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    Jeb! & The HologramsMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 10:47am

    Guys, I know you all loved Bernie and now he’s dead and it sucks, but you need to get over it.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Jeb! & The Holograms
      5/07/16 10:57am

      I’m not sure what liking Bernie has to do with ‘Presumptuous Nominee’ being a terrible nickname. I mean that’s worse than Lyin’ Ted.

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      mercury69Jeb! & The Holograms
      5/07/16 10:57am

      Lol you’d have a better chance of seeing Clay Aiken have an orgy with 10 woman.

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    It's Like That AndMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 10:48am

    SHE’S BLOWING IT.

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      The Alvin Greene DreamIt's Like That And
      5/07/16 10:49am

      SHE’S BLOWING IT.

      Can we please turn this into a meme? It’s perfect.

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      voxer91It's Like That And
      5/07/16 10:51am

      Who - Hillary or Monica?

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    NookiemonsterMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 10:47am

    I feel like this might be the first time in history where the most effective campaign strategy for Clinton would be to just play full length trump speeches at her campaign events. No need for editing. Just stand there and let your jaw naturally drop while listening to the Donald.

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      GregoireNookiemonster
      5/07/16 10:51am

      I’m reminded of this Onion headline for Ted Cruz — Brutal Anti-Cruz Attack Ad Just 30 Seconds Of Candidate’s Photo Displayed Without Any Text, Voiceover, Music

      The same stratagem could be used against Trump except just his isolated speeches and face.

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      Hawkeye-15Nookiemonster
      5/07/16 10:55am

      It is very hard to win elections with fear alone. Telling everyone how terrible Trump is can convince some people not to vote for Trump, but getting people out to vote against him requires giving voters a reason to vote for Hillary.

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    Desi_RelafordMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 10:57am

    This is quickly turning into the day my high school English teacher lost an argument with the class clown.

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      BigjackDesi_Relaford
      5/07/16 11:14am

      I think it’s hilarious but then I’m the pointed headed intellectual that probably has a lot in common with Hil.

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      Desi_RelafordBigjack
      5/07/16 11:18am

      I am just remembering the time one of the English teachers I worked with dressed up as “It’s raining cats and dogs!” for Halloween.

      It was a good thing he had that umbrella for his costume when the neighborhood kids were pelting him with eggs.

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    bielzebubbyMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 11:54am

    $3 to Hillary's campaign.

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      You might be wrong.bielzebubby
      5/07/16 3:13pm

      Is the reason you’ve gone from announcing you’ve wasted $15 to announcing you’ve thrown away $3 each time your delicate sensibilities are offended by dastardly leftists criticizing your preferred member of the bourgeois that you’re running out of money or that you’re approaching the campaign contribution limit that you wish would be abolished so that the poors could finally be shut out of discussions of a political nature?

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      bielzebubbyYou might be wrong.
      5/07/16 3:31pm

      Neither. It’s an even more delicious reason. You see, she’s already won and thus my donating to her primary campaign is merely symbolic. Once Bernie finally goes to his grave, I will be donating larger amounts to her general election campaign. I’m sure you don’t know this, but there’s actually a difference! So keep feeding me your delicious tears. They nourish me and make me stronger with every drop. It’s hilarious that you couldn’t even conceive of a situation outside of your assumptions. It’s a BernieBrat’s way of the highway! +$3 more to her campaign. Please, keep harassing me. I'll keep donating. Maybe I'll hit that precious $27 by the end of the day!

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    EldritchMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 11:02am

    *head in hands* Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory...

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      Jeb! & The HologramsEldritch
      5/07/16 11:52am

      Because of an offhand remark at one rally that’s yet to be repeated?

      That’s all it takes?

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      HillarysWorldEldritch
      5/07/16 11:55am

      I don't think it was a nickname, just a remark at a rally. Somehow, I can't see it losing her the election. :)

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    W0nd3rmuttMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 11:53am

    Between the remaining three nominees she’s at the bottom of the pack for me. It’s a shame really.

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      HillarysWorldW0nd3rmutt
      5/07/16 12:02pm

      There's a third nominee? WTF?

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      You might be wrong.HillarysWorld
      5/07/16 3:15pm

      There’s well over a dozen people currently running for president. Eight have enough ballot access to actually win.

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    KyuzoMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 10:59am

    What about Fuckface? Can we do Fuckface?

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      icanneverremembermyburnercodeKyuzo
      5/07/16 11:29am

      And there is now coffee on my computer monitor

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      Kenhe LoginKyuzo
      5/07/16 11:36am

      Von Clownstick!

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    crouching tigerMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 11:30am

    Other commenters, I think on Jezebel, came up with Con Don. Much better.

    It’s short like his fingers, and it attacks him at his greatest point of weakness: his fraudulent businesses.

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      BernieLosesPortlandcrouching tiger
      5/07/16 11:35am

      considering Don isn’t the one being investigated by the FBI right now, it might be a bad nickname.

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      cgo2370crouching tiger
      5/07/16 11:54am

      Works bilingually too. “Un con” is roughly equivalent to “jackass” in french. Un osti de con en tabarnak if you’re feeling emphatic.

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    TakahashiMelissa Cronin
    5/07/16 10:50am

    I’m a liberal Democrat myself and have worked for them either in campaigns or in Congress. HRC needs to watch it with the minimum wage talk if she doesn’t pay her interns. Even the President got into trouble for that and rightly so.

    If people work for you, fucking pay them. No explanation needed.

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      Sid and FinancyTakahashi
      5/07/16 11:25am

      Do you have any idea how many $300,000-a-plate fundraisers it would take to pay interns?!

      One. The answer is one. It was a rhetorical question.

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      Nina LemoneTakahashi
      5/07/16 12:43pm

      Not paying your interns is one thing Gawker agrees with Clinton on.

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