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    EldritchJE Reich
    5/22/16 2:45pm

    “Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.

    Yeah, you’re the guy not seeing Hamilton tonight. Go fuck yourself.

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      Judgemental ChickensEldritch
      5/22/16 2:50pm

      All the stars to you!

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastEldritch
      5/22/16 2:52pm
      GIF
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    Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantJE Reich
    5/22/16 3:02pm

    To be brutally honest, I’d quite possibly freak out if I was in that situation, however I’d be freaking out at the Stub Hub customer service, not the ticket taker.

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      deerlady83Kris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      5/22/16 3:15pm

      What can the ticket taker even do in this situation? The guy got cheated by someone else. That is who his grievance is with.

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      RedVioletdeerlady83
      5/22/16 3:50pm

      On her podcast, Julie Klausner talked about being in the same situation. She was nice and they scrounged up seats for her.

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    Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastJE Reich
    5/22/16 2:54pm

    “Do you know who I am?”

    “Do you know who I am?”

    “This is not a game of Who The Fuck Are You... I am Vader... DARTH Vader... LORD Vader. I can kill you with a single thought.”

    “Yeah, but you’ll still need a tray.”

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      DamnRedfordMike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast
      5/22/16 3:00pm

      You’re Mister Stevens?

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      entr'acte wherestheexitsignMike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast
      5/22/16 3:04pm

      “I’m sorry Mr. Bush, the 8:00 p.m. milkshake rule applies to everyone.” [See "My Summer Job Working at the Bohemian Grove."]

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    harmagedomJE Reich
    5/22/16 3:03pm

    Not that it would be different in other circunstances, but in this specific instance the “Do you know who I am?” is particularly stupid: do this idiot think that the tickets change from fake to authentic, depending on who holds them? Because otherwise, what he’s saying is: “Since I’m me, you must to allow me to watch these hugely looked for show for free”. Yes, because, from the theater’s viewpoint, that’s the case. It doesn’t matter if he paid an arm and a leg to some conman at StubHub, the theater and the production got not a single dime from him. So, no, you can’t enter, moron.

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      MicroAgressionsAboundharmagedom
      5/22/16 3:48pm

      If this outburst really did occur, did this Sacca guy actually expected the theater to casually toss another couple outta their rightfully purchased seats? I guess it’s a safe bet to assume from the show’s popularity, the seats listed on Sacca’s fake tickets were already rightfully sold, and occupied by someone else.

      What other alternatives did he think the ticket scanner have? “You know what? I’ll do you one solid...I have a couple of tickets in my pocket that I always reserve just for this type of moment. Whenever a faux-celeb has a bitch-fit, ordering me around like a lackey. I was gonna hold out for one of the Kardashians, but it’s already 30 min. til curtain-up, so here ha go.”

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      rockymay!MicroAgressionsAbound
      5/22/16 8:44pm

      “If this outburst really did occur, did this Sacca guy actually expected the theater to casually toss another couple outta their rightfully purchased seats”?... Yes, yes he did.

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    GELLA - LLAPJE Reich
    5/22/16 2:49pm

    He sounds like Trump

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      La_MarionetteGELLA - LLAP
      5/22/16 2:58pm

      He’s certainly one in the making...

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    32_FootstepsJE Reich
    5/22/16 3:47pm

    In the immortal words of Yakko Warner, in response to if I know who he is, “No; do you know who I am?” If not, we’re even.

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      eugene levy's eyebrowsJE Reich
      5/22/16 7:33pm

      I work customer service in a leisure industry and 10/10 if someone is nice, polite, understanding, and not demanding in a situation where something is fucked up, I will go above and beyond in a heartbeat to assist them.

      On the flipside, 10/10 if you are a demanding asshole with zero tolerance or understanding of what I can and cannot do for you, I will do as little as I can get away with and take my time getting it done.

      Fuck this guy. I’ve watched him on Shark Tank and he’s been a douche every.single.time.

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        EileenOnSundayNightsAfterAllInTheFamilyOnCBSJE Reich
        5/22/16 3:42pm

        Isn’t the point of being rich that, in the face of a bad situation, your money insulates you or allows you to do things others can’t?

        In this case, “Oh, our tickets are counterfeit? No prob...HEY, PEOPLE BEHIND US...who wants $2000 for two tickets? No? How ‘bout FIVE GRAND for two tickets?”

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          GlassesJacketShirtFemaleEileenOnSundayNightsAfterAllInTheFamilyOnCBS
          5/22/16 6:47pm

          THANK YOU! He’s worth a billion fucking dollars. What a cheapskate! Just buy tickets from someone in the line for 10 grand. Make the news for a better reason.

          Also, why is he even buying them on stubhub like an idiot? Don’t you have an American Express concierge or something? Ugh, these silicon valley douchebags don’t even do being rich right...

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          Mr. Ogre of the Atlantic Canadian Ogres, of course.EileenOnSundayNightsAfterAllInTheFamilyOnCBS
          5/22/16 7:24pm

          Logical approach, I suppose. I like it.

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        ILikeThunderstormsJE Reich
        5/22/16 3:45pm

        He sounds like an ass. I’m glad he didn’t get to see Hamilton. HA!

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          MotherOfUnicorns will only call Trump Cheeto JesusJE Reich
          5/22/16 4:07pm

          Look obviously this guy is a douche face. He isn’t entertaining on Shark Tank at all but he did invest in a company that hopes to expand and help get girls interested in STEM. It is something that I would love for my daughter to get into. So I can’t hate on him too hard.

          Guys I watch too much Shark Tank but my toddler loves it... So I think that makes it okay.

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