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    Dashiell HammletJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:27pm

    fuck this wife beating piece of shit drunkard

    that said, no jury, judge or executioner in the world wouldn’t believe his wife was cheating on him

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      LindaDashiell Hammlet
      5/23/16 3:31pm

      Give HER the $10 million for putting up with this piece of shit as long as she did.

      Cheat on you? Fuck yes I cheated on you. Consider yourself lucky I didn’t kill you.

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      Jerry-NetherlandDashiell Hammlet
      5/23/16 3:41pm

      However this part makes no sense:

      “O’Reilly intends to sue McPhilmy for $10 million on charges of misleading him about the terms of their separation agreement.”

      Shouldn’t he be suing his attorney if he was mislead on the terms of separation? How is this his ex-wife’s obligation?

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    tzimtzum does not existJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:32pm

    “Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve.” -Coco Chanel

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      Charlie tzimtzum does not exist
      5/23/16 3:57pm

      whoa.

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      That's So ReaganCharlie
      5/23/16 4:07pm

      “Nazis aren’t so bad.” -Coco Chanel

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    CatdogWhispererJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:34pm

    Bill O’Reilly plans to sue someone for being misleading. In other news, irony officially announced it's retirement today, saying it wanted to go out on top..

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      Dogs and Cats Living TogetherCatdogWhisperer
      5/23/16 4:10pm

      I like that you’re back cracking jokes on the reg.

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      IAmNotADamnWriterCatdogWhisperer
      5/23/16 5:38pm

      I think we can all agree to be adults and not make jokes that refer to the ex-wife as “Ms. McPhilmy Up” and such like.

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    ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:31pm

    In the same papers, the Fox News host accuses McPhilmy of using the proceeds of their separation to underwrite an affair with another man. And he wants the entire lawsuit to proceed in secret.

    Whenever I engage upon a sexual relationship with a potential partner, I always make sure to determine with certainty how said relationship will be underwritten.

    I am very, very popular with the ladies.

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      IIIlllReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      5/23/16 5:38pm

      Sounds like they separated and she used the money she got to find a new partner. That’s called life, Bill! Suck it up. You don’t get to maintain romantic control over someone you are divorcing. That ship has fucking sailed, buddy.

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      shelwoodReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      5/23/16 7:29pm

      I am picturing a short screen popping up saying, “This affair underwritten by Monsanto and Norwegian Cruise Lines.” I like it.

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    Quasar FunkJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:29pm

    Remember loofahs?

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      crouching tigerQuasar Funk
      5/23/16 3:30pm

      falafels?

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      Jerry-NetherlandQuasar Funk
      5/23/16 3:31pm

      I remember he called them “falafels”

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    America's WangJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 4:28pm
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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysAmerica's Wang
      5/23/16 4:54pm

      This is very good.

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      America's WangSyphilitic Scalia Says
      5/23/16 5:17pm

      I wish I could take credit for its creation.

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    GrumpyEagleJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:36pm

    Yet another reason he's the hero of paunchy middle-aged guys with greying goatees who are on their second wife, and who have NO IDEA why the first wife left except that she developed mental problems.

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      MaryAnningsDinosaursGrumpyEagle
      5/23/16 4:50pm

      You mean the guys who graduated from “the school of hard knocks,” at least according to their Facebooks?

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      TheDogIsStillBarkingMaryAnningsDinosaurs
      5/23/16 6:33pm

      I’ve never met a self-announced alumni of that place that I could tolerate for more than 5 minutes.

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    Sid and FinancyJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:29pm

    In my experience, one doesn’t need to obtain funds to carry on an extramarital affair. Maybe the cost of a Metrocard and a handle of Jim Beam.

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      KinjaNinjaOnABinjaSid and Financy
      5/23/16 4:03pm

      True, however, as David Lee Roth once said: money can’t buy you happiness - but! - it can buy you a yacht big enough to sail right up next to it.

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    ajliennnnJ.K. Trotter
    5/23/16 3:31pm

    There’s something scary about a guy who carries that much animosity five years after his marriage is over.

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      DirktaniusJ.K. Trotter
      5/23/16 5:08pm

      I’m sure the guy that sexually harassed a co-worker never cheated on his wife.

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        2k-jinDirktanius
        5/23/16 7:00pm

        I honestly don’t think he cheated on his wife. I mean, who in their right mind would want to fuck Bill O’Reilly?!

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        Dirktanius2k-jin
        5/24/16 9:09am

        That’s an excellent point. Can you really claim the moral high ground when you stay faithful not because you want to but because you keep getting turned down as you desperately seek to have an affair?

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