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    Nolamama69Bobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:00pm

    I’m going on 47 and if I turned up pregnant (let alone with my *4th child) I would hurl myself off the nearest cliff.

    *I have 3 children, one of which is currently a teenager. 3 children is too many. Don't do it.

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      JavaCoastNolamama69
      5/11/16 3:02pm

      I’m about to turn 35 but feel exactly the same. Way too old and tired to start that shit all over again.

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      redboxersClintonNolamama69
      5/11/16 3:10pm

      1 is 1 but 2 is 20.

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    darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneBobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:05pm

    Moving on, Nicole Kidman is 48 and pregnant with her third child with Australian flat iron salesman Keith Urban. (I forgot they had two.) (I regularly forget they’re married.) (I sometimes forget Urban exists.)

    SAME!

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      Sipowitzdarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      5/11/16 3:10pm

      It’d be sexier if she were knocked up by Karl Urban.

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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneSipowitz
      5/11/16 3:12pm

      Bones can give me the bone anytime

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:09pm

    hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?

    This cat.

    You know who that cat looks nothing like? Claire Danes.

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      junwellorandilynisFINDILYN
      5/11/16 3:13pm

      Weirdly this is one of the rare times where I see the resemblance. Something about their respective mouths.

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      randilynisFINDILYNjunwello
      5/11/16 3:16pm

      The mysterious smile.

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    lunchcomaBobby Finger
    5/11/16 2:48pm

    Nicole Kidman is 48 and had her youngest child by using a surrogate. You’d think the tabloids could invent something a little more believable. Do women get to escape pregnancy rumors when they turn 50? When they publicly have hysterectomies? Ever?

    Theorizing that Mary-Kate Olsen is pregnant because she went a few hours without a cigarette is both hilarious and sort of plausible, though.

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      PhyllisNeflerlunchcoma
      5/11/16 3:04pm

      Nope, because there is a current Janet Jackson “Pregnant at 50!” making the rounds.

      No one is safe.

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      MsMymlanlunchcoma
      5/11/16 3:11pm

      The oldest verified mother to conceive naturally (listed currently in the Guinness Records[8]) is Dawn Brooke (UK); she conceived a son at the age of 59 years in 1997 while taking estrogen.

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:01pm
    • Khloe Kardashian thinks “everything” Caitlyn Jenner does “is just for TV and ratings.”
    • GIF

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      MsMymlanSnacky_Onassis
      5/11/16 3:08pm

      “Good books articles tell the truth, even when they’re about things that never have been and never will be. They’re truthful in a different way.”

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      I made a pigeonratSnacky_Onassis
      5/11/16 3:17pm

      As opposed to the rest of the Kardashian-Jenners, who only do things for the scientific and social advancement of mankind, the arts and the environment

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    Margaret Jean PerflipisklupBobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:01pm

    I have never been more sure of anything in my life than that whoever mistook Nicole Richie for a homeless person did not respond the way the magazine says she did.

    Except maybe that it happened at all.

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      randilynisFINDILYNMargaret Jean Perflipisklup
      5/11/16 3:35pm

      I love when the obvious ones get called out.

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      BlatzSplatzrandilynisFINDILYN
      5/11/16 3:46pm

      There’s no way that cop reacted like that.

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    BusPassTrollop curls up and diesBobby Finger
    5/11/16 2:57pm

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK everybody is pregnant, then? Am I pregnant? I’m probably pregnant.

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      FeedTheDevilSoupBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      5/11/16 3:54pm

      I’ve been craving french fries all day and I never crave french fries. Must be pregnant too.

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      Desperate for a Shag GilesFeedTheDevilSoup
      5/11/16 3:56pm

      I’m eating french fries now. Crap it’s spreading.

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    KatMarloweBobby Finger
    5/11/16 2:58pm

    Sources say the couple has been trying “aggressively” to conceive

    GIF
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      thetallblonde loves twinjaKatMarlowe
      5/11/16 3:02pm
      GIF
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      PhyllisNeflerthetallblonde loves twinja
      5/11/16 3:03pm

      All Time Top Three Favorite Gif

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    PhyllisNeflerBobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:06pm

    She went on to say, “Oh yes, I am most certainly a real person tra la la! All humans speak in this manner, do they not?”

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      Margaret Jean PerflipisklupPhyllisNefler
      5/11/16 3:19pm

      I didn’t have the patience to screenshot, but I had the exact same reaction.

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      Snacky_OnassisPhyllisNefler
      5/11/16 3:31pm

      approached with a $5 bill raised the first flag.

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    jordanbakerBobby Finger
    5/11/16 3:30pm

    I’m still mad at that cat for sleeping with Billy Cruddup when Mary Louise Parker was pregnant with his baby, and then being totally dismissive about how shitty that was.

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      accesscodejordanbaker
      5/12/16 2:05am

      Yes, she talked about how hard it was for HER at the time. Yes, it was so hard for you to watch another woman get dumped and be pregnant and without the father, Claire.

      Of course, Billy is the one who should feel really, really bad.

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      jordanbakeraccesscode
      5/12/16 10:35am

      100%, Billy should be shot out of a cannon pointed straight at the sun.

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