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    RubyCan'tFailEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 5:54pm

    “Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

    Oh my god what is this guy and is this performance art.

    EDIT: I went to the site to see who said this and and was able to guess correctly solely based on the pictures. The goatee just gave him away.

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      agenttrembleRubyCan'tFail
      5/12/16 6:04pm

      Oh my god that whole list is ONE GUY?! Ughhhhh just buy a sex doll already, dude.

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      RubyCan'tFailagenttremble
      5/12/16 6:06pm

      Yeah, the list with the floppy hair and the goatee makes me deeply suspicious that he’s trolling. If he wears a fedora in the first episode I’m calling it.

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    Space_RockerEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 5:56pm

    What are your deal-breakers when it comes to relationships?

    “Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

    “Because chicks, AMIRITE?!”

    Fuck off.

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      GELLA - LLAPSpace_Rocker
      5/12/16 5:59pm

      ohh he is a keeper.

      also add this and he can be Trump

      Do you consider yourself a romantic and why?

      “Yes, I believe I’m in touch with my sexual energy and it’s very powerful and beautiful.”

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      LeliluSpace_Rocker
      5/12/16 6:01pm

      “I just want a babe who will sit still, look hot, not eat, and listen to me talk about how awesome I am. Only when I want to what to.”

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    rollsniderollEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 6:25pm

    Would someone please explain Santa up there?

    And WHAT IS WITH these dudes who list their jobs as “Former _____”? Does this mean they’re unemployed? Or just not as cool as they used to be in the Marines/NFL/what have you?

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      MisfitToyrollsnideroll
      5/12/16 6:29pm

      Prolly unemployed. I feel like that’s what “personal trainer” usually means, too.

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      awesomeandrearollsnideroll
      5/12/16 6:36pm

      Someone put “Hipster”
      I did not realize this was an occupation

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    No Math After 5PMEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 6:04pm

    I want to experience someone from the inside out.

    Settle down, Dr. Lecter.

    GIF
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      agenttrembleNo Math After 5PM
      5/12/16 6:12pm

      I hope the producers did a thorough background check on that guy...

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      randilynisFINDILYNNo Math After 5PM
      5/12/16 6:26pm
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    rollsniderollEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 6:07pm

    “Who do you admire most in the world and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.

    What’s your worst date memory? A girl got blackout drunk and passed out during dinner.

    If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.

    Do you enjoy camping? Yes! Did a lot of it in the Marine Corps.

    If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.”

    AND YOU WONDER WHY THE POOR WOMAN GOT BLACKOUT DRUNK.

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      MisfitToyrollsnideroll
      5/12/16 6:35pm

      Fucking Chad.

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      Seabassyrollsnideroll
      5/12/16 10:01pm

      You left out the brilliant closer:

      “What is your greatest achievement to date? Being born good looking.”

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    WillTheyorWon'tThey?Ellie Shechet
    5/12/16 5:55pm

    Maybe the bachelorette should be Mark Cuban. There could be a Shark Tank crossover.

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      agenttrembleWillTheyorWon'tThey?
      5/12/16 6:02pm

      Maybe there should be a challenge where they set up a fake life or death scenario and force the men to choose between saving her or Mark Cuban, and whoever chooses Mark Cuban gets eliminated? And possibly also shot into the sun to “experience the process” of going to space?

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      Bokbunzajoo1WillTheyorWon'tThey?
      5/12/16 6:05pm

      I read these answers out loud to my husband and when I got to the Mark Cuban part he was laughing so hard he almost choked.

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    quesoquesoquesoEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 7:23pm

    1. Ali and Christian, you guys look alllllriiiiight. More cute racially diverse guys please. Generic white boys, you’re boring and a bunch of you are extremely mediocre-looking.

    2. James F., James S., and James Taylor. GTFO James Taylor.

    3. No one named Vinny should be allowed on.

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      kemperboydquesoquesoqueso
      5/12/16 8:00pm

      James S looks like a fucking puppet, like straight up a muppet in human form.

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      DancyPantsquesoquesoqueso
      5/13/16 4:34am

      Also, why does James Taylor get to use his full name, and everyone else only gets an initial?

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    kingwolfEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 5:58pm
    All-time favorite movies:
    “Gladiator” (6 people answered this)
    “Dumb and Dumber” (4 people answered this)
    “Braveheart” (3 people answered this)
    “I don’t have faves, but one top recent movie was The Revenant.”

    Thousands of movies to choose from throughout history and many people had the same answers? Come on. At least the last response sounds like they thought about it.

    What are your deal-breakers when it comes to relationships?
    “Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

    What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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      EmilyPosterchildkingwolf
      5/12/16 6:03pm

      For some reason this:

      “Motivated, handsome, genuine”

      terrifies me more than anything else.

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      NYCGradGalkingwolf
      5/12/16 8:26pm

      Ugh right ? Every person they pick is SO aggressively vanilla. I have a theory they do it on purpose so the average American can sort of superimpose themselves on the contestants ala twilight. Like create an empty vessel of a character so everyone can relate to her because she has literally no personality.

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    FIGJAMEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 6:22pm

    “Yes, I believe I’m in touch with my sexual energy and it’s very powerful and beautiful.”

    He means his penis right? I mean, that’s where all my sexual energy is. I wouldn’t say it’s VERY powerful but, you know, it gets the job done. In the right light, it’s cute—not beautiful, but cute.

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      DeedeezFIGJAM
      5/13/16 9:38am

      No wonder men have trouble with romance.....Because we all know that romance equals offering up a penis.....all women love that. A romantic picnic were he “took it out”. Dreamy!

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    GELLA - LLAPEllie Shechet
    5/12/16 5:57pm
    GIF
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