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    Indiana van der RoheSam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:28pm

    Pretty sweet fukin beard though.

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      dothedewIndiana van der Rohe
      5/10/16 2:29pm

      .

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      DoobyOneIndiana van der Rohe
      5/10/16 2:32pm

      Fuck, it looks like Gene Simmons will do anything for a buck.

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    JT_Pearland146Sam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:25pm

    Are those M16's they are holding in that second picture, and follow up question, are those American made?

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      PeteRRJT_Pearland146
      5/10/16 2:29pm

      They are AR-pattern rifles. Most likely M4s. And most likely manufactured in the US. Probably captured from Iraqi Army stocks.

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      festivusaziliJT_Pearland146
      5/10/16 2:45pm

      Follow-follow-up question: is the guy on the right wearing an engagement ring? Ring finger, right hand.

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    911DucktailSam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:33pm

    He looks like a Fred Armisen character. seriously.

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      theoldtyo911Ducktail
      5/10/16 4:37pm

      Exactly my thought too!

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      Louis S. Stool911Ducktail
      5/10/16 5:31pm

      Good call. I couldn’t describe it ... But I’m also feeling like it could maybe be Chris Kattan

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    LordSnow1421Sam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:31pm

    That fucking beard, man. It’s like brother Jebediah missed his exit on the way to the barn raisin’ and just fell in with the wrong crowd.

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      StenchofaburnerLordSnow1421
      5/10/16 2:35pm

      The beard looks like it’s drawn with one of those infomercial hair loss disguise sprays. It looks like a textured spray paint.

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      LBJpantorderLordSnow1421
      5/10/16 2:35pm

      One hell of a rumspringa.

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    AnastraceSam Biddle
    5/10/16 3:44pm

    I’m glad this m’fer is dead. I’ve seen his brutality, and it is horrifying. Based on that uniform, I’m guessing he was using meat camo in a marketplace. You think you are going to get some carved meat, and bam, you are dead. Meat camo, not just for madmen anymore.

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      suppiluliumasAnastrace
      5/10/16 4:49pm

      Yeah, this cretin was notorious even by Daesh standards. The Open Letter to Baghdadi calls him out specifically for his crime of killing people for not being able to answer questions about any and all points of Islamic doctrine.

      It was also satirized by a Palestinian comedy group:

      (MEMRI translations are not always accurate thanks to their anti-Palestinian bias—they’ve put out some stupendously dishonest mistranslations—but they do it right when doing it wrong doesn’t serve their agenda.)

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      Bigjacksuppiluliumas
      5/10/16 5:06pm

      “Um.. Just shoot me” haha

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    opiumsmabytchSam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:34pm

    I’ll give you my shwarma from my cold dead hands.

    Pass the tarator sauce.....plzthx.

    I mean look at this evil doer guy. So evil, so smilingly happily evil.

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      burps25opiumsmabytch
      5/10/16 2:36pm

      i be hungry

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      opiumsmabytchburps25
      5/10/16 2:38pm

      i be too

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    BurnyWilliamsSam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:24pm

    OK, kinda racist. But undisputedly hilarious.

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      MolokoPlus666BurnyWilliams
      5/10/16 2:31pm

      Put a sock in it Burnsy

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      BurnyWilliamsMolokoPlus666
      5/10/16 3:37pm

      Only after I stuff it up your mother’s ass. She keeps asking me to, and it’s only fair. But I draw the line at your dad. Not interested in his repeated pleas for midevel-styled assplay. Besides, if I did, what else would you two have to do at Christmas?

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    ottermannSam Biddle
    5/10/16 4:04pm

    The black socks and combat sandals really sets the whole outfit apart from some wanna-be jihadist.

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      TheDogIsStillBarkingottermann
      5/10/16 7:07pm

      They sure do, but I’m surprised he’d go with the open-toed Combat Birks. Crocs would offer more protection.

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    IAmNotADamnWriterSam Biddle
    5/10/16 3:06pm

    Rest in pieces, Abu Wahib, you yummy-looking shawarma monger! You made a halvah terrorist...

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      suppiluliumasIAmNotADamnWriter
      5/10/16 5:12pm

      I’m just glad this fuul kanafeh again hurt anyone.

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    ThenSASam Biddle
    5/10/16 2:46pm

    Hopefully he was an organ döner.

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