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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    5/06/16 2:15pm

    I just don’t understand what’s happening anymore.

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      DumpsterbabyMasshole James
      5/06/16 2:18pm

      There is no way that man went to hell, not after all the joy he brought to the world!

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      HubcapJennyMasshole James
      5/06/16 2:22pm

      I...uh...whuh?

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    cuntybawsGabrielle Bluestone
    5/06/16 2:15pm

    Dead Rob Ford Endorses Donald Trump

    So there IS a sentence Rob’s name can come up in where he’s not the biggest clown.

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      Francoiscuntybaws
      5/06/16 2:17pm

      Rather have a dead Drump endorsing Rob Ford.

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      cuntybawsFrancois
      5/06/16 2:24pm

      Rather have a Dead Rob Ford president

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    DHIATENSORGabrielle Bluestone
    5/06/16 9:28pm

    Goddamn I miss Rob Ford. He showed us all that you can be unqualified, slovenly, morbidly obese and a literal fucking crackhead, and still hold high political office.

    I’m English but with an interest in your politics (blame The West Wing if I’m talking shit) and keep trying to tell people that Trump will never be president. People here are scared but also they’re laughing at you. We genuinely didn’t think you could go lower than Bush Jr. and right now he looks like a fucking statesman by comparison. Please don’t make me look like an idiot. There’s no way he can win nationally, right? The GOP’s lost 5 of last 6 popular votes and he alienates two for every one he attracts, right? His supporters may be passionate but that doesn’t mean they get to vote twice. There’s no way that buffoonish piece of shit carries the centre - and presidential elections are decided by the centre- right?

    The fact it’s even got to this stage is to the eternal embarrassment of the Republicans. They had eight years and the best they come up with is Rubio and Cruz? Trump is the candidate they deserve. His run couldn’t exist if they hadn’t been sewing the seeds of hate for the last quarter century.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesDHIATENSOR
      5/07/16 3:02am

      There, there, sweetie. Big, bad Trump isn’t going to be president. Uncle Sam just lost his goddamn mind for a minute, but it’s going to be all right. Now, go back to bed.

      Seriously, though, it’s going to be very, very, very hard for him to become president. Not only that, but we were already looking good to take back the Senate (and thus deliver a left-leaning Supreme Court), and a Trump nomination by the GOP only makes that more likely.

      So, now, we’ll only have the House of Represenstatives to embarrass us on an international level.

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      David RochlinDHIATENSOR
      5/07/16 3:34am

      All valid. Let’s just see how Hillary holds up her end now, shall we? Democrats also had eight years to bring forth their best talent.

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    Classic example of our failed educational systemGabrielle Bluestone
    5/06/16 2:15pm

    Here’s a man, Rob Ford, who is very, very successful. Top two, top three in the world. He gets things done. But now the leftist big government won’t let him smoke crack. And he died. Sad.

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      Jerry-NetherlandClassic example of our failed educational system
      5/06/16 2:23pm

      The leftist big government is watching? Yet making it sexy...

      GIF
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      Guck it SawkerClassic example of our failed educational system
      5/06/16 2:23pm

      Sad indeed, but remember that the best crack pipes are sold at TRUMP TOWER SMOKABLES, I love the crack users!

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    a seahorseGabrielle Bluestone
    5/06/16 2:13pm
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      it is me hatcha seahorse
      5/06/16 2:25pm

      2 beautiful 4 this eart.h..

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      a seahorseit is me hatch
      5/06/16 2:34pm

      hes with the angles now

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    helpmeithinkimfallinginloveagainGabrielle Bluestone
    5/06/16 2:15pm
    GIF
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      Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
      5/06/16 2:14pm

      This should give great hope to Scalia fans, maybe he CAN vote from beyond the grave! Someone get Dead Scalia a Twitter account!

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        MBCockDave
        5/06/16 2:18pm

        Ford is still high on crack I see.

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        DumpsterbabyDave
        5/06/16 2:20pm

        Dead Reagan still exercises total control over the GOP, so, its definitely possible.

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      Gabrielle CyniqueGabrielle Bluestone
      5/06/16 2:48pm
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        IvrinielGabrielle Bluestone
        5/06/16 9:48pm

        Meanwhile in Toronto, Rob Ford’s nephew Michael has resigned his seat on the school board after a year to run to replace his Uncle on council.

        As a teacher in Ward 2, this pisses me off. Clearly Michael had no particular interest in education. He only ran for the school board after Rob was diagnosed with cancer, dropped out the mayoral race and started running for council instead. Michael had been running for the council seat, and switched to running for trustee.

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          GeorgeGeoffersonLivesIvriniel
          5/07/16 3:08am

          My god, it’s like they are cloning them. Someone find this laboratory and shut. it. down.

          Etobicoke sounds like the Canadian version of Staten Island.

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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGabrielle Bluestone
        5/07/16 2:57am

        This honestly doesn’t make any sense. Ford pulled quite a bit of his support from conservative ethnic minorities. On top of that, Trump has not even been the “small government” candidate this cycle, which was kind of Rob Ford’s thing. Donald Trump is talking about ridiculous spending increases and possibly defaulting on America’s debt. A fiscal conservative? Yeah, okay.

        I can’t believe I’m actually indirectly making Rob fuckin’ Ford look better by comparison.

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