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    Ashley FeinbergKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:15pm

    I accept no responsibility for the fact that Mark Zuckerberg only allows 90 minutes worth of live video at a time. I expect a written apology from him soon—will keep you all updated.

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      Emil C.Ashley Feinberg
      5/12/16 6:16pm
      GIF
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      not_productiveAshley Feinberg
      5/12/16 6:22pm

      I expect Hayden Christensen to play you in the movie adaptation of your autobiography about this incident.

      Don’t let me down.

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    HypnoCatKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:17pm

    I can’t tell if this is a joke.

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      OraleVottoHypnoCat
      5/12/16 6:27pm

      That’s the new Gawker slogan

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHypnoCat
      5/12/16 6:27pm

      You’ve been here too long, then.

      Time for a vacation.

      I took a Gawker sabbatical and came back refreshed and almost disease-free.

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    LordBurleighKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:19pm

    feinberg for prez

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      Deadly the EternalLordBurleigh
      5/12/16 6:49pm

      #MakeAmericaFeinAgain

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      gramercypoliceLordBurleigh
      5/12/16 7:08pm

      A candidate to unite all Americans! The Quinnipiniiiac Poll of registered voters who carry Blackberry phones looks very promising:

      Ashley Feinberg: 82.3%

      Donald Trump: 31.8%

      Hillary Clinton: 49.0%

      Disclaimer: Margin of error is +/- 51%, and the totals add up to more than 100% because the polling entity is not very good.

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    skinnieminnieKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:37pm

    Slow news day, huh?

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      Ashley Feinbergskinnieminnie
      5/12/16 6:53pm

      No.

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      Pegguy ArphexadAshley Feinberg
      5/12/16 6:56pm

      All evidence to the contrary.

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    MisterMcGibbletsKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:21pm

    How is there only one post under the damnit ashley tag?

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      BlastProcessingMisterMcGibblets
      5/13/16 7:59am

      Because grownups don’t spell it “damnit.” It’s “dammit,” dammit!

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    SplatworthyKelly Stout
    5/12/16 7:01pm

    Generally I think all use guys do great work but churning out half hearted video content for Zucker bucks is some sad shit. Obvs not directed to you, just some old ‘truth to power.’ Being like 'We will do editorial stuff for money' doesn't exactly help the brand. Djounowhatimean?

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      shelwoodSplatworthy
      5/12/16 7:07pm

      All use guys? Like SUVs?

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      Splatworthyshelwood
      5/12/16 8:09pm

      The utes. I mean the utes.

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    tnsofkingsqnzKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:47pm

    “As of 6pm today Feinberg will be suspended without pay until 9am tomorrow.”

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      Ph Dad wants an ally cookietnsofkingsqnz
      5/12/16 7:23pm

      HamNo’s union thugs well make sure that never happens.

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    Cam/ronKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:18pm

    [Disclosure: Facebook has launched a program that pays publishers, including theNew York Times and Buzzfeed, to produce videos for its Facebook Live tool. Gawker Media, Gizmodo’s parent company, recently joined that program.]

    This morning, Clickhole aired a live 90-minute video of a bored guy trying to do 40 celebrity impressions. It was a tragicomedy.

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      HypnoCatCam/ron
      5/12/16 6:19pm

      ALL of Clickhole is a tragicomedy.

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      Cam/ronHypnoCat
      5/12/16 6:21pm

      I was recently enlightened by their oral history of Paul Newman bottling up his beloved “wetness” into Newman’s Own dressing.

      http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-h…

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    DisMyBurnerBaeKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:44pm

    A lot of things are facebooks fault. Like all those hawtie samoan chicks I used to chat w/ on Myspace aren’t around anymore/ they turned out to be 60 year old white guys who like Duckhunters

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      StarttheFansPleaseDisMyBurnerBae
      5/12/16 8:52pm

      Fake Samoan girlfriends? Instead of catfishing, would that be called Manta Re’ing?

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      DisMyBurnerBaeStarttheFansPlease
      5/16/16 6:20pm

      They were real samoans, and real women. But nah girlfriends :). No e-secks. Just hellow wassupt type shit. :)

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    curiousKelly Stout
    5/12/16 6:39pm

    You people owe me $140MM*.

    * Repaired

    ETA: Fuck it. I’ll settle for a bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Tiparillos

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      kareemacurious
      5/12/16 6:43pm

      One hundred-forty milimeter dollars?

      Wut?

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      TireFirecurious
      5/12/16 6:54pm

      Tiparillos!

      Damn, son, even Wild Turkey deserves a nice Romeo y Julieta or something.

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