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    Marzipan in your Pie PlateBobby Finger
    5/17/16 3:56pm

    Whaaaaaa? I put my pyrex measuring cup in the dishwasher all the damn time!

    Yeah, that’s my only take away here. But I honestly don’t get emojis. Too old, I guess.

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      TrainGoesChooChooMarzipan in your Pie Plate
      5/17/16 4:21pm

      Me too! Is there some rule about this I wasn’t aware of?

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      Ms.ChanandlerBongMarzipan in your Pie Plate
      5/17/16 4:21pm

      Same here. Seriously, what?

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    spotofluffBobby Finger
    5/17/16 4:01pm

    I think Earth should start over

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      Sipowitzspotofluff
      5/17/16 4:05pm

      Hard reboot.

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      GELLA - LLAPSipowitz
      5/17/16 4:07pm

      And what do you mean by soft reboot?

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    Kara BrownBobby Finger
    5/17/16 5:32pm

    LIL B HAD HIS OWN EMOJIS BEFORE ALL THESE HOES

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      Resting Bitch faceKara Brown
      5/18/16 2:47am

      just came here to say that. smh fuck all of them!! LIL B WAS FIRST. Stay based.

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      CatAssKara Brown
      5/18/16 2:49pm

      AND THEY WERE THE BEST EMOJIS OF ALL TIME...OF ALL TIME!!!!

      Keep living that Based life...

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    32_FootstepsBobby Finger
    5/17/16 4:17pm

    I don’t know, a bag of ass is the first emoji that feels worth it to me. Tell me that you can’t think of something you’d call a bag of ass.

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      Ken Yadiggit32_Footsteps
      5/17/16 4:32pm

      It’ll be great for when you’re hungover and feel terrible and have no emoji to do it justice.
      “I feel like a BAG OF ASS”

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      32_FootstepsKen Yadiggit
      5/17/16 5:09pm

      That too, but I was just thinking of any situation where there’s concentrated awful.

      “I’m swamped at work; my boss just gave me a BAG OF ASS.”

      “Don’t ask about my blind date; total BAG OF ASS.”

      “I can’t believe the BAG OF ASS running for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.”

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    three08, dog fancierBobby Finger
    5/17/16 4:05pm

    i am torn between my fervid desire to believe these are not real, and not wanting to offend bobby by suggesting he could have dreamt up something this... well, this.

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      MisfitToythree08, dog fancier
      5/17/16 4:54pm

      Yeah, are these real? They can’t be, right?

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      caperclawthree08, dog fancier
      5/17/16 5:17pm

      Oh they’re real all right...

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    SipowitzBobby Finger
    5/17/16 4:04pm

    Bobby...

    GIF
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      Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantBobby Finger
      5/17/16 3:58pm

      Is Rob Kardashian’s soul trapped in this gif?

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        SheeshTheseNamesKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
        5/17/16 4:04pm

        Why are the ones that are supposed to Blac Chyna like half a shade darker than the Rob one?

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      Masshole JamesBobby Finger
      5/17/16 4:07pm

      You forgot this one...

      Which is, of course, the “gently cradling your unborn cash machine” emoji.

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        KenopizzaBobby Finger
        5/17/16 3:56pm

        I really feel like that slapped person looks a little bit too much like Lipstick Saleswoman Kylie Jenner...

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          GlitterfreezeKenopizza
          5/17/16 4:22pm

          Yup i don’t want to be reading too much into it but the eye makeup on all of the emojis are the same signature Chyna cat eye except for that one which has a smoky makeup so i think it must be representing someone else

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          Rihanna is the one trueKenopizza
          5/17/16 5:27pm

          yah I dont think that one is Chyna...

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        JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
        5/17/16 4:05pm
        GIF
        GIF
        GIF
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          LostInSpaceCampJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
          5/17/16 4:08pm
          GIF
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