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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:40pm

    This is Pulitzer worthy. I say that in all sincerity.

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      handmadeproteinshakeEatTheCheeseNicholson
      5/24/16 2:15pm

      Never in my life had I ever read or thought I would read so many words about a weave.

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      Ed SpockEatTheCheeseNicholson
      5/24/16 2:50pm

      I’m sure that after Scott Walker reads this he’ll be asking the Koch Brothers to front him 60 grand so he can get his hair in shape for the 2020 presidential election.

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    Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:55pm

    This is a fascinating example of Trump’s poor financial management. Clearly he isn’t afraid to go under the knife (exhibit 1: his eyes have been lifted) and yet one can get the most natural hair transplants done by the best doctor in Beverly Hills for $10,000 - and that job will be undetectable (they only do them one hair at a time nowadays).

    Trump opted, instead, to go with this outrageously expensive alternative, performed by a ponzi-running charlatan, and requiring constant care, rather than getting proper surgical transplants done by a licensed surgeon - once. Bad decision, which could have been corrected anytime, but hasn’t been.

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      not_productiveJerry-Netherland
      5/24/16 1:59pm

      Pretty sure he’s also had more traditional plugs as well, probably along his forehead. I heard he also had a surgery to basically take skin out of the crown of his head so his bald spot would be smaller. Honestly, at a certain point on the road to baldness, it doesn’t matter how many things you do, you get a choice between looking like a desperate weirdo or just being a bald guy.

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      thoughtsrightmeowJerry-Netherland
      5/24/16 2:08pm

      Probably a good metaphor for how he’d run the country. Spend money on weird shit and deny, deny, deny.

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    ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:38pm

    Welp Ashley, you just secured your place on Trump’s list. I’ll see you in the work camp next January, along with probably most of the media.

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      salviatiReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      5/24/16 2:07pm

      She’s placed herself within the grasp of his short stubby fingers. There’s going to be hell toupée.

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      horseasaurusrexReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      5/24/16 2:09pm

      not to mention Rosie O’Donnell...

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    Wayward ApologyAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:50pm

    Can you even imagine caring about balding that much? $60k and $3k a month for such a horrible hairdo so people won’t think you are losing your hair, that’s not vanity, that is mental illness.

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      Pending ApprovalWayward Apology
      5/24/16 1:58pm

      I’m pretty sure he isn’t fooling anyone into thinking he has hair.

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      SktroopPending Approval
      5/24/16 2:09pm

      Actually, he's fooling himself into thinking he's fooling everyone that he has his real hair.

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    Ed SpockAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:38pm

    If it does cost $60,000, then yak ass hair is a hell of a lot more expensive than I was led to believe.

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      MattEd Spock
      5/24/16 1:41pm

      That’s quite the interesting commodity you’re speculating in. Is there a huge market for yak’s ass hair?

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      Ed SpockMatt
      5/24/16 1:46pm

      Apparently so. We’d better get our money together and move on it if we have a chance of cornering the market.

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    HerniaSandersAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:39pm
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      Tastes Like BurningHerniaSanders
      5/24/16 3:56pm

      The orange mean.

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      American ClassicHerniaSanders
      5/24/16 4:21pm

      Forget the hair. Those eyebrows. 😬 My God.

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    mostyoulostonacointossAshley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:38pm

    All I know is that this would be a devastating knuckleball if thrown.

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      Gamblor JDmostyoulostonacointoss
      5/24/16 1:41pm

      Looks like something Bugs Bunny would throw to strike out three batters with one pitch.

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      Jerry-NetherlandGamblor JD
      5/24/16 3:07pm

      Bugs wore it better

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    wordtrey2Ashley Feinberg
    5/24/16 1:42pm

    This is some Pulitzer prize shit as far as I’m concerned. 150 Days of Gasbag Deflation.

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      carborhaterAshley Feinberg
      5/24/16 1:43pm

      And they say journalism is dead.

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        Gamblor JDcarborhater
        5/24/16 1:50pm

        But do they say that about the thing living on Trump’s head?

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        TankMurdockcarborhater
        5/24/16 2:11pm

        Very nice piece. The article is very good as well.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesAshley Feinberg
      5/24/16 1:41pm
      GIF

      Snatch that shit.

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        RobNYCGeorgeGeoffersonLives
        5/24/16 2:13pm
        GIF
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        Classicblanca FilmGeorgeGeoffersonLives
        5/24/16 2:19pm

        No thank you please....

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