didn’t intend to impress. I don’t disdain reality shows - I just prefer ghost hunter ones :D I’ve been following the Blac Chyna story with great interest. I’m just emphasizing how new it is to see them all together like this.

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    CAPTAINOHMariah Smith
    5/23/16 7:56pm

    Love Kendall. That's all I got.

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      uhg.CAPTAINOH
      5/24/16 4:27am

      Kendall spends most of her time looking confused about how she got landed with that family which instantly makes her the most relatable because damn, just imagine.

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    DonnaDraperMariah Smith
    5/23/16 5:52pm

    I have a lot of questions about this outfit. And also about what Jonathan Cheban is still doing on this show.

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      a seahorseDonnaDraper
      5/23/16 6:08pm

      Chebs is great! He's such a douche that you can't help but find it funny

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      bella bachelorDonnaDraper
      5/23/16 6:38pm

      Rasputin.

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    RealsickofyounowMariah Smith
    5/24/16 6:54am

    Ok so I do love this show but I have several questions:

    1. Why the fuck is Kim STILL living with her mother? I thought she was building this amazeballs house with Kanye like several seasons ago when North was a baby?

    2. Why is Kim always wearing a coat at the moment? Isn’t California supposed to be hot even in their “winter”? I live in rains-all-the-fucking-time Ireland and I even I don’t wear a coat year round.

    3. What is up with Corey Gamble? Like what even is that plot line? Kris obviously is a nightmare but the man can barely string together a sentence when he speaks? Is that the attraction?

    4. With all the family money, why doesn’t Rob get a therapist, a personal trainer and a chef to sort himself out? It is so frustrating to watch him eat himself into the Michelin man.

    5. When did Kourtney become such a kunt face? She just seems so unpleasant in the last few episodes that I’ve seen.

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      IHateGoatsPartDeuxRealsickofyounow
      5/24/16 1:58pm

      1. This was explained on the show but made little sense. Something about the new house not being ready and not wanting to live in the old house.

      2. She feels fat so that’s how she covers it up. But it’s super weird.

      3. I think Kris is super insecure about the Caitlyn fiasco, so she jumped at the first guy who was nice to her.

      4. Agreed.

      5. We’ve been discussing this in my household, too. It seems to be when she got completely obsessive with organic things and pseudoscience. If her kids are vaccinated, I’d be shocked. She really has become totally unlikable.

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      RealsickofyounowIHateGoatsPartDeux
      5/24/16 8:51pm

      So Kim’s Koat is her version of my baggy sweatshirt and leggings? Interesting. I don’t think it’s working for either of us.

      And what’s this about Kourtney being on the cover of Architectural Digest? I don’t think we get that magazine here but is she really pretending to be an interior designer now? She’s very thin at the moment (yes I know, I’m concern trolling them all). I suppose the whole Scott thing must be incredibly stressful while she’s raising three kids.

      I’m far too invested in all their lives...

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    IKnowHowToRunWithoutYouHoldingMyHandMariah Smith
    5/23/16 7:09pm

    Two things about this episode:

    1) Kylie tells Kim during their Snapchat faceswap, “I’ve always wanted to look you!” No duh, Kylie. We couldn’t tell.

    2) Kim and Jonathan deciding that Kim should be Amber Rose and Kylie should be Blac Chyna for Halloween made me really uncomfortable. And Kanye thinking it was a lit idea makes me wanr to barf.

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      ramrodramIKnowHowToRunWithoutYouHoldingMyHand
      5/24/16 9:54am

      Jonathan jumping around like a little kid that Kayne approved of his idea was the grossest. He is a hanger on and shit stirrer and constant wants to hurt other family members/ hanger ons but still gets away with it.

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    thoughtsrightmeowMariah Smith
    5/23/16 5:54pm

    I am still convinced the Kardashian-Jenners are geniuses who continue to give America exactly what we want, week after week.

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      AtLeastDingleberriesDontBiteMariah Smith
      5/24/16 9:43am

      PUT YOUR GODDAMN ARMS IN THE GODDAMN SLEEVES OF YOUR COAT.

      This “trend” just screams privilege and I HATE IT.

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