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EvanrudeJohnsonAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:41pm
Can’t wait for the Donald Trump tweet: “We both have Jew son in laws, but at least mine makes people money, not like this loser.”
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  XrdsAlumEvanrudeJohnson
  5/11/16 1:43pm
  Wish I could give this more stars, but instead may I suggest dropping in a “Sad!” at the end of it?
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  WhatthefoxsaysEvanrudeJohnson
  5/11/16 1:46pm
  The NY Observer is profitable? Really?
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MBCockAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:37pm
Why in fuck’s name would you ever bet on the Greek economy unless your plan is to somehow short it? It’s been in the shitter forever.
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  BernieLosesPortlandMBCock
  5/11/16 1:42pm
  he chose Chelsea Clinton as his wife, so you should know this guy isn’t remotely close to the sharpest tool in the shed,
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  Russell M. JimmiesMBCock
  5/11/16 1:43pm
  As a “hedge.” E.g., if you’re already short the Greek economy by $100m, it might make sense to make a small long investment, which could potentially earn a massive return if Greece somehow rebounded.
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XrdsAlumAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:41pm
“I know you’re skeptical about investing in the fund, but forced austerity will turn the Greek economy around! I just know it, because what else are we left with at the End of History but the natural and self-correcting forces of the free market? Ask my mother-in-law (you know who she is, right?).”

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  AnastraceXrdsAlum
  5/11/16 2:31pm
  Austerity is the only way to fix these things. I mean look at what it has done for say...Italy and Portugal. Um...wait, don’t look at those. Look at my jingly shiny keys!
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  XrdsAlumAnastrace
  5/11/16 2:43pm
  They are pretty and shiny, and could only be the product of a completely unregulated and perfectly efficient market!
  
  Please join Marc Mezvinsky in investing in the new Eaglevale Key and Safe Opportunity fund. It can’t miss.
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Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:43pm
Marc Mezvinsky’s father, Edward Mezvinsky went to prison for bank fraud. That family is clearly not good with money. (On Wall St., of course, this will in no way impede Marc’s next venture, nor those who invest in him)
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  FreakanatchaJerry-Netherland
  5/11/16 1:57pm
  Knowing the Clintons, I suspect the lesson Marc learned from his father’s incarceration was that lying and cheating is good fun as long as you marry into a politically connected family.
  
  Any takers on a bet that he winds up at Treasury or Goldman? Or knowing Hillary’s hiring practices, he will do both at the same time.
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  Doofenschmirtz, Inc.Freakanatcha
  5/11/16 2:02pm
  He’s already worked for Goldman. His fund right now was started by him and his former Goldman Sachs buddies.
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Wayward ApologyAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:43pm
So you are saying I shouldn’t have dumped my life savings into the Venezuela economy last week? Fuck.
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  Jerry-NetherlandWayward Apology
  5/11/16 1:45pm
  I’ve got a Water Park in California for you...
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  PeeEssAyJerry-Netherland
  5/11/16 2:27pm
  Just start growing almonds on the waterslide and you'll be fine.
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KrugerrantAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:38pm
One Maureen Dowd is more than enough, Ashley.
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  Cam/ronKrugerrant
  5/11/16 1:43pm
  
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  DidYouReallyRespondToMyComment?Krugerrant
  5/11/16 1:44pm
  Next thing you’ll be opposed to my “gofundme” to clone Peggy Noonan in a vat of Tito’s Vodka.
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Fred Garvin Male ProstituteAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:39pm

GIF

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  BabyGroundhogEyesFred Garvin Male Prostitute
  5/11/16 2:57pm
  Kinda dropped the soap—Inna Greek monetary parlance, right ?
  
  (ETA: Didn’t know that little honey boo-boo rat-child was Greek, either!)
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  Ry-bones, FiST pilotFred Garvin Male Prostitute
  5/11/16 2:58pm
  User name checks out.
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Grimace is a Butt PlugAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:42pm

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Fabian KnockwurstAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 1:49pm
Is this supposed to reflect on Hillary somehow? Is there some style-book on how many “removes” from the candidate before we don’t typically make mention of their disturbing actions? Because i’ve yet to hear about any of Trump’s various ex-in-laws activites, or all the felonies of Trump’s childrens’ one-time paramours.
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  Cyrils-cashmere-sweater-vestFabian Knockwurst
  5/11/16 1:51pm
  Gawker reported on Ivanka’s husband last week.
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  Desi_RelafordFabian Knockwurst
  5/11/16 1:54pm
  There was a story two days ago about how Chris Christie prosecuted Trump’s son-in-law’s father.
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SoapBoxcarWillieAshley Feinberg
5/11/16 2:11pm
Plenty of these politically connected finance types thought that they were going to make a killing in Greece. They were certain that through some combination of austerity and bailout that things would normalize. I guess they didn’t predict the rise of the radical-left Syriza party.

So, if things had worked out, Mezvinsky would have made a lot of money for himself and his limited partners. Even though things didn’t work out, he’s still doing just fine—oh, the asymmetry of it all! However, I will note that most if not all of the investors were probably “sophisticated” enough to know the risks of investing in such a situation—$25 million is probably too small for institutions.
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  WhatthefoxsaysSoapBoxcarWillie
  5/11/16 2:33pm
  Yeah, a $25M fund is basically a throwaway. It’s like betting on the Yo in craps.
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  boaboaboatengtengtengWhatthefoxsays
  5/11/16 2:46pm
  So the $25 mil hedge-fund is just how rich people tip the dealer?
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