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    all my friends are problematic (aka do the truffle-shuffle)Bobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:02pm

    She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

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      The Noble Renardall my friends are problematic (aka do the truffle-shuffle)
      5/09/16 7:06pm

      I call those people “serial monogamists.”

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      Vanessarefusestowritedownburnerkeyall my friends are problematic (aka do the truffle-shuffle)
      5/09/16 7:07pm

      Oh, you know my sister?

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:19pm

    I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

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      thatsjustmyhairJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/09/16 7:27pm

      I love and hate that show. I watch an episode or two every night before I go to bed, my brain just shuts down while watching and I love that.

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      Jota BeJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      5/09/16 7:27pm

      You totally should call the cops. It’s illegal to physically coerce someone into watching a tv show they dislike (physical coercion is illegal in general), so that’s good news for you!

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    acutelyawareBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:15pm

    I mean, he looks good, but I feel like for 195k you should be Zac Efron jacked.

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      weebleswobbleacutelyaware
      5/09/16 7:17pm

      What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

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      AP Bearweebleswobble
      5/09/16 7:21pm

      And i love shoulders too. That would weird me out.

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    Kris-the-Needlessly-DefiantBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:10pm

    I was kind of sad my husband and I were both poor when we got married because I LOVE the idea of prenups. I can’t comprehend why anyone with any kind of money wouldn't get one.

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      espo618Kris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      5/09/16 7:14pm

      I think long, drawn out lawsuits turn the other half on. Well, at least when they win, otherwise charge that shit to the game player!

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      hippodippyKris-the-Needlessly-Defiant
      5/09/16 7:18pm

      Right? My BF is an only child and will inherit two houses and two considerable estates (thanks divorced in-laws!). I've said on multiple occasions that I'd be fine with a prenup but he doesn't want one. I'm poor, have always been and prolly always will be and I do not understand why he doesn't want one.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:08pm
    Meanwhile, Kaley and her new boyfriend are probably on horseback somewhere, gracefully jumping over stacks of cash.

    Close.

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      BlueberrypiesrandilynisFINDILYN
      5/09/16 8:22pm

      I seriously wish those were photos of her. ...yes, I zoomed in to check.

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      randilynisFINDILYNBlueberrypies
      5/09/16 8:38pm
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    KatMarloweBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:18pm

    I loved this from Ryan Sweeting’s Wikipedia page:

    2012

    Sweeting played tennis professionally.

    2013

    Sweeting continued to play tennis.

    2014

    He played more tennis

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      helgaperezKatMarlowe
      5/09/16 8:42pm

      Oh, my goodness. I went to his Wikipedia article to check, and it is true! But that is only part of it!

      2011

      At the US Men’s Clay Court Championships in Houston, Sweeting won his only ATP World Tour singles title by beating Kei Nishikori of Japan.

      2012

      Sweeting played tennis professionally.

      2013

      Sweeting continued to play tennis.

      2014

      He played more tennis

      2015

      Retirement from professional tennis.

      I love how whoever wrote this felt it was necessary to note that Sweeting’s ATP World Tour singles title is his ONLY one.

      I shall continue to laugh at this until I am distracted by a cat.

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      SarsAttackshelgaperez
      5/09/16 8:58pm
      I shall continue to laugh at this until I am distracted by a cat.

      This is a great one-sentence biography. I’m going to live my life now by the standard it has set.

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    GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:13pm

    Good for her, but her success is a sad reflection of American taste.

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      IndianaJoanGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      5/09/16 7:24pm

      America really likes its blond jokes.

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      Bartleby FarrellGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
      5/09/16 7:25pm

      Seriously. I find her so unfunny and she is such a bad actress and yet she’s raking in the dough. When I say bad actress I mean all her acting is in her lips. Her emotions are only conveyed in how she squinches her mouth. It’s like watching Winona Ryder in Girl, Interrupted when she did all her acting through her cigarette. I hope when BBT finally goes off the air Cuoco disappears.

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    32_FootstepsBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:03pm

    I think this makes it clear that she is humping on stacks of cash, while her partner is on the half of the bed without cash.

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      the dude32_Footsteps
      5/09/16 7:07pm

      But in Caleeefornia if he contests doesn't he get half, prenup or not?

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      Jess, Queen of the Raptorsthe dude
      5/09/16 7:10pm

      He has to prove that he was coerced into signing the prenup, or otherwise had the wool pulled over his eyes so to speak, in order to win that case. Even here in Cali, if you willingly sign a prenup you essentially waive your right to half.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:05pm

    Good for her. Too many times you hear about celebs and their “bitter divorce battles.” She may have rushed into this relationship pretty quickly but at least she looked out for herself long-term.

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      anyah8sbunniesCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      5/09/16 8:15pm

      My thoughts too. No matter what people think of her success, the woman knows what is up and good for her.

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    SarsAttacksBobby Finger
    5/09/16 7:16pm

    All I know about her is that my dad cries when she appears on a Humane Society commercial (‘cos dogs ‘n’ cats an’ shit, not ‘cos’a her). But I pity her for Ryan Sweeting. His game was awful and he looks like what a precocious, but especially dim cocker spaniel might if it was turned human.

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      SarsAttacksSarsAttacks
      5/09/16 7:21pm

      Oh shit, I was thinking of Ryan Harrison. Ah, well. Sweeting is not Spanier-like, but he was shit on the court just the same.

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      Marlene FreaktrickSarsAttacks
      5/09/16 7:24pm

      still an excellent insult. I’m gonna keep that one in my back pocket.

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