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    VoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriverBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:25am

    UP is one of those Pixar movies on my to watch list. I know it’s really good but i missed it in the theater and have somehow never made it a point to seek it out.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      5/18/16 9:27am

      Bring tissues.

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      rusholmeruffianVoteyMcVotefaceThePartyVoteDriver
      5/18/16 9:38am

      I saw it at a drive-in. It’s amazing and more than a little weird.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:28am

    Jack Antonoff

    Uh, if I were in showbiz, I’d probably choose a name that doesn’t sound as if I have a very specific insect fetish

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      Masshole JamesJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/18/16 9:31am

      Also, how am I supposed to tell them apart? I mean, really!

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      GELLA - LLAPMasshole James
      5/18/16 9:35am
      GIF
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    Masshole JamesBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:29am

    Mariah is coming for Christina’s crown...

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      agenttrembleMasshole James
      5/18/16 9:37am

      Someone needs to come for both their fillers.

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      mollymlf05Masshole James
      5/18/16 9:42am

      Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

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    eugene levy's eyebrowsBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:29am

    She was late and my friend called, so I missed Mariah on WWHL. These clips have made my morning.

    The Celine Dion stories that have been out in the past day are so heart-breaking. Now I want to go watch Up and ugly cry.

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      Katmandueugene levy's eyebrows
      5/18/16 9:56am

      She was late

      Not only was Mariah late, she made Andy give up his chair to her because “best side”. for the moment. Sometimes her other side is the best side. It was so diva.

      Andy got her back though. His poll question was whether her ring was “too big” or “just right”. “Just right” won, but it’s seriously ginormous.

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      eugene levy's eyebrowsKatmandu
      5/18/16 10:02am

      She is so ridiculously and unabashedly diva. But then she says something measured and self-aware, like she did about Bey and Jay. Mariah was part of my formative years, so I can’t help but love her.

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    The Noble RenardBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:20am

    Hello, the sides of Mariah’s boobs.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsThe Noble Renard
      5/18/16 9:39am

      I feel like they were waving back at you so it’s good you said something.

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      Tequila MockingbirdThe Noble Renard
      5/18/16 9:48am

      After a certain age, they become kind of dear, like sleeping puppies.

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    agenttrembleBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:26am

    OK I know wealth is relative and probably people who make 6 can’t an hour in sweatshops would call me a hypocrite buuuuut...

    If someone bought me an $18,000 bag, I’m not sure whether I would cry or punch them. EIGHTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! FOR A BAG! A BIT OF MATERIAL WITH A STRAP TO HOLD YOUR WALLET AND LOOSE CHANGE AND USED KLEENEX!!!!

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      murkydismalagenttremble
      5/18/16 10:09am

      You can do both!

      Which is exactly what I would do unless they gave me a receipt with which to return said bag. I got bills!

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      Decepticonradagenttremble
      5/18/16 10:35am

      Chanel isn’t sweat shops, it’s made by like middle classish people in Italy. Probably gives them arthritis, but they’re probably ok.

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    SodburgerBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:38am

    Jordin Sparks is basically Rita Ora. She remained marginally famous when she was engaged to f-list pop artist Jason Derulo but now? Who? I don’t know her.

    (Jk, double tap that ho was a highly underrated song)

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      murkydismalSodburger
      5/18/16 10:11am

      You shut your mouth. Jason Derulo is a TREASURE.

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      Sodburgermurkydismal
      5/18/16 10:16am

      Who?

      Ja-sOn-De-Ruuuu-Loo-OhH. Once I met him at a club in Seattle. He was short.

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    MadamsophiaBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:19am

    Mariah is the queen of shade and I understand what was trying to say/explain. We cant all be friends and hang out buddies. She does not know her like that.

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      helloitmeMadamsophia
      5/18/16 9:41am

      Ok buuuuuut... when Katy Perry or Taylor Swift (or any other A-lister) says anything less than super positive about another actress/singer we all throw a fit because there’s a special place in hell for women who etc. etc., but when Mariah Carey throws someone else under the bus it’s all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinahelloitme
      5/18/16 11:28am

      Mariah partly gets a pass because she’s a megatalent, and partly because she’s so damned funny about it.

      And she gets herself away clean. She did not say anything derogatory or even critical.

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    rusholmeruffianBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:50am

    ‘During last night’s Plead the Fifth, Andy asked if she could say three nice things about Nicki Minaj. After silently staring into his eyes for a while, she asks, “Can you?”’

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarusholmeruffian
      5/18/16 11:44am

      Ether?

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      rusholmeruffianDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      5/18/16 12:03pm

      Aye.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    5/18/16 9:34am

    Lena’s been vocal about wanting the “ring”.

    Guaranteed she waited until Jack fell back to sleep and shook the fuck out of those bouquets hoping one would fall out.

    I love a homemade card, especially if the sentiment is personalized. But pencil scrawl on butcher’s paper? It’s not like 30 on Friday the 13th would catch anyone unawares.

    /overtired rant over

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      5/18/16 9:38am

      she is brainwashing him in his sleep to give her a ring

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      murkydismalrandilynisFINDILYN
      5/18/16 10:07am

      I enjoy the image of Lena Dunham coming home to flowers and freaking out. “THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR MAH INSTA, JACK!!!!” Violently tearing butcher paper off the roll. “You should have sprung for the Edible Arrangements!”

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