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    The Ancient BooerEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 5:01pm

    Wouldn’t this project have been more relevant 10 years ago?

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      Ms.ChanandlerBongThe Ancient Booer
      5/11/16 5:07pm

      Seriously. 10 years ago I would have rolled my eyes at this, but at least it would have made some sort of sense. Now? It’s just downright pathetic. Paris, nobody is thinking of you anymore. Nor do they care to know your secrets.

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      PhyllisNeflerMs.ChanandlerBong
      5/11/16 5:12pm

      *whispers from the corner*

      i will still watch this

      *scurries off into the dark*

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    PhyllisNeflerEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 5:02pm

    Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe

    GIF
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      Ms.ChanandlerBongPhyllisNefler
      5/11/16 5:05pm

      This is perfect.

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      DashleyinCaliPhyllisNefler
      5/11/16 5:10pm
      GIF
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    randilynisFINDILYNEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 6:09pm

    “I made a film in Ibiza. To show Kim Kardashian I was cool. When I finally got sober I felt 10 years older but fuck it, it was something to do”

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      TrouvéerandilynisFINDILYN
      5/11/16 6:28pm

      Is that a song lyric? Is Paris Hilton sober? Was her lack of sobriety a problem in the past?

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      randilynisFINDILYNTrouvée
      5/11/16 6:48pm

      It’s a lyric from Mike Posner’s “I Took A pill In Ibiza”. I don’t think Paris has any substance issues at all (unlike most of the crowd in Ibiza)

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    wafflesfriendsworkEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 5:03pm

    It’s not fair to call it “unflinching” when they have no idea how the audience will react.

    I, for one, predict lots of flinching on my part.

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      collodioncrustedwafflesfriendswork
      5/11/16 5:07pm

      I already flinched!

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      nightvalewafflesfriendswork
      5/11/16 5:13pm
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      Me too.

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    drunkbeagleEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 5:06pm

    I’m excited to watch this I love Paris and especially love the growth she has shown over the last 10 years.

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      BusPassTrollop curls up and diesdrunkbeagle
      5/11/16 5:09pm

      LOL

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      Ms.ChanandlerBongdrunkbeagle
      5/11/16 5:30pm

      So much growth.

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    FluterDaleEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 6:04pm

    That thing when you read, “Mother to Tinkerbell,” immediately know what the author is referencing, and then wonder why you remember that but not where you put your passport.

    My brain is full of useless 2000s information.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaFluterDale
      5/11/16 7:28pm

      I know exactly where my passport is, but it is not where it belongs.

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      jpomonkeyFluterDale
      5/12/16 12:34am

      Truth. I often wonder if all the celebrity news and music lyrics from the 90s crowding my brain is making in harder to keep more relevant information in there.

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    No-Mi SkyeEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 5:42pm

    It’s going to be titled “Who again?”

    Just kidding, she’s totally going to call it “Kim Used To Be My Maid WTF.”

    But seriously, it’s going to be called “I’m Still Famous ... Seriously TAKE MY PICTURE!... Please?!”

    If I wasn’t being clear enough, I’m happy that Nicole was the one to come out of A Simple Life with further stardom. She was honestly the funny one and Paris got all the credit for her Nic’s best lines.

    “That’s Hot! was a Nicole phrase that I latched onto!” Is also a name she’s considering.

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      DamnRedfordNo-Mi Skye
      5/11/16 9:04pm

      “That’s hot” may have been Nicole’s line, but only Paris Hilton can deliver it with her signature lack of charisma.

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    randilynisFINDILYNEllie Shechet
    5/11/16 6:05pm

    Anybody else here flinching?

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      Hoyo AfrikaEllie Shechet
      5/11/16 5:06pm

      Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe

      GIF
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        JaneEyre27Ellie Shechet
        5/11/16 7:52pm

        “Ten years after she ceased being relevant, Paris Hilton struggles to remain relevant.”

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