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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeBrendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 1:44pm

    John Doe is probably the worst criminal ever. He always ends up caught or dead.

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      ThenSA╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      5/13/16 1:50pm

      I’ve always liked his band, X.

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      OneHeadLight╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      5/13/16 2:27pm

      He’s from Anytown, right?

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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 1:46pm

    John Doe, a Springsteen loving, football fan, adviser to Donald Trump, believes his identity being revealed would damage him politically.

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      MBCockDave
      5/13/16 2:03pm

      “He is also refusing to come out of his secret lair, the Xanadu Shopping Center, located in the Meadowlands, just before you get to the tolls.”

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      OneHeadLightMBCock
      5/13/16 2:35pm

      Xanadu is where the next big zombie movie should be filmed. One of the ‘Living Dead’ movies was filmed after hours at Monroeville Mall, in suburban Pittsburgh. Christie as zombie could be played by Jonah Hill.

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    Ed SpockBrendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 1:48pm

    Meanwhile, Rick Snyder is planning to have a huge “unindicted co-conspirator” party if that’s all that he ends up getting for the Flint Water Crisis.

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      DumpsterbabyEd Spock
      5/13/16 1:58pm

      This comment is vastly underappreciated.

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      gramercypoliceEd Spock
      5/13/16 2:11pm

      Can't wait to see the cake he has for that party!

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    BCDFGBrendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 2:26pm

    Hey Brendan. FYI, Jenny R. Kramer —the attorney for JOHN DOE— got her start with Lowenstein Sandler. (sauce: http://www.metrocorpcounsel.com/articles/5834/… )

    What’s interesting about that? The former chief counsel to Chris Christie, Chris Porrino, was at Lowenstein contemporary to Jenny Kramer’s tenure at the firm.

    Porrino returned there as a partner in 2015: https://www.lowenstein.com/cporrino/

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      zombiepandaBCDFG
      5/13/16 3:17pm

      Lowenstein Sandler also reps Bill Baroni, or at least they did during the subpoena process. http://www.northjersey.com/news/gwb-probe…

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      BCDFGzombiepanda
      5/13/16 3:40pm

      Interesting…

      I should have said, Kramer’s current firm is Chadbourne & Park. I think JOHN DOE was caught between conflicting demands of “vouched for by allies” and “distant from the indicted,” and went with a lawyer he could trust at a different firm.

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    Pegguy ArphexadBrendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 1:41pm

    Oh man I’d hit that...she’s hot.

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      OneHeadLightPegguy Arphexad
      5/13/16 2:45pm

      Have any of you ever fucked a lawyer? Unless you have, just shut up.

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      Sid and FinancyOneHeadLight
      5/13/16 3:33pm

      Everyone’s been fucked by a lawyer, whether they realize it or not.

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    gramercypoliceBrendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 2:19pm

    Luckily, there were cameras in the courtroom for today’s hearing.

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      Deadly the Eternalgramercypolice
      5/14/16 12:53am

      The judge’s first look is pristine, just pristine.

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    Tyrant BigglesBrendan O'Connor
    5/13/16 1:43pm

    John Doe is also concerned linking his name to Bridgegate in court documents will permanently harm his ability to score Springsteen tickets.

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      Alex RuthrauffBrendan O'Connor
      5/13/16 1:40pm

      Christie or GTFO.

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        Jerry-NetherlandBrendan O'Connor
        5/13/16 2:11pm

        One might think John Doe might be, perhaps, a former US Attorney, who could play the court system like a fiddle; who would flood the court with motions until he’s out of, let’s say, a high elected office.

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          Sid and FinancyBrendan O'Connor
          5/13/16 2:01pm

          “Furthermore, your honor, my anonymous client moves for a sandwich recess in the proceedings forthwith.”

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