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    SqarrJE Reich
    5/10/16 11:41pm

    Eat each other, you sick fucks.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Sqarr
      5/10/16 11:42pm

      Sqarr, I can always count on you for a positive word. You are a big ball of sunshine.

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      SqarrOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      5/10/16 11:43pm

      I’m very tired of this election cycle. :x

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    KingOfKongJE Reich
    5/10/16 11:31pm

    Christie makes the most sense. He was the first guy to give up and genuflect before the Donald, not to mention that he helped take Rubio (who actually was the biggest threat to Trump) out by pushing him around in that one debate. Let’s dispel with the fiction that anyone else is going to be Trump’s VP pick, ok?

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      Cherith CutestoryKingOfKong
      5/10/16 11:38pm

      Two Northeast caricatures of NY/NJ dudes that much of the party loathes and, for reasons that make little sense, consider liberals?

      Ben Carson makes more sense. Evangelical, Trump would think that would erase his. racism, appeals to the parts of the party that loathe him, and he also got on board early.

      To be clear, I’m not saying it won’t happen. He’ll do what he wants. Just that it seems unwise for him.

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      dalilaKingOfKong
      5/10/16 11:41pm

      I don’t know, I think you could make a strong case for Donald Jr.

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    SarsAttacksJE Reich
    5/11/16 12:06am

    a leather satchel abandoned by a tourist in the Mojave desert

    Aren’t we all just tourists, though, in the Mojave desert of... Trump’s hairless nutsack?

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      Little Red HatchbackSarsAttacks
      5/11/16 12:39am

      I did not need to picture that right before bed.

      I just didn’t.

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      goddessoftransitorySarsAttacks
      5/11/16 1:23am

      The withered, wrinkled mesa of his nutsack?

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    SarsAttacksJE Reich
    5/11/16 12:10am

    I have his exact same hairline (kinda fetus-y fivehead thing, with a bad sidepart and just a suggestion of a cowlick), but I wear it much better, I must say. His is a noggin just crying out for burn-sides and a professional eyebrow-plucking.

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      SarsAttacksSarsAttacks
      5/11/16 12:13am

      To his credit, he has a much better complexion and less wrinkles.

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      jinniSarsAttacks
      5/11/16 12:58am

      Marco Rubio isn’t bad looking. That’s not his problem for sure.

      Just bland and whingey.

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    dalilaJE Reich
    5/10/16 11:39pm

    Uh that’s Sid Meier’s Civilization V: Brave New World.

    Just so you know.

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      one time i ate a salad without cheesedalila
      5/10/16 11:50pm

      What are you talking about that’s clearly Sid Meier’s Civilization 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

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      Smarktalkone time i ate a salad without cheese
      5/11/16 1:23am

      I won’t have you besmirch the good name of Civ II.

      Pistols at dawn near the old oak tree.

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    32_FootstepsJE Reich
    5/11/16 1:52am

    Did Marco Rubio always look like he just came from a visit from the Uncanny Valley, or is that top pic just him finally letting it all hang out?

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      No1CurrAboutYourBoner32_Footsteps
      5/11/16 3:16am

      Really? Cruz and Trump look much more Uncanny Valley to me than Rubio.

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      32_FootstepsNo1CurrAboutYourBoner
      5/11/16 9:27am

      Well, yes, the Republicans in general are really churning out the impostors lately. I’m just wondering specifically about Rubio here.

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    PhiBetaCrappaJE Reich
    5/10/16 11:37pm

    I hate that I now live in a world that makes me actually respect Marco Rubio. And yet that’s what intense hatred for Donald Drumpf does for me. Hey, Marco, you ride those antagonistic coattails as long as you can! Show off the heels while you’re at it! #AnythingButTrump

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      AntisocialJusticeWarrior is not Anti-SJWJE Reich
      5/10/16 11:39pm

      (This is more or less the equivalent of an angsty tween being asked if she’ll still be going to the middle school dance despite the fact she doesn’t have a date, answering with “ugh whatever lame,” and then riding off into the sunset on her Razor scooter.) (Not like I have any personal experience with that one or anything.)

      This is adorable.

      My bet is on Christie for VP.

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        Citizen-KangJE Reich
        5/11/16 10:38am

        “...Trump seems to think that nuclear warfare is about the same as playing Sid Meier’s Civilization II.”

        In Trump’s defense, who among us hasn’t stockpiled a nuclear arsenal in Civilization II and let them go all at once just to watch the world burn? It’s hellaciously fun turning the entire world into a beaded-glass parking lot until the fallout poisons everything, amirite or amirite?

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          This is Bat CountryJE Reich
          5/11/16 12:13pm

          A lot of good guesses about Trump’s VP pick, but aren’t people overlooking the obvious? Vladimir Putin.

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