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    IAmNotADamnWriterMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:10pm

    I actually didn’t know who he is. I still don’t.

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      SohrabIAmNotADamnWriter
      5/22/16 2:11pm

      He's a shark tank jabroni.

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      Lola del RioIAmNotADamnWriter
      5/22/16 2:12pm

      And now, I don’t wanna know.

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    BeABigRedOneMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:11pm

    The best response, always, to the question “do you know who I am?” is “No, I’m sorry, you poor thing. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?”

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      qwerttBeABigRedOne
      5/22/16 2:21pm
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      Ilssa KinikaloBeABigRedOne
      5/22/16 2:42pm

      I think it would be more satisfying to tell them ‘yes’ and still deny them what they want.

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    IkerCatsillasMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:15pm

    Gotta love a proponent of “disruptive technology” getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of common forgers. If you’ve got the money to be scammed by Ticketmaster, you’ve got the money to hire the Same Ole Line Dudes to get you same-day cancellation seats. Grow up.

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      FatCatJaneIkerCatsillas
      5/22/16 2:24pm

      How DO you get scammed by Ticketmaster? I thought it was regulated? (I go nowhere so I know nothing :/)

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      ajliennnnFatCatJane
      5/22/16 2:43pm

      StubHub, not Ticketmaster.

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    DamnRedfordMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:21pm

    “Do you know who I am?”

    “Some guy who’s not seeing Hamilton, tonight?”

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      Maude'sFistDamnRedford
      5/22/16 3:17pm

      .....love you for this......

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      AlmightyPoopcatDamnRedford
      5/22/16 3:30pm

      Do you know who I am?

      Mmmm...nope. Oh wait, are you that guy from that overrated wine movie who kept having tantrums about merlot?

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:21pm

    “Do you know who I am?”

    No, but based on what tiny information I have, you’re a rube in a stupid shirt.

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      IAmNotADamnWriterArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      5/22/16 2:23pm

      Don’t blame the shirt...

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      MBCockArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      5/22/16 2:24pm

      “...Sacca, famous for always wearing a cowboy shirt...”

      So essentially he is the tech finance lovechild of Fran Lebowitz and Tom Wolfe.

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    Wayward ApologyMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:27pm

    I absolutely do not understand all the hype about Hamilton, I can only suspect they have one hell of a PR agent and a perfect storm happened leading to self-reinforcing scarcity of tickets.

    I am sure it is a fabulous musical, I will even entertain the idea it is one of the best in history, but it is still just a musical, it will be at least 98% as magical with the touring company in Des Moines in two years as it is on Broadway now.

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      GunterGrassfedWayward Apology
      5/22/16 2:31pm

      Maybe there's a market for not wanting to see Hamilton. Can I sell my desire not to see Hamilton to these douches?

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      20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseWayward Apology
      5/22/16 2:32pm

      Yeah but its hip, its rad, its happenin NOW! Thats all that matters.

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    Beet ArthurMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:20pm

    Someone should tell him that if he was anyone worth knowing, he wouldn’t need to buy tickets on Stubhub.

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      Maude'sFistBeet Arthur
      5/22/16 4:10pm

      ...... “I’m afraid I’ve never had the pleasure. The unavailability is perplexing, though; I know Zuckerberg gets tickets whenever he wants......he’s seen it 9 times now”........

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      ArtistAtLargeBeet Arthur
      5/22/16 4:17pm

      BA BUMP DA!

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:14pm
    GIF
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      diamond-walled-pandemoniumFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      5/22/16 2:29pm

      no amount of money can pay to make that face less punchable. the cowboy shirt doesn’t help.

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      Aperol SpritzFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      5/22/16 2:32pm

      Putting money on the American Dialect Society’s Word of The Year for 2016: “punchable”

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    GMOCMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:33pm

    -Do you know who I am??!

    -yes Captain Asshole Shirt we know who you are...

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      KatmanduGMOC
      5/22/16 3:11pm

      Now don’t go insulting the shirt. It’s not the shirt’s fault that some asshole bought it.

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      AnnieBodyKatmandu
      5/22/16 4:18pm

      Except that shirt is calling to the asshole: singing the song of his people.

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    CharitybMelissa Cronin
    5/22/16 2:24pm

    I get why he’s upset; spending money on a service that turns out to be a scam is infuriating no matter who you are. But it doesn’t make sense to berate the ticket taker at the center as if it was their fault he bought fake tickets. If venues had to honor counterfeit tickets as if they were real then there wouldn’t be enough space for everyone; it might even lead to perverse scenarios where someone with a fake ticket could bump someone who bought a real ticket.

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      HaighaCharityb
      5/22/16 4:40pm

      I’m sure he understands the implications and doesn’t care. He’s rich, and therefore more important. His money alone couldn’t get him in this time because he got scammed, and if someone else got bumped? Oh well. And at the very least, he could be nasty to someone who was just doing their job, right?

      What a great guy. He probably screamed at every person who had the misfortune of having to provide a service to him for the rest of the night.

      The fact that stubhub looks bad for being a place to get cheated is just icing on the cake of this asshole getting scammed. Hope he buys counterfeit art at action next.

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