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    benjaminalloverGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 8:34am

    Virtual wall? Rhetorical deportation? The literal minded machismo-fueled base is not going to like that.

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      linnyqatbenjaminallover
      5/19/16 8:51am

      Heinz ketchup is the furthest thing from weak sauce. Nature’s most perfect condiment. The rest of your comment is fine.

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      betsynoirstupidburnerbenjaminallover
      5/19/16 8:52am

      Yeah, but they hate feeling wrong even more. I predict a lot of “OF COURSE IT WAS A VIRTUAL WALL DID YOU THINK IT WAS AN ACTUAL WALL HOW DUMB ARE YOU. THE MEDIA.”

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    MattGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 8:41am

    Watching him try to walk back all the crazy he’s spewed is going to be fun.

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      KyuzoMatt
      5/19/16 8:44am

      He’s already done it...he’s just saying he was full of shit. His supporters don’t care.

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      dengeatseggdropKyuzo
      5/19/16 8:53am

      Disagree. I bet his supporters are going to be SO confused. “What you mean there ain’t gonna be no wall/no immigrant bus/no ban on the jihadis?"

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 8:41am

    There are going to be so many pissed off racists.

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      IanCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      5/19/16 9:33am

      Do you think they care at this point? He could say every “policy proposal” (aka soundbite) he ever blurted out in the beginning was complete shit...and guess what? His supporters would let just a little more drool fall out of their mouths and still love this fuck. It’s all about celebrity at this point.

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      TrysteroIan
      5/19/16 9:37am

      Yes, at this point. Never before.

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    BobbySeriousGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 8:38am

    It’s just so perfect that the foundation of Trump’s campaign is....The Wall...

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      BobbySeriousBobbySerious
      5/19/16 8:54am

      OK, was supposed to be the following GIF in the above post...Kinja blows

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      HellishHarlotBobbySerious
      5/19/16 9:06am

      This gave me nightmares as a child and I thought I finally moved on from the trauma. Until now. Thanks asshole!

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    KyuzoGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 8:38am

    The virtual wall is already under construction:

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      MattKyuzo
      5/19/16 8:42am

      Maybe he finally got around to watching The Matrix?

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    ThrumbolioGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 9:00am

    “I call it a rhetorical deportation of 12 million people,” Collins said.

    I don’t know what to do with this sentence.

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      HellishHarlotThrumbolio
      5/19/16 9:09am

      Let’s rhetorically shove it up our asses. This seems to be how trump supporters think, so maybe we should be trying to utilize their technique for full understanding.

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      BIMming ItThrumbolio
      5/19/16 11:41am

      It’s a big enough word that most Trump supporters won’t understand it. Now, for most groups, this would cause them to pause and figure out what was actually said. In this case, though, they just decide that ‘rhetorical’ must mean ‘aggressive’, smile proudly at fearless leader, and happily move on with their day.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsGabrielle Bluestone
    5/19/16 9:05am

    Trump has clarified that there will be actual mimes placed at the Mexican border.

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      curiousGabrielle Bluestone
      5/19/16 9:15am

      “Yeah. It was a suggestion. Look, anything I say right now, I’m not the president,” Trump said in a radio interview with Fox News. “Everything is a suggestion, no matter what you say, it’s a suggestion.”

      So, anything and everything he says is just nothing. “Let’s invade Jupiter for their milk chocolate mines!” “Deregulate narwhal emissions!” “Fill the Grand Canyon with melted crayons!”

      He’s telling everyone that he’ll say literally anything to get votes. And his supporters just go along with it.

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        Kyle Griscurious
        5/19/16 10:30am

        I am not the president either.

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        curiousKyle Gris
        5/19/16 3:01pm

        It appears that if you say you are with enough pizzazz, somebody will believe you. Toss in some jazz hands for good measure.

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      ThenSAGabrielle Bluestone
      5/19/16 8:33am

      It’s just like how Hilary Clinton says her policies will benefit the middle class.

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        IanThenSA
        5/19/16 9:34am

        Look...I’m not a Hillary fan...but can we please...JUST ONCE, JUST FUCKING ONCE...stay on topic?

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      EugeneGabrielle Bluestone
      5/19/16 8:33am

      So trump is either trying to help Clinton win or he really is a dangerous man trying to destroy America.

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        helgaperezEugene
        5/19/16 8:47am

        I really thought at the begining that he might be a plant for the Democratic Party. If that were truly the case, I would roll around laughing in a field of sunlit daisies. Sadly, I think he is just what he looks like.

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        BIMming Ithelgaperez
        5/19/16 11:46am

        I wouldn’t be surprised if it started out that way, and then his ego took the reigns and took us here.

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