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    SqarrJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:37pm

    I’m apparently not familiar with anything he’s done, but I hope somebody stomps the guy pretending to be him.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Sqarr
      5/17/16 6:42pm

      You should watch Brown Bunny. It is...THE BEST MOVIE THAT WAS EVER CREATED.

      Not really, don’t do it.

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      SqarrOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      5/17/16 6:44pm

      Wow, that looks terrible.

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    ThatFatScatCatJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:36pm

    Exceedingly private? Yeah, ok buddy. This guy seriously needs to fuck the hell off.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaThatFatScatCat
      5/17/16 6:49pm

      LOL that's fucking gross

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      ThatFatScatCatCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      5/17/16 6:54pm

      Dude, I know! Someone posted a screen cap of it on Jez the other day and I swear to god I was almost crying at how sad, creepy and egomaniacal is was.

      He kind reminds me of that douche from Entourage, come to think of it. Doesn’t matter which.

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    DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:46pm

    *Googles*

    Oh THAT guy. I really wish Chloë Sevigny had shown better taste...

    Okay, so here’s my prediction: The supposed fake is him, and he’s going to lose the lawsuit in the most embarrassing way possible, because Facebook will be able to prove it easily.

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      tealstarDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      5/17/16 6:51pm

      I think you are probably right.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      5/17/16 6:52pm

      He seems like the type of person who has mirrors, EVERYWHERE so he can see himself at all angles AT ALL TIMES.

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    BuffaloRudeJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:37pm

    Don’t discount that Gallo might be catfishing himself because he’s a pretentious and needy asshole.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaBuffaloRude
      5/17/16 6:47pm

      Twin thoughts!

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      AP BearBuffaloRude
      5/18/16 11:47am

      This is the same guy that offers a night with Vince Gallo on his cheesy ass website for 20k a pop. Also it has a disclaimer that he will take blacks and fats. This guy is a publicity seeking cheesball.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:49pm

    Hold on. So this women thought it was Vincent Gallo and she was into it? Like, she was voluntarily talking to Vincent Gallo? AND WANTED TO MEET HIM?

    This story has to be fake.

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      BenjaminSmuttinsOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      5/17/16 6:58pm

      It takes all types. Proof #2: Scott Disick

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.BenjaminSmuttins
      5/17/16 7:03pm

      I refuse to believe Scott Disick is a real person. Cyborg? Alien? Sentient pile of used tampons and banana peels? I DON’T KNOW, but not human!

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    Rule-Breaking MothJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:49pm

    We should all sue Vincent Gallo for making us remember that Vincent Gallo still exists.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Rule-Breaking Moth
      5/17/16 6:54pm

      There I was, going about my life and then BAM, Vincent Gallo. It will take me DAYS to forget his smarmy face.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:52pm

    The Lanham act pertains only to copyright infringement and false advertising.

    By his definition I should be able to sue Vince by his falsely pretending to be a non-terrible actor who makes non-garbage films.

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      mscoffeeJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/17/16 7:31pm

      *trademark infringement.

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    Flying SquidJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:59pm

    as he’s exceedingly private

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      iamnotanalogFlying Squid
      5/17/16 7:56pm

      Heavy set, older, red heads, and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill.

      Yeah, definitely seems like a guy who’s totally private and not crying for attention.

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    PrincessDaaimahJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 6:37pm

    What the hell??!!! Who in God’s name would want to pretend to be Vincent Gallo?

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      BenjaminSmuttinsPrincessDaaimah
      5/17/16 6:47pm

      At least try to be someone cool - Viggo Mortensen or Norman Reedus. On the other hand...this might be the perfect catfish, because as stated above, Vincent Gallo is the perfect blend of “famous” and irrelevant, aloof and needy to engage with randos on the interwebs. Viggo or Norman, not so much.

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      iamnotanalogPrincessDaaimah
      5/17/16 7:56pm

      Vincent Gallo, probably.

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    ShokesnowhasaprofilepictureJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    5/17/16 11:46pm

    Can someone sue him for being the original Vincent Gallo?

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