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    CHAMPAGNE SHARKEiSHAJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 3:49pm

    Why is this on Jezebel?

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyCHAMPAGNE SHARKEiSHA
      5/20/16 3:54pm

      Why wouldn’t it be on Jezebel?

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      Memorykid-9CHAMPAGNE SHARKEiSHA
      5/20/16 3:56pm

      It's here because we hate you.

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 3:53pm

    Dear all Republicans,

    I guess his golfing comes in handy sometimes!

    Sincerely,

    A person who doesn’t get why Obama gets so much shit for golfing

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      AntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJWI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      5/20/16 4:05pm

      Because it’s only ok if GWB does it at his Texas ranch getaway!

      -Republicans, probably

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyAntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJW
      5/20/16 4:08pm

      HOW ARE YOU STILL GREY!?

      Seriously! I mean you got ungreyed on the very exclusive The Slot, yet not here?

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    Wife on MarsJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 3:53pm

    Trump did warn us that he could shoot someone and get away with it and not lose a supporter. Where is he today?

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      FeedTheDevilSoupWife on Mars
      5/20/16 3:58pm

      At an NRA convention in Kentucky - funnily enough.

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      GELLA - LLAPWife on Mars
      5/20/16 4:12pm

      Trump got endoreced by NRA today.

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    SipowitzJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 4:06pm

    When I saw shots fired near the White House, I thought this was going to be about another of Warren’s Twitter take downs of sawdust covered pile of toddler vomit sitting in mid-July sun in a Disney park, Donald Trump.

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      AntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJWSipowitz
      5/20/16 4:08pm

      Ooh that’s a really good one! Anna would be proud, I think.

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      SipowitzAntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJW
      5/20/16 4:15pm

      Something similar has probably been said before and I’m just doing a subconscious recall, no need to praise.

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    MisterMcGibbletsJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 3:55pm

    Witness says a guy approached White House gate with a gun and was shot by guards.

    Live local coverage here:

    http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Per...

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      RonnieMisterMcGibblets
      5/20/16 4:06pm

      Maybe he was protesting the fact that Obama wants to restrict his god-given 2nd amendment rights?

      Gun nut: “You’ll get my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”

      Secret Service Agent: “OK.”

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      zoe_koala (on_a_tricycle)MisterMcGibblets
      5/20/16 7:33pm

      The worst part was the traffic downtown/ in foggy bottom tonight.

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    paultoesJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 4:16pm

    Don’t panic. I’ve sent for this brave American who will keep POTUS safe while simultaneously giving us lap dances.

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      SL8Rgirl81paultoes
      5/20/16 4:32pm

      I found a good guy with a gun to back him up!

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    KatMarloweJoanna Rothkopf
    5/20/16 4:10pm

    According to multiple reports, an armed man approached the White House with a weapon that he was ordered to drop.

    “Look, you have a gun and I have a gun. Since we’re at a bit of a stalemate, why don’t you just let me shoot the President, then you can shoot me and then everybody wins. Well, except the President, but no deal is perfect. What do you say?”

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      AmeliaEJoanna Rothkopf
      5/20/16 3:57pm

      God bless America! Who knew that “Let freedom ring” would end up as endless storms of senseless gunfire? The Founders are proud.

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        ZhiBaChu: Awkward DetectiveAmeliaE
        5/20/16 4:06pm

        Well, that is how America came into being. Probably how we’re going out, too.

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      ChickendancerJoanna Rothkopf
      5/20/16 4:17pm

      Wow. The NRA & Drumfp are really going all out with their synergy & message today.

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        ILikeThunderstormsJoanna Rothkopf
        5/20/16 3:59pm

        Really glad the President wasn’t on the premises. I hope his family wasn’t either, and the only person who was shot was the dude with the gun.

        Scary stuff.

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